![]() Name-Alissa Age-16 Height-5'1" Weight-Average (a little on the larger side, I admit) Hair-In between blonde and brown, my hair dye's coming out Eyes-Brown Piercings-Ears, nose, tongue Books-"The Vampire Diaries", "Twilight Saga", "Chronicles of Nick", "Dark-Hunter series", "Harry Potter series", "Percy Jackson & the Olympians", "Heroes of Olympus", "Kane Chronicles", "Chrestomanci Series", "The Immortals series", "Soul Seekers series" & "We Need To Talk About Kevin" Anime-"Attack on Titan", "Death Note", "Kuroshitsuji", "One Piece", "Tokyo Mew Mew" & "Sailor Moon" Manga-"Tokyo Mew Mew" & "Sailor Moon" TV-"Teen Wolf", "The Vampire Diaries", "Hemlock Grove", "American Horror Story", "Spooks", "Ashes to Ashes", "Life on Mars", "Doctor Who", "Supernatural", "Merlin", "Miranda", "Call the Midwife", "True Blood", "The Walking Dead" & "Ghost Whisperer" Film-"Teen Wolf" (I love the original, arguably even more than the show to some extent), "Hatchet", "Halloween (1978)", "Twilight Saga", "Amusement", "Scream", "Wrong Turn series", "Camp Blood" (fucking hilarious!), "The House on Sorority Row", "Prom Night (1980)" and so many more! Pet Peeves-Films that differentiate too far from the books (e.g. Cirque du Freak: The Saga of Darren Shan and Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief/Sea of Monsters), people who don't wash their hair (grease! ughh!), people who ask you personal questions despite the fact you're not friends and you know they're going to spread rumors about you if you tell them your secrets, people who think I must HATE children because I find some of them annoying, misogyny and misandry, and a heck of a lot more that will bore you to death... Stereotypes: I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress. I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass. I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual. I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie. I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs. I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life. I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch. I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention. I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean. I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare. I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend. I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy. I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi. I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try. I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans. I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature. I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world. I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer. I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money. I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep. I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money. I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling. I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt. I like to eat at Subway, so I MUST be a fat person trying to lose weight. I like the DARK so I MUST be a vampire. I'm Multiracial, so I MUST be an abomination. |