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I like Undertale, warriors, doctor who, walking dead, mlp, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, South Park, Durarara, Hetalia, The Avengers, Family Guy, and the simpsons. Okay, so I want someone to look me in the eye and tell me they would not love it if freaking men in suits came to your class looking for you, saying ,"We need y\n l\n" and teacher ask why and questions them and then they say ,"It's a matter of national security ma'am \sir" If you say no, to this please do write a mile long essay why. I mean COME ON I can't be the only one who would be wondering "Oh crapola what did I do this time?! Please be from one of my fandom's please and not be some people trying to question me cause I know about the mafia-I SAID TOO MUCH!" Okay maybe not exactly that but still! This is a true story.A girl died in 1993. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 24 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, danggit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile. If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile. If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author. If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you can laugh at the saddest part in an anime by making fun of the animation or someones oblvious dissision. Crazy is when you laugh at the end of If I Stay and then scream "NO! WHY DIDN'T SHE DIE?!" when she opens her eyes. Crazy is when you stare at a penciland laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto! Crazy is when you see a guy by the deli who looks like Edward so you stick your head out the car roof window and scream at him, "HEY! WHERES YOUR VOLVO!? CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND IT, WE CAN TALK!" nononono ur all wrong crazy is when you watch and read every shugo chara! thing ever made, and when ikuto appears on the screen or on the page, you lick him!! / If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 5. When you are confused, I will use little words. 6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why is verb a noun? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why is it called after dark when really it's after light? Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... cAN yOU rEaD ThiS?? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Well Congrats If You can!! 95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. (End of If I Stay...) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune... If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've ever tripped going up the stairs copy and paste this to your profile IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting Opening Credits: I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco Waking Up: Counting Stars by OneRepublic First Day At School: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men Falling In Love: This is Gospel by Panic! At The Disco Fight Song: Elanor Rigby by The Beatles Breaking Up: Best Day of My Life by American Authors (Oh the irony!XD) Prom Night: I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters (This is a little unsettling) Life: There Right There by Legally Blonde (WHY?!) Mental Breakdown: Trouble Maker by Olly Mars Driving: 20 Dollar Nose Bleed by Fall Out Boy Flashback: Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Getting back together: B Team by Mariahas Trench Wedding: Bulls in The Bronx by Pierce The Veil Birth of Child: The Stereotypes Song by Your Favourite Martian Final Battle: I'm Alive by Becca Funeral Song: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley (YES! OH MY GOODNESS THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!) Final Credits:Fake Your Death by My Chemical Romance |
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Strange Things About America by nicetwin123 reviews
There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 146,138 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 9h - Published: 8/4/2015 - America
Snakeskins by Sunruner reviews
Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 1,026,383 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Scorpius M., N. Italy, England/Britain
Original Discovered by Hope You Will Always Stay reviews
Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England. (I'M MAKING A RE-MAKE OF THIS STORY, CHECK NEWEST CHAPTER!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,445 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 11/10/2014 - America, Sweden, Finland, Denmark
History Is Actually Awesome by BCFireShadow reviews
After the war, Percy thought that he would settle nicely in the camp, and attend school there with his friends and girlfriend. But nope, the Fates were really messing with his lives this time. He hated the school, he hated being lonely- until "Alfred F. Jones" came along.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,263 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 3/15/2015
Alfred Jones (and Others) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by friendofthequn reviews
America and Canada return for their third year at Hogwarts, and this time England is coming with them as the new History of Magic professor. After the disastrous last two years, and with dangerous criminal Sirius Black on the loose, he's not taking any chances with Harry Potter's safety. The Boy Who Lived will need all the help he can get just to stay alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 67,775 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Complete
Trollbunden by Adelheidi reviews
Spellbound: Matthias and people from his town are forced to make a choice, to stand up against their king or perish under his harsh rule. Their rebellion seems to be doomed in the beginning, until Matthias meets someone that has insight that can give them victory. But is he willing to risk all of their lives based on information from a stranger reluctant to reveal his identity?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,256 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Static by OrangePlum reviews
Breathless Sequel. Arthur always thought that the incident with Alfred's arms would forever be the biggest hurdle their friendship would face. But as the looks change and the touches linger, it becomes frightfully clear that he was dead wrong about that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 7/29/2011 - England/Britain, America
Prussia and Gilbert and the World by rookanga reviews
After deciding that he can't keep living in Germany's basement, Gilbert becomes a reporter and news anchor for a Berlin-based channel, but the life he has built for himself begins to crumble when the secret of the nations is jeopardized. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,922 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Prussia, Canada] Germany - Complete
The Lies My Boss Told Me by Ludwig's Alter Ego reviews
1941. Ludwig gets more than he bargained for when he naively ends up leading an Einsatzgruppe out on a mission to discover the source of a mysterious explosion in Ponary. His new mission? Save a pair of Jewish children from his fellow SS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 159,792 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Germany
