YO. O.O ( he's staring at you...)

Welcome to my PROFILE!! Let me introduce myself. My name is _. (I'm not letting anyone stalk me, sorry.)

Hmmmmm, let's see, about me, hmm? Um, I love books, music, nerdy stuff like Harry Potter and Pokemon, and I'm usually mistaken for quiet by strangers. I write and I am learning to play guitar and drums.

MUISIC:

(bolded means NOT SIGNED but you should seriously listen to. Go to myspace.com/_)

REALLY GOOD BANDS/ ARTISTS!: Set it Off, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Nirvana, A City Serene, Flyleaf, Paramore, the Beatles, the Academy Is... (I'd like to know exactly WHAT the academy is), Avenged Sevenfold, Boys Like Girls, Cobra Starship, Adam Lambert, Coldplay, Cute Is What We Aim For, Three Days Grace, Death Cab For Cutie, We the Kings, Evanescence, Slipknot, Flyleaf, the Fray, Paramore, Nirvana, Cage the Elephant, Owl City, the Postal Service, Panic! at the Disco, Green Day, Escape the Fate...

BOOKS:

Artemis Fowl

the Supernaturalist

Twilight Saga

Harry Potter

the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Death Note (manga)

Gone

the Host

Holes

the Hunger Games

Evermore

Maximum Ride

the Mortal Instruments

the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

Skeleton Creek

Uglies

Much, much more.

OK, I also love to write (duh)

I live in the good ol' US of A in Pennsylvania (GO PHILLIES!!) and I am absolutely without a doubt INSANE.

And I dream of traveling the world and settling in NYC or Seattle. For all you people who DON'T live on the East Coast of America, if you ever visit make sure to get yourself a RITA'S ITALIAN ICE. They're amazing and I feel bad for all of you that are deprived of them on a hot summer's day. I also listen to lots of podcasts. If you're interested here are some good ones:

PODCASTS:

Smart Mouths (adult, so I'd say no one under 13)

MuggleCast (Harry Potter)

Imprint (Twilight)

Maximum Ride: Acess Only or now FlockTalk 2010 (Maximum Ride)

Maximum Awesomeness (Maximum Ride)

AudioFictions (Harry Potter Fanfiction adiobook type thing)

Harry Potter Prognostications Podcast (feat. Greg and Penny from Smart Mouths)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is WRONG!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) and you were too busy to notice number 5 wasn't there.

10) you actually looked up to check if there was a number 5.

11) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

Repost this on your profile if you got owned and you know you did.

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

YE OLDE LINKETHS!

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Hmm...that's it. I need more stuff.