! Welcome to Loserville !

Phone Conversation

:Dial Tone, Buttons being pressed:

Customer - Hello?

Us- Welcome to Loserville! Population, currently three. We are all
pleased that you have chosen Loserville as your place to visit.
We promise we will provide all the necessary accommodations to make
your stay as pleasant as can be.

Customer - Uh…Excuse me, I think I have the wrong num--

Us - Now, If you would like to visit Loserville please press one,
although I would like to warn you that once you have entered Loserville
you will no longer be permitted to leave.

Customer -………

Us - Please press two if you wish to become a permanent resident at
Loserville and yes option two is just like option on, but as you see we
need to take up more buttons.

Customer - …………………………

Us- And as a third option you can continue your
incessant rambling by simply ending this conversation and continue
talking into an empty line. Thank you.

:Phone Clicks off, Dial Tone:

Us- Oh and one more thing. If you wish to learn more about Loserville, please contact us at 1-800-IM-AN-IDIOT.

Have a nice day