We Stand By Each Other by Russia says hello reviews
Life on Earth dramatically changed when important people from two different groups disappeared. One ran away, another faking his death. These people all came together with the help of Chaos and made a group, the Elite Team. With Night and Tartarus rising from the pits of Tartarus, will Earth perish or be saved? First ff! :D DISCONTINUED AS OF AUG 12 2017
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,475 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Percy J., Prussia
In Need of Representation by Mayhem21 reviews
Original prompt: What if a nation was never found by another nation as a kid? The United States of America has always been an outlier to the rest of the world - the only nation known to exist without a living personification. But as the world's personifications come under the threat of a deadly attack, everything is about to change. Kinkmeme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,001 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 10/24/2015 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Undertale: After Freedom by LittleMarbles reviews
{WARNING: This fic is INCREDIBLY old, has godawful typos and isn't finished, nor may it ever be completed.} A year passed since Frisk freed the monsters from the underground. They now live with Toriel, and every day is a new adventure as they do their best to help their new friends adapt to living on the surface.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 114,288 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel
Home by Artofskating reviews
The year is 2030. The monsters are now aboveground, freed by the then nine year old, now 11 year old Frisk. Papyrus is taking regular cooking lessons, Toriel's a teacher. And Sans? He's happy, finally. The nightmares have stopped, and he has an amazing wife and is an awesome dunkle to Frisk. But one day, he goes to tuck in said child, and finds a nasty surprise... SPOILER WARNING
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 169,367 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Frisk, OC, Sans, Chara - Complete
Candlelight: A Twilight parody (Discontinued) by Lovethehumor101 reviews
There were three things I was sure of: 1. Arthur was a vampire 2. There was a part of him that craved for my blood, but also made me feel safe. 3. His eyebrows, now that I think about it, are a VERY sexy feature. And that I, Alfred F. Jones had fallen for him. UkUs. I do not own Hetalia and Twilight. M for cussing and later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [England/Britain, America]
Childs Play by pupeez4eva reviews
Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,622 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 10/20/2012 - America, Prussia, Germany
Family Matters by supremegreendragon reviews
Just a bunch of FACE short stories. Dealing with little Matthew and Alfred is tough. Well, not so much Matthew... FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 36,996 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/13/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
And Libertea for All by Zeplerfer reviews
Chapter 15: As usual, Alfred has waited until the last minute to find a present for his office gift exchange. Fortunately for him, it seems someone else is in the same predicament... {My collection of USUKUS oneshots. Full list of summaries in chapter one.}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,972 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [America, England/Britain]
no sound to hide behind by little-fuzzy-dude reviews
Sans and Papyrus live in the lab. They were created in the lab, and one day they would probably die in the lab. Sans had shielded his little brother from the scientist as much as he could, but in the end, they were just his experiments. But one day, there was someone new. Someone Sans had never seen before. And Sans couldn't help but feel something he hadn't before: hope.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
The Stargate Program by Ashynarr reviews
It was the discovery of the century. A device older than human civilization, capable of transporting people across the galaxy in an instant. But things have a way of quickly becoming complicated, pushing America and others to their limits as they find themselves embroiled in galactic politics and intrigue throughout the stars.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,612 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 1/10/2014 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, America, Canada - Complete
The Anonymity of Watching From Afar by hedgehogkween reviews
America is a strong and thriving country, but Alfred lives his life invisible to the other nations. He grows up alone and apart from them, and after several centuries he's able to observe them in secret and safety. Despite warnings from his government, however, his curiosity drives him to get close enough to attract their attention, whether he wants it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,731 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 3/30/2015 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
The Price of Wisdom by Phanfan925 reviews
Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 220,189 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
National Security by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America
To Fade by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Knock 'em dead kiddo," Gilbert winks at him and raises a casual thumbs up. His legs are faded out near his feet and even his fingers have traces of disappearing. Matthew smiles a little flustered to himself and walks out of the house with Alfred. Neither of them can explain why. It just happens that no one can see Gilbert except for Matthew now. Based off art by mr-reblogbutton.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Tell Me A Piece of Your History by cultureandseptember reviews
An account of the media reactions to the reveal of Nations (anthropomorphic national embodiments) with scholarly commentary. Heavily inspired by: United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) [fallingvoices, radialarch] with mixed genres. Cover art by panegyricwilliwaw on Tumblr! (Also on ao3.) COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,817 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - England/Britain, America, China - Complete
Secrets From America by Lapis Lazuli Ichigo reviews
Things you probably didn't know about the good old US of A from history to culture. One-Shots and more. Rated T for Tony the alien and controversy. Because nothing is only skin deep with personifications...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,108 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America
Misspelled by Emmsiicool reviews
When a spell goes horribly wrong the nations has to work together to solve the problem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 83,148 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Denmark
Here's To Being Less Messed Up by riptidedauntlessgryffindor reviews
The talk that never happened between Magnus and Annabeth at the end of the Sword of Summer, and then more little extra drabbles. (Spoilers for Rick Riordan's books throughout the story.)
