Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.

Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.

Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock

Jasper lives a lonely existence, but don't feel bad for him, he wants it this way. The more he keeps people away, the easier his life will be. Can a chance meeting at a bar change all of that & heal the wounds of the past? AH/OOC

Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv

The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!

Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...

Because making fun of 12-year-olds is fun... Rated M for LEMMENS & MANSLASH! Dont like dont read! No flames!

Edward and Jasper Cullen are two brothers who can't get along - because they always want the same thing. And this time, that 'thing' is Bella Swan. Bella Swan, however, seems more interested in finding out their secret. Bella, Edward, Jasper. ON HIATUS!

Bella, adopted by the Cullens as an infant, has grown into an integral part of their family. When she disappears one afternoon, they desperately retrieve her. But something is amiss and everything is changing. Ed x Bel x Jas. M for later chapters.

Inspired by 'The Transporter'. British Edward Masen is a Transporter. He has transported everything from illegal weapons, to drugs, to even people - dead and alive. He's hired to 'deliver' Bella Swan, and this is a job he will never forget... ON HIATUS!

Entry for the Summer of Smut contest. Bella rents a lake house for the weekend and when she sees the man who lives in the house across from hers, fun things happen. Rated MA for language and lemons.

Emmett’s daughter’s best friend is barely legal and trying to honey suckle her way into his pants. AH. Entry for Forbidden Lemon Contest.

One shot for the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' contest. Edward has never forgotten 'that night'. Well, it's kind of hard for him to, seeing as she makes it so difficult..."Then why don't you leave me alone?"..."Look at you, how can I leave you alone?"...

The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.

Won second place in The Littlest Peen Contest! Bella loves Edward. Edward loves Bella. But there's a LITTLE problem... Will Bella be able to look past Edward's SHORTcomings, all in the name of love?