"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..."

"I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish and none dare resist! And now, you belong to me!" Smaug stirs beneath Erebor when he hears a heavenly voice and knows he must have such a prize for his own. Trapped in the Dragon's lair, Kathryn, a seer, must survive this deadly creature to escape to freedom. But a vision plagues her, one that connects her to the mighty dragon forever.

You know those times where you look at a game and say to yourself "If it was me in there, I would do it better"? Don't do that, that is what we call 'tempting Fate', and it will never end well.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

The entire Dark Souls experience summed up in twenty lines.

"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.

Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

A scyther is captured, and she hates it - right up until she doesn't. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on who you ask.

History would say she was an animal. Myth would say she was a demon. The Good Thief would say she was foolish, belligerent, stubborn – blind. None of these are true. Viktoria always knew the cost of shaking Soulforge. She did it anyway.

With Christmas almost upon them, Seras discovers one of Sir Integra's childhood scars that manifests itself in fear. Meanwhile, Alucard scoffs at the commercialized Christmas, Richard's a jerk, and Pip...is French. Rated T for Santa Clause analysis.

What happens when Integra and Alucard go to Taco bell. Crack nonsense is what happens. Crackfic.

During a picnic, Chrona's dormant witch-powers surface in an unexpected way. Takes place after "Breaking Point," but it can be read as a separate one-shot.

Professor Daniel was a strange man.

Series of KFP oneshots. Chapter 1- Wounds heal but scars won't. Well, Shen doesn't care what scars do.

GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?

When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!

Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.

"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."

LU in order to discover it!

You may be a man but you could still be with child, well alien baby…

Do your fanfics suck? Make them suck less by following these steps.

Mordecai faces an ... uncomfortable situation.

‘So, you say that Zim is out there, stealing organs left and right and leaving empty torsos in parking lots and no one was ever able to stop him?’ Halloween fic.

Status: Complete. Johnny finds himself losing his fight to shut himself off from emotion. His inner desire to reconnect with Devi just may prove to be too strong for him to resist. But Devi may already have moved on...

When a Charmeleon survives a suicide attempt, its trainer finds himself faced with some difficult decisions. Charmeleon's POV. One-shot, sequel to "Acrophobic" by EkaSwede.

Slade just hoped that times to come would not always be like this. Maybe having a woman apprentice was going to be a bit more difficult then he thought...

Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.

Pokemon and Taco Bell.

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Squee wants to go out trick-or-treating. Johnny thinks it's safer if he goes with him. COMPLETE.

Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.