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Magnus C., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Lost Prince by Zeplerfer reviews
Ten years ago, the royal family of Spades was overthrown in a violent revolution and the last remaining family members were feared dead. Now, with the help of the former Jack of Spades and an amnesiac orphan, con man Arthur has a plan to collect the reward money by "finding" Prince Alfred and reuniting him with his grandmother. Based on mynoodlesafterdark's Cardverse Anastasia AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Arranged Marriage by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Then the stranger laughs throwing his head back. Alfred puffs and nearly steps on his toes out of anger. He gasps and clutches to the stranger's shoulders as he's dipped low. He catches his breath only to have it stolen again, when the feathers of the man's outfit begin to shift under his fingers, pulling back and settling themselves in full black wings. 1p x 2p America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2016 - America, Parallel America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Through The Eyes of an ExAmerican by insanelaughtler reviews
It's approaching the fifty year anniversary since the fall of the United States of America. A world meeting is being held in the city that was once named Washington D.C., capital of the long deceased America. During their stay, the nations of the world are experiencing encounters with many intriguing people. Or person. Is the personification of America really dead? DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,148 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 8/29/2012 - America, Canada
Dinosaurs and Dragons by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Muggle-born Alfred F. Jones dreams of graduating Hogwarts and then using his skills to work with dinosaurs at Jurassic World. Now if only he can get his best friend Arthur on board with his idea... [USUK- AU fusion with Harry Potter and Jurassic World]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How Gaster became Dadster by ChibiGirl0911 reviews
The Walk Home was peaceful, but Gaster swore he heard a baby crying. What happens when he comes across a Monster Toddler and their infant sibling? He may not think he's father materiel, but others sure think so. Contains Child Abuse
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Sans, Papyrus, OC, Alphys
Attract by Car reviews
After six years of harboring unrequited feelings for his traveling companion Alfred, Arthur decides to conduct a little experiment. With the help of his new Spritzee, Arthur attacks Alfred with an attract attack to make him all in love with him. The only things left to wonder are if it worked, and if it did, was it wrong to do it? Poketalia, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Greeks, Norse, Romans, oh my! by thefaultin0urfandom reviews
Annabeth and Magnus have that conversation about whose story is better. Interruptions and crazy boyfriends make the whole day more exciting... Spoilers for BoO and obviously Magnus Chase. Percabeth
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/25/2016 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Magnus C., Jack - Complete
Vampires and Werewolves by Spamano4ever reviews
Lovino and Feliciano are twins living with their grandfather in America after an incident ten years ago changed them. Now, they start at a new school and must try to hide their secret. (Hiatus)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 307,830 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 5/13/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
The Fiasco Legacy by Sky Rat reviews
Blitzen never thought that dragging Hearthstone to his Uncle's funeral would end up making his life so complicated. Nosy relatives, a fake relationship (because that always ends well), a mysterious ring and Loki – what could go wrong? (Blitzen x Hearthstone)
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Blitzen, Hearthstone] Magnus C., Loki - Complete
Out of The Woods by Roxi2Pyrien reviews
"You would need to break him out of Mermaid Island Prison. But the only way on is a ship with walls around it." Arthur said. Lovino looked up hopeful. "With walls?" Dimas asked. "Why?" "So the mermaids don't drag you off."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] Portugal - Complete
Frisk by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
It's Frisk's birthday and it's time for some fun! (We now know about Sans's past...but what about Frisk's? As Asriel asked: why did Frisk climb Mt. Ebott? Well, they have their own reasons.) (Queerplatonic Sans/Frisk. Trigger warnings of emotional abuse. Rated T just in case. Part 4 of my Undertale Series but can be read alone if you want.) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,576 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel - Complete
Peace On Earth, Goodwill To Men by MrsBeilschmidt3 reviews
It's World War II, and Steve Rodgers makes an unexpected friend in a sick German soldier named Ludwig Beilschmidt. He wasn't expecting to meet him again seventy years later, both of them still the same age.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Complete
Switched by LolitaCupcake reviews
"An uncharacteristic grimness overtook Oliver's features that morning. Only it wasn't Oliver, not really." Arthur wakes up in Oliver's body. Don't quite have an adequate for feel for the ratings yet, but T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - England/Britain, America, Parallel America, Parallel Nations
The Parent Trap by RickyDew reviews
Twin girls Amelia and Alice meet at a summer camp to find out they are sisters. They both want their parents together, and what better way to do that then switch lives for a bit, then meet up and try to reignite their parents old love? Disney's The Parent Trap film plot. Pairing is UsUk(parents)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,826 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - England/Britain, America
The Eternal American by cakuramen reviews
The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,311 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America
Assorted Stucky by PotatoJesus reviews
A collection of little stories about post-CWS Steve and Bucky. (Edit - They became not so little after a while...)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,548 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America]
Hate to Love You by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Luciano hates everything about Feliciano, and he hates how that's a lie. Luciano's bored at a meeting and decides to carve on the desktop, but when his markings are discovered, it gives him the chance to get closer to his other self. 1p x 2p Italy. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
To live again by ilrahcbow reviews
When Prussia dissolved, everyone assumed he had reached the end of his existence. No one ever considered that once a country dies, they become a guardian, and in Prussia's case, Jack Frost.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Prussia, Germany, Ancient Rome, Holy Roman Empire
