Hello there!

My real name you do not need to know...ooooooohhh...

But, my penname is the awesome gal of coolness and intellegence and awesomeness. Or for short, (cuz I know that one can be a toughie) Shiko.

I have that rare special talent that is the ability to solve a Rubiks Cube. That's the puzzle wqith the colors that you try to get to line up. Oh yeah, I HAVE THE POWER!

In casse you haven't already infered the following fact already, I prefer to write Comedy. I like to laugh. End of story.

In case you have some sort of physic ability, or you've seen my name on other writing websites, I like to write in script format. Some of my writings are scripts, some aren't. Most of my works contain a high degree of organized randomness. Meaning a dancing potato doesn't appear out of nowhere and do a jig, but a dancing potato may be the main character, and break his/her leg...or...root...or...whatever, and isn't able to dance anymore, so he explodes. :(. That would be labelled at tradegy. And comedy.

Anyhoot, most of my fanfics will be parodies. Why? THEY'RE FUN!! For example, I may start a show in script format about a toilet plunger who lives in an orange peel under the sea. UnclogToilet PlungerPipe. Or a A Series of Rather Fortunate Events which are Soon Followed by Sad Events that Lead to Even Happier Events by Fruity Snicker. The possibilities are endless.

Some things you will not see of me are listed:

- Swearing, other than crap or dang it. Maybe freagin or freaking. But hey, you are all supposed o be older than thirteen anyways.

-Any romance that isn't parody. Humor doesn't need to be innappropriote, though occasionaly I will make a slightly innappropriote joke. I try to keep all humor clean.

- Blood and gore. Blech.

So, if these are the type of things you like and will only read, I suggest you search someone else. Why the name eatyourvegetables? I dunno...