Don't Stand So Close To Me by
farkle reviews
Edward Cullen, grad student in Biology, has a wild night with a hot stranger and becomes obsessed. Bella Swan, his student, has a crush and a secret... Things and people are not always what they seem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
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Humans & Werewolves & Vampires, oh my! A Spoof reviews
The next installment in the Twilight Spoof collection, brought to you by the same girl who brought you Twilyte: A Spoof. This is a New Moon Spoof, in case you haven't gathered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010
Your Anything reviews
When Bella Swan needs a last minute date to a big, important company dinner party, Alice points her in the direction of Emmett and Edward Cullen, her boyfriend's two best friends. What happens when Bella wants Edward as more than an escort? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilyte: A Spoof reviews
A rewrite of the movie done with a friend. NOT FINISHED. Rated M for language, sexuality and pantsless-ness. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008