Blow up the moon by nicetwin123 reviews
America gets a call in the middle of a world meeting, and both he and Russia start freaking out. Rated T for language only.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Complete
Children of Nations: Book 1 by LeoTheProbie reviews
The Nations have kids? Well, get ready to meet them! Follow these normal teenagers as they meet their real parents and learn about their histories, battle evil, save the world, and new problems, and discover romance. None of them signed up for this! Well, as they say, you can't pick and choose your family. OC-centric story. T for language of OCs and Canon characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 143,835 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, America, OC - Complete
Nightmare Apocalypse by ElizabethScaffie reviews
Feliciano wakes up in a destroyed city with no memory. He soon discovers that the city isn't exactly 'normal' and much creepier than expected, because there are these Nightmares, monsters that feed on humans... He will find other survivors of the Apocalypse and learn more of the new world, but will he be able to learn more about himself too? And... just what are these REDs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,665 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
The Desolate Future by SakuraMoriChan reviews
America tests out a time machine that he and Japan created together. But when he arrives in the distant future, it turns out to be very different from what he would have expected... My first fanfiction!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,573 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/24/2012 - America
Valentine, Please be Mine by Zeplerfer reviews
If anyone asked, Arthur would adamantly deny that he watched any of those silly soul mate clock reality shows. But even he couldn't resist watching the handsome American on the show featuring gay men from across the world with timers that were all set for the same date as Arthur's—Valentine's Day. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Unforgettable by Zeplerfer reviews
Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 18,224 - Follows: 6,938 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Warriors Talkshow! by Duchess Shadowthorne reviews
Hello! Duchess Shadowthorne here, and with a new series called, 'The Warriors Talkshow' *jazzhands*! Turn your tuner on, and listen to the gossip of the most well known cats of the Clans! You can even ask for certain cats to be on the show, and later you can submit your OCs as well! I also update every Friday, so come and join Icepool and Silverfang in their crazy interviews!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - OC
Flirty at 9:30 by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur Kirkland is busy staring longingly at his co-worker, Alfred, when he is interrupted by a phonecall from a radio DJ. It's time for the show's daily dating segment 'Flirty at 9:30' and apparently someone has a secret crush on Arthur...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/8/2014 - England/Britain, America, Hungary - Complete
Eternal Guardian by Mistflyer1102 reviews
Only sixty years have passed since the conclusion of WWII, but it soon becomes clear that there are those who still wish to rewrite the world map. New yet familiar allies and foes return to the world stage in the newest battle for international stability.
Crossover - Avengers & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012
Ich Bin Preussen by WhiteCrow10 reviews
After 1989, Gilbert Beilschmidt went missing. Years later, his brother Germany goes on a search for him. Could it be that Izaya Orihara holds the key to finding the lost nation of Prussia? Based on the idea that Izaya is Prussia. Shizaya later on. Rating boosted to M after Chapter 20.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,258 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Prussia, Izaya O., Shizuo H.
What's Your Real Name? by Time Traverser reviews
How did the founding fathers discover Alfred's secret? What were their reactions? What did they do? Semi-historical fic. No romance, which means no yaoi, yuri, smut, lemon or anything else like that. Rated T for wiggle room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - America - Complete
Captain and America by thechildofstorms reviews
For Independence Day and for our Troops. When the Avengers and other heroes are invited to a Fourth of July Banquet at the White House, they never would have suspected to meet someone from the Captain's past. Fem!Us. Now a series of one shots.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
World Conference: An American Perspective by Streamingwords reviews
A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,890 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain
Amnesia by Startled Boris reviews
What happens when all the Nations have their memories wiped and are relocated to the small English island of Little Snoring-by-the-Sea? Who does what and how can they regain their memories and their lives? Rated T for innuendo, swearing, crack. Starring: Grandpa Rome, Mother Russia, Russia, England, America, Prussia and a cast of thousands. Well, okay then, a cast of dozens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,717 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Little Nations by SouthParkFirefly reviews
England finds out he's pregnant but he's not the only one. Full summary in A.N. Warning: lemon, mpreg Pairings GerIta USUK ChuNi FranAda SpaMano. A cute story about Life, love and family troubles. SEQUEL IS UP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 257,477 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Lion, The Witch, and The Other Cat by Sapphire2000 reviews
(It is really a crossover of Narnia and the Warriors Series): Rainpaw is a normal cat that dreams of becoming a warrior in her clan, which is RiverClan. Alas, Rainpaw, her sister and the other apprentice Redpaw, are captured by humans. They end up in a place called Narnia and they must escape before it is too late... For all of them.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014
Warriors Play Party Games by Ninja Midnight reviews
Our lovely warriors are transformed into humans! They are given knowledge (by the great and mighty Rock) and now know how to play some pretty nice party games that breaks peoples or should I say cats' hearts and new feelings arise. Cats learn things that they never knew about each other and one might just get his eyesight back. Rated T for language and kissing.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Firestar, Tigerstar
Playing Cupid by TheWeaverofWorlds reviews
In Everett High School there is a secret club called the yaoi club. It is their job, during Sadies, to set up couples. This year Elizabeta has an ambitious plan. She is going to find a date for the infamous Lovino Vargas. Her choice is Antonio, unfortunately half the girls want to ask him too. Will she and her friends succeed? Contains Spamano, UsUk, Prucan, GerIta, others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,582 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Hungary - Complete
