Written for LETSWRITESHERLOCK prompt about First Times. This is a 2-chapter cracky, humorous season 3 fix-it. Romance,considering it involves a repressed ex-army doctor and a borderline sociopath. First time-slash. Johnlock-obviously. Parentlock-implied. Rated M for adult sexual tensions and the relief there-of. Now Posting Chapter 2. :D

As realisation sets in, the feeling of loss penetrates John. Not a feeling he ever wanted to experience in this manner again. He breathes harshly, clears his throat and rubs his stinging eyes. "She's…" He has to clear his throat again. "She's not coming back." It's not a question.

Arr! A Short piratey sequel to He's A Pirate. Our OOC Johnlocked duo is trapped on a desert island and must face pirates because I got bored and wrote this cracky fic. Johhlock (obviously), slash, violence, swearing, m/m, too many pirate tropes, and slash. Rated M. Arr, give it a try. Chapter 5 posted, and on time, so I don't hav'ta walk d' plank! :P

AU&OOC. Moriarty tries to recruit marksman,John, for a hit. John turns to the Yard and Sherlock Holmes for help. Sparks and bullets fly. Sherlock and Moriarty vie for John's affections-who wouldn't want John. Johnlock,Mystrade,Mormor. M violence/sex. Dialog from SHEROCKBBC- transcripts by Ariane Devere(LJ), Coverart by anyrei1@tumblr. Not a new posting/ just listing as complete.

Spoiler Alert for Season 3, episode - TSOT. An added scene from the Stag Party with additional Johnlock and a waltz. This is dedicated to anyrei1 and is based on her artwork. Rated M just in case.

Change of summary. Adventure fic with a good bit of fluff. John is kidnapped while volunteering at a shelter. Sherlock searches for John (no really?). Christmas-y background. Sort of. Rated M for mild adult situations, language, children in mild peril, some violence, snogging at the end. Epilogue now posted (or Chapter 9 if you prefer) :D

"John moaned a bit louder, savoring the scandalously delectable Darjeeling..." John enjoys a well earned cuppa. Rated M for safety. Crack. Hints of romance.

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

Three years after TRF, Sherlock returns. John and Sherlock must face the final and most dangerous member of Moriarty's criminal conspiracy. John and Sherlock also adapt to each other as they realize their feelings have grown over time. Johnlock and eventual slash because I can't help myself. Rated M for language and later violence and possible adult situations. Now Complete.

Sherlock is injured and in his frustration drives John away. John becomes a pirate for a day. Johnlock. Slash and probably crack.

**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!

In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.