For those that care, and those that don't, a few words of advice...:

The Cure for Boredom is Curiosity. There is no Cure for Curiosity.

Age: More then eighteen less than twenty

Law is Order and Good Law is Good Order

1) I don't post stories until I'm finished. That way neither of us will be dissapointed.

2) I'm an account purist. This account will only be Naruto.

3) I despise and refuse to use "Pocky" Japanese in any of my stories. I can speak, read and write real Japanese. Consequently any foreign language in my stories will be written in the specified language. If the story is set in another country where the dialogue should by all rights all be in another language then it will all be in English. In the case that anyone is ready to leap down my throat and declare me a fandom basher, also be aware that I can't be doing with people who go out of their way to bash fangirls for the above sin either. Arguements like "people in Japan don't say 'Kawaii' all the time!" just won't stand. I lived there. They do.

4) I will attempt to use correct grammar and spelling in my stories. I will make mistakes and can only appologise for them in advance.

5) Please do not review me with "update soon"s. The reason I write my stories to completion before I post them is partially to avoid this by having an update schedule. Reviewers are, however, always welcome and indeed greatly appreciated. I go out of my way to reply to reviewers as well, so the more you write the more we will have to discuss!

To Deeply Love in one Direction makes us More Loving in all the Others

This account will be mainly NaruSasu as that's my favourite to write. HOWEVER, if you are looking for simpering sissy ukes here you're looking in the wrong place. I prefer to write what I believe as more realistic and three dimensional relationships by portraying equality between partners in a relationship or at least a struggle toward that ideal. I don't think any relationship in real life could survive if only one partner ever gave and the only ever took, in any sense. I've put NaruSasu as my label because that is the closest I'll get (I'll admit I don't really understand some of the other labels!) but really I guess I'm more of a NaruSasu and SasuNaru simultaneously writer...if that classification exists...?

Side pairings get switched up often and sometimes will over be open to debate among readers. I'm not a pairing basher or lover outside of Naruto and Sasuke so I'll write almost anything in that respect (though if I can't see it I'll come out right now and say that I won't write it).

This is my Answer to the Gap between Ideas and Action- I will Write it out

Currently Writing (In order of Priority):

1) "Working Title"- 5 (4,185 words)

2) "A River in Egypt"- 60 but needs rewriting in places (49,330 words)

Currently Publishing (In Order of Udate Date):

N/A

Published/Written

1) Sum of Parts- One Shot/Finished/Unpublished/Possible Compilation?

Bunnies?

1) "Trip the Light Fantastic"- Crime plotline. Summary written but...too angsty and thin, needs reworking.

2) "Working Title"- Crime/Family/Growing Up plotline. Summary written and a few lines sketched out as a beginning. Too plotless and/or cliched. Needs reworking.