Transition and Tragedy by NEPS reviews
Hearing some rumors about someone who goes to her school, Erzsébet becomes curious and seeks them out in order to find out more. Learning things about herself that in the end, were maybe better left undiscovered... LGBTQI themed, and heavy on transgenderism. High School AU [Two Shot] MTF!Poland & FTM!Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Austria, Hungary] Poland, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia Music by Mistress Duck reviews
Just a bunch of song's that will be sung by the Hetalia cast. I own no song's in here and just come up with the odd version's of them. There song by the character's of Hetalia. I also do not own them either. So just Enjoy it's all just for fun. WARNING: Some may be offensive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Complete
Xtreme Talent by Zeplerfer reviews
Reality-show host Arthur Kirkland doesn't understand how the talentless American singer managed to survive until the final round, but it seems that Alfred F. Jones has a surprise in store for him. USUK. Reality TV AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
National Geographic, Country style by undercover banana reviews
Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,628 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, Australia - Complete
Reverse Warriors Life by yandiedcams reviews
Warrior cats in Human life! Follow Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw throgh their life as living in Lake City. Please Review! (Sequel to this story now posted!)
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Hollyleaf - Complete
Spamano Drabbles by AccioKirkland
Sweet, cute, fluffy Spamano goodness. Probably a little OOC. Probably a typo in there I missed, too. T for Lovino's potty mouth. Read and review, my lovelies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
For the Love of Video Games by Pozagee reviews
Sweden and America are just a couple of guys that like to play video games. A Sweden is Pewdiepie, and America is Cry, fic. :) COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - America, Sweden - Complete
Star-crossed by Iggycat reviews
"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Smiling Always by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
It's what he can do right now. Pretend to be happy. He is the hero. If they don't know about his handicap, it wouldn't hurt them, right? It hurts though. The mocking, the laughs, the pranks. It hurts. Please. Somebody help me. Anybody. Why do I put up with this? Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - America - Complete
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
They Know by Rufescent reviews
America is hosting a meeting and the first one to speak. No one cares. With a little confidence boost from his brother, he switches tactics and is all, like, genius! Features Smart!Alfred with no pairings mentioned. Short oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/26/2013 - America - Complete
funny Hetalia stories by Ragemanicfun reviews
Just a bunch of random short stories (keep in mind, I said random, so don't be surprised by it's craziness) and it's just supposed to be, well, funny!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
A Night To Remember by DatAnonymousDood reviews
Same fanfic, new title&summery. Originaly called master of pranks. It was a dark and stormy afternoon. Sandstorm had invited her friends over. Soon a game of truth or dare turns naughty and Firestar and Tigerstar are the only boys in the house! What could go wrong? Bad summery please read! Rated M to be safe (warrior humans)
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Firestar, Tigerstar
Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
Puppy Love by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Hummingbird by sascake reviews
AU Lukas' only goal in life was to take care of his younger brother, until he was diagnosed with an irregular heart rhythm. His originally peaceful stay in hospital was interrupted when the loud, cheerful Mathias was moved into the bed beside him and refused to leave him alone; yet as his health began to deteriorate, the Dane decided to fall in love with him. DenNor, SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,425 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Warriors HighSchool by Runningfur reviews
This is the journey of when the Warriors go to Highschool with suprising couples. Join them as they figure out the difficultys of highschool. In this story, the cats are humans too!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Lionblaze, Hollyleaf
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Proving a Theory by Marie Tomas reviews
Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Show's Not Over Yet by nurr reviews
Prussia is reborn as Izaya. You know the drill.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Prussia, Izaya O.
Of Pirates and CrossDressing Runaways by doiteain reviews
Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,953 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Trapped in Darkness by 9foxgrl reviews
Alfred has been living with a disability for nearly 200 years since that day. He is trapped in darkness. Will he be able to endure when the World finds out his closely guarded secret? USUK/UKUS with hinted PruCan. BONUS CHAPTER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Under My Umbrella by Hikari Kaitou reviews
It's cold and rainy out and they've only got one umbrella between the two of them. Denmark persuades Norway to share with him. Norway ends up regretting agreeing to do so less than he expected. DenmarkxNorway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Never According to Plan by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
All Arthur Kirkland wanted to do was get through high school with straight A's. All Alfred F. Jones wanted to do was teach a normal history class. But we all things never turn out like they should. Student!Arthur x teacher! Alfred. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Above, Over, and Beyond the System by Car reviews
MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/6/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Who's the Mystery Boss? by LyckyDycky reviews
Rossi never expected his Italian heritage to qualify him as a spy. It's just his luck that he has to go undercover to meet the ruler of the mafia. -Adopted from EyeForAnEar [- renamed from It's All About the Money-]
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - D. Rossi, S. Italy/Romano
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Perfect by D3athz-C4lling reviews
After another fail and fruitless meeting, some of the nations demand that England change America to act accordingly and proper. England does just that with a spell and now the world will be a better place right?…Right? Contains smart!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America - Complete
MIB, hetalia style by ninjaJCR reviews
This is a crossover story, the first MIB movie, only with hetalia characters. Rated T for violence and swearing mostly Romano . It also has humor.
