Hello :D,

Name: My name is Eden... but people call me Ed?(1.)

Gender: 1.although my nickname is Ed I am a girl :)

Age: I'm sixteen but this changes every June 7th ~

About yourself: Okay ... um... I'm from England, I drink tea, play cricket and I'm a cockney(or really posh) no... haha... I do drink tea though :), I'm an atheist (my account name? I thought it was a funny story...), I don't really have any hobbies unless you count drawing and going the Gym every week (I'm generally lazy but I think the equipment is fun XD).

Pet peevez: Ha there are a lot of things I hate,so I'm gonna tell you; Ignorant people (seriously if you don't know what you're talking about shut the f up!), Chainmail (Okay If I killed by a little dead girl who was stabbed to death,you can say I told you so...), people who walk slow in corridoors (do you know I have somewhere to go?!), people who are grammatically incorrect ( If you can't differentiate between 'your' and 'you're' you deserve to die- join it's a fb group :D), ppl hu tlk lyk this (...), racists, the BNP, sexists, emo music...I'm going to stop my rant now ... ;).

Favourite (2) t.v shows including anime: right... Mighty Boosh (if you haven't heard of it look it up, it's quite bizarre but very funny), Chuck (gotta love a bit of chuck :D), Nevermind the buzzcocks, Smallville (Clarke Kent droools), South park(I love it, Cartman reminds me of myself somewhat, I should be ashamed XD), Father Ted (Feck!), Shameless (Brilliant and I know Manc's like this XP), Skins(series 1&2 after that I thought who the f are these Dk wads!!),Family Guy (you have to love Stewie :D), My fav anime : Naruto!! (although of late I've just thought fing get on with it!! I just want to see Naruto kill Sasgay and get over his stupid man crush! :P), Deathnote (I got my mum into this as well :D), Ouran (although the manga has a took a more depressing route), TMoHS (I don't really like the manga but love the anime :), so many more including a lot of yaoi :D...

2. the correct spelling, it deseves a u if you don't use it, then you're spelling WRONG.

Favourite films: Oh my God there are loads! so I'll just put a few.. Sixth sence (This is my fav ever film, I like how the ghosts are scary but not too scary and the major plot twist at the end I totally did'nt guess ahah), Fight club (Hmnn I see a pattern :D), Donnie Darko( this film made me incedibly sad at the end but I loved it so much :DD), Greenmile( Another sad but great film), Child's play (what? I like incredibly cheezy, overly dramatic, ridiculous films!).

Favourite parings: WARNING I'm a major yaoi fangirl :D

SasuxNaru ( I know I've said I don't like Sagay but ff are so much different...)

KibaxHina (I think it would be cute _)

AnymalexNaru (ahaa what?!)

Kakaxiru (So what if they've only talked like once, and so what if I'm pretty sure that Kakashi is straight with all the Icha Icha he reads!)

KyonxItsuki (awhhh!!)

Favourite quotes:

" All property is theft" Ohhh aren't I quite the socialist! but i happen to agree with the marxist theory.

" Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" Oscar wilde and put on your best 'Sai smile' :D

"Theres no such thing as society" Thatcher Well this is definately not one of my favourite quotes, she's a stupid selfish bitch! (inner Ed:oooh calm down!!)

" They misunderestimated me"

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." All courtesy of that incredible moron Bush :D

"Chaaarlie, Chaaarlie,Chaaarlie, Chaaarlie,... What! We're on a bridge Charlie!"

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. My hair is already blondE

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen. I like pot noodle a lot does that count for anything??

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. I'm attempting my AS levels that makes me anbu :D

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. Nooo I could never give up my bobble hat with ear flaps!!

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". No it gives me a headache _

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. I don't think so...

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. I don't go to bed until 2am anyway...

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. okay You Know your obsessed with Naruto when' creator-san

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. next time I'm in waterstones I'll make sure to :)

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. Sorry but I won't be jumping off any cliffs thanks

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. I have a froggie purse

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. If I could do that then I'd be able to pass my damn textiles exam!!

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. I did electrocute myself yesterday but I forgot to shout 'Chidori' I'll make sure to do it next time ...

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. Neji that! ('screw' for all you who aren't good enough fans!!)

-Start to call your teachers Sennin. I once had a karate I had to call 'sensei'

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. Okay!!

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. I'm not going all the way to the city centre to read manga when I own them all!

-When someone asks you who your dream boy is and you say Itachi. His face is all wrinkled, he's dead and moreover a fictional character... but damn he's fit! haha

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. no...

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. Whole bloody life more like... I need to see someone

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Naruto. ahaha what a great blow of line, after saying that they would'nt want to date you ahaha

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. Yeah I finnished secondary school I pwn :D

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. Little bastard deserved it... harsh

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. mabye he's only doing it cause Sasgay is a tit... wait thats definatly the reason

-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend. and watch them slowly back away

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. Yeah no

-Can spout out a random character quote on command. I can dattebayo!

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. I'll get right on that...

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. Which one they're both dead...

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". "Itachi,why?! Why won't you tell me what hair products you use!!"

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. ahahaahaa I can imagine doing that

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. sounds like a good idea

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. Practically do

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times) I am OCD but this is going too far!

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". My conscience is already called George sorry...