Crossover - Men In Black & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Trapped by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur has never been late to work, but the one day that he is, of course he gets trapped in an elevator with someone he doesn't know. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur is spending Christmas alone at Hogwarts, telling himself he enjoys the peace and quiet without Alfred around to bother him. But when a letter arrives from his fellow Gryffindor, Arthur is forced into quite a few new revelations about his insufferable American friend. Shameless HPverse USUK Christmas fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Washed Ashore by Witty Teacup reviews
AU. Captain Arthur Kirkland is constantly having unplanned meetings with a very witty, but annoying merman. Matthew thinks Arthur is just funny for a human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Once Upon a Midwinter's Night by Zeplerfer reviews
Armed with a Shakespeare play and a love potion, Sealand has crafted his best plan yet to use blackmail to win recognition as his own country. Too bad the love potion doesn't seem to work on America and England. Christmas setting. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] Sealand, Canada - Complete
Thirty-seven by Iggycat reviews
Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
England Joins The War by pupeez4eva reviews
England goes to Hogwarts to teach History of Magic. Meanwhile, America is certain that Russia is planning on starting World War III.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,448 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - England/Britain
Lovesick by SakuraMoriChan reviews
England hates America, to the point where he's starting to develop what he figures is most likely an illness or an allergic reaction to the idiot. But when he falls ill for real, and America insists on taking care of him, England starts to wonder how much longer he can call his emotions a simple sickness...USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Italians Story (Hetalia) by Allistar reviews
The Italian twins, Romano and N. Italy, have a secret they must keep. They promised it to their Grandpa Rome. But what will happen when the German Brothers find out? N. Italy X Germany Romano X Prussia. Oh and btw, I had to fix Chapter 7 because I accidently ( I can't spell, bluargh) put two chapter eights... Sorry. So I put Chapter seven with Chapter six. Thanks for the reviews!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Reborn by sapphire blue-ruby red roses reviews
What happens when a country dies? Do they come back or disappear off the face of the planet? Do the other countries feel the pain of the loss?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2012 - America - Complete
Dead End by Car reviews
Solidifying in his mind the fact that this whole thing was entirely Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio's fault, he bit back his tears and promised himself to murder them once he was out of this corn maze. IF he ever got out of the corn maze. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
One of the Boys by Moonlight Ashes reviews
What if Italy had a secret that could lead to ultimate destruction of the lovable pasta crazed cutie? Who could be trusted and who could not? How will Italy save itself? FEM-ITALY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
An Iron Magic by mortenavida reviews
Tony Stark died at the age of seventeen with his father in an accident. Harry Potter, witness to both deaths, was tired of living in the Wizarding world. One dying man's wish grants him the reprieve he desperately needs as he takes on the role of billionaire playboy. NOTE: This is an old story and while I don't particularly like it, I know people who still do. So it stayed up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A New Point of View by be-a-genius reviews
What if the Warrior cats were human? Follow Lionblaze and Jayfeather as they embrace the real world. Takes place after The Last Hope. This is my first fanfiction! Yay! Formerly known as NerdyAndIKnowIt.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Lionblaze, Jayfeather - Complete
Butlers and Nations by RavenExpert reviews
England is ordered by the Queen to send a letter to the Phantomhives. It just contains a usual case, however, it looks different than usual. What makes the Queen so uneasy, that she has to send her own envoy? Can he do it while keeping his identity a secret from his allies? Beware of possible bloody scenes. Pairings here: possible USUK. -COMPLETED-
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,177 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sebastian M., England/Britain - Complete
Let the Games Begin by Zeplerfer reviews
Each time London has hosted the Olympics, England has invited America to stay at his house during the Games, providing three glimpses into the Special Relationship and what makes it so special. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Collision of Worlds by Bukkunkun reviews
We can't pretend to live on different planets, you and me. —Two lovers separated by a rather large pond. Written for Day 14 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alternate Universe by Gazlover12 reviews
When England wakes up, something is very wrong. He is supposedly not a country, and he looks the age of a young teenager. What's even worse is that Alfred and Ivan claim to be his parents. RusAme COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
A little Problem by Gazlover12 reviews
When England accidentally casts a spell, he and America get into some trouble...now they are turned into children again! Will England ever be able to fix it? Until then, the two have to survive in Canada and France's care. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
SwitchARoo by XiXi Scarlett reviews
"Did you see the new kid? Gilbert, I think his name was. Yeah, he's weird. He doesn't change in the locker rooms, his voice is a little strange, and the way he walks is almost like a girl! Oh, and did you notice he always wears a hat? Yeah, that's a strange one."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Diary of a Prussian by Slightly2Loud reviews
Gillian Beilschmidt lives with her little brother and their dogs, and, in order to keep track of her awesomeness, writes a diary. With her two best friends, her goody two-shoes enemies and her many romance problems, Gil has a long story to tell. Fem!Prussia, PruAus, Spamano, GerIta, RoChu, USUK, Giripan, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Prussia
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Brother is Watching by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
America's Secret Obsession by HikaKiti reviews
Because he wasn't enough of a dork before, he had to enter this fandom as well. no offence to readers, I'm a dork too if you go by this .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sunshine by Spamano4ever reviews
The Vargas brothers are tricked, but it will be them who have the last laugh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
No Day But Today by doublequartereighthnote reviews
For the day of silence today, 4/20. Alfred staied silent. He put duct tape over his mouth and had a white bored in hand. The Day of Silence was for Arthur and no one else. R&R, UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Apocalypse by hetalian-homocake reviews
In a world on the brink of destruction, Japan's untimely death inspires old feelings to reignite, new grudges between countries once thought inseparable, and new alliances between old enemies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,248 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Rockets: Mouse Made by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. "Hey, Arthur," Alfred whispered low next to Arthur's ear, "we look great together." Extra fic which follows the events of the English-language doujinshi 'Rockets' by Hakuku and I.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Heroes by Bleach-ed-Na-tsu reviews
America is always saying he is a hero...But who is America's hero?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
WARRIOR CATS human turned cat by Lady Frost the warrior reviews
One morning I wake up in Thunderclan territory,as a cat, How did i get here and why? i solve the big question and meet Jayfeather, Lionblaze,Hollyleaf,Ivypool,Dovewing and some others too! OH did I mention I will be in the big SHOW DOWN?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Daddy America by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,970 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A tale of endurance by kyootness reviews
Lovino had no idea what to do. Knowing that your life will be over in half a year tends to do that to you. Well, one thing he knew for sure. No one would ever discover this until the day he was pushing daisies. And that was a fact. kink meme prompt & AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,597 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Brilliant Sun by Monamourz reviews
Alfred has a horse, which is perfectly understandable. What Antonio doesn't understand is how this horse has managed to live for so long. Various snippets involving two nations and a mystery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11/2012 - America, Spain - Complete
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Behind the Mask by Whitefleur reviews
Russia knew, he was the only one who could see behind the Nation's façade of idiocy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Love is Pretty by Taisi reviews
Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Chopsticks by shounenhair reviews
Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,264 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Dirge in Marriage by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Colonial America decides that he's going to woo England. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he doesn't really understand what that means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
American Pie by Shotgunsinlace reviews
USUK/DeanCas - America and England's vacation goes awry after they end up stranded in the middle of Nebraska. Now, with the help of two brothers and a fallen angel, they have to face up to unknown forces that defy even England's wild imagination.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Dean W., America - Complete
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
When the Stars Laughed by Lady Charity reviews
America revisits the sites of Washington D.C. with a little tourist in tow, and reflects the heavy costs that history had demanded.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2011 - America - Complete
Rebirth by TikTokTunes reviews
England has been dead for a hundred years, his islands sunken into the sea because of tsunami. But now the island is emerging from the ocean again. Will it give America back his lost love? One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Underwater Land by satsukiarisa reviews
Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,352 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Home Again by Winter's Light reviews
Martha Jones receives a visit from the special adviser to the Prime Minister one day. One-shot. Post-End of Time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Martha J., England/Britain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rebirth by EasyPename reviews
Where do you go after death? Will there be nothingness? Heaven? Hell? Or maybe rebirth? Crossover of DRRR! and APH. Oneshot.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Prussia, Izaya O. - Complete
Elves by FranktheSheep reviews
The elves latest prank on Norway leaves him rather more open than normal. Denmark, of course, uses this to his advantage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Car reviews
America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Painting the Past by Choco-Loki reviews
Sequel to CTD. It's been over a year since Felicita and her friends discovered their parents' identity as nations. But due to a mishap, they get transported back in time to 1960, 15 years after the end of WWII. Warnings: mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,650 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
This Affair Is Confidential by Iggycat reviews
England is an undercover spy who prefers to work alone. America is new and quite inexperienced. A mission brings them together, but it's also the only thing that can pull them apart. USUK Spy AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rightful by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
The death of Hitler came not from suicide but by the hands of a nation. The nation of North Italy. Rated M for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/26/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
America's Body by thatchick21 reviews
Ever wonder where different monuments are located on America's human body? Read this for the answers!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - America - Complete
Nostalgia by chaoshead13 reviews
When Arthur dreams, he is England. As England he remembers the warmth of loving companionship. But as England, he also remembers death. The darkness that engulfed him.It is in that darkness, he is awoken. My First Fanfic! Be Nice! USUK, slight UK/OC R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,677 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chrysalis by Drovenich reviews
America contemplates the facade of idiocy he's always worn for the world and all the consequences associated with it. Unfortunately, the alternative just might be worse. One Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America - Complete
The Gentleman and the Pea by Car reviews
Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Philosopher by Ad-Idem reviews
England is baffled, nay offended, to learn that there's a possibility that America is using his brain for something. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
No More Cupboards by Cassis Luna reviews
On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
England's odd little secret by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
England just seems a little too un-manly. Could there be something else going on? Or could it have been that way all along... Gen-Flip. Fem-England x America. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,728 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 7,899 - Follows: 1,221 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
If Wishes Were Kisses by OrangePlum reviews
America recounts many kisses over the centuries. Various pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America - Complete
Color by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/12/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Patchwork by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,263 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Choco-Loki reviews
Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,580 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Five Times Romano Unintentionally Made Spain Blush by darkhue reviews
...and one time he did it on purpose. Spain/Romano, fluff galore. Originally written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Crushed by Car reviews
England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Do You Believe in Elves? by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
From the kink meme. England is sick of everyone mocking his belief in the fae, and decides to summon some that EVERYONE can see- Germany? Prussia? What the heck are you two doing in the array? Established FrUK, pre-Gertalia at very end. Rated for angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Blurring House Lines by Lily Winterwood reviews
Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 149,872 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Two to Tango by genericnamehere reviews
America loses a bet with Canada, and is forced to go to a ball in drag.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - America, Australia - Complete
Good Advice by Iggycat reviews
Arthur is editor in chief of the school paper, but he's also the anonymous advice columnist. Strangely enough, someone special is looking for advice. USUK Gakuen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Want Him by TechnoRanma reviews
USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Engaged by RobinRocks reviews
America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Not That Much of a Bastard by Lunacy Edge reviews
"You are not like a rotten tomato, Lovi!" … "Even if you remind me of a particularly healthy and tasty one when your face goes all bright red from embarrassment... just like now!" - SpainxRomano / Romano's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Prisoner by chris locke reviews
Belarus is more obsessed than ever with her older brother, and she will not tolerate anyone else getting close to him. But, then again, he and America are just friends, right? Bad summary :P Country and human names used. Russia/America ftw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,308 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
If Humans Could Meow by kayone kaso reviews
Kelsey and Rachel were two twins living their life out on the couch. Now they're cats and learning the ways of the warrior code...Wait a minute! What do you mean they're part of a prophecy?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/8/2007
True Love's Kiss by Verin Mystal reviews
Due to a magical mishap, America and Russia are forced to reenact classic fairy tales. Every time they screw up or fight, they just end up in a new fairy tale. They can't escape until they manage one True Love's Kiss...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tomato Days by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
SpainxRomano Spain is often asked a very difficult question by most everyone he knows. A look behind his very simple answer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Aftereffects by ghibli22 reviews
Another World Cup Spamano fic! Spain comes home and finds himself with a handful of a vary irate Italian. Romano is hiding something and Spain has to find out what
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Bet by Just A Realistic Dreamer reviews
Spain wasn't supposed to be that good. And Romano wasn't gambling ever again. FIFA fic, SpainRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Pincushion Cake by Ahmerst reviews
Written as a birthday gift. A short drabble with America surprising Russia on his birthday. All nice and fluffy, too. Rus/Ame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Someone is Checking You Out! by Car reviews
Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her by Car reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Every Generation by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Diner by Smrtypantz reviews
England spots America eating alone at a diner and decides to blow on the glass of the window and write Alfred a quick little message...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star01 reviews
Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Warriors Truth or Dare: Randomness Unleashed by starkiddos reviews
The warrior cats play truth or dare. I'm no longer posting new chapters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
Let it Snow! by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,632 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Pirate by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
There were many rooms that were off limits to America in England's house, one being filled with portraits and photos. While England is out, America decides to sneak into the room. What does he find? And how does England react? US/UK in the end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Desaparición by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Connection by Smrtypantz reviews
Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Desire by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Whatever happened to the Mirror of Erised?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Albus D., England/Britain - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
A Report on the Subject of Human Copulation by saramon reviews
Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
hmm ! by twihead reviews
crossover of twilight/gallagher girls. co-written with tunarh review and tell us what you think it should be called.
Crossover - Twilight & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Cammie M.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,292 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Independence Day by Sora Blade707 reviews
Alfred leaves his iPod at England's house. England gets curious and looks through his top ten list. Is it a good thing or a bad thing that it's so close to Independence Day? Fluff, USxEng
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Doors to the Past by EverythingIsMagic reviews
While helping to clean America's house, England stumbles across a room that reawakens old memories. It's a room America is familiar with, and it's full of a history they can only face together. AmericaxEngland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/11/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Shall We Dance by BlossomsintheMist reviews
During the war years, America uses his spare time to introduce England to a new style of dancing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/23/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Guess the F in Alfred F Jones! by GemmaniGirl reviews
America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/14/2009 - America - Complete
America, are you Sparkling? by Lucorinth the Ripper reviews
The effect of popular books on the US and the UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete