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 Sooooo...my name is Caity and i am obsessed with the TWILIGHT series! haha well arent we all? I think Emmett is amazing although im not sure who i s better emmett or edward. My best friend loves Jasper and we call her Alice! She calls me the niceeer Rosalie. but im okay with it b/c i get Emmett... I WOULD PICK THE MOTORCYCLE OVER THE VOLVO... THE FUR OVER THE FANGS... I WOULD PICK THE PACK OVER THE COVEN GO TEAM JACOB and me and Angel have decided Embry imprints on me and Jacob imprints on her I have the most amazing group of friends! They are mostly refered to as Angel Raine Elaine and Alyssa and Im Enna so if i ever talk about them this is who i am talking about! Harry Potter is amazing and i have read all the books at least 4 times! Twilight has been more but thats ok. well...ttfn! ps. i am writing a fanfic now about a girl Layla who moves to La Push and SOMEONE imprints on her! i am really very excited |
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What Happened Next? by Hagger10 reviews
What happened once Albus got on the Hogwarts Express? Read about the life of Albus Potter, his family, and his friends in this story told from the point of view of many characters. Not an Albus/Scorpius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 171 - Words: 377,502 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
A Year With the Marauders by Joe King reviews
Harry has to get away from it all. But where? He's the most famous wizard around. He, along with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, visit 1976, the marauders 7th year. Snape's frienship? James's hate? Lily's love? Kicked out of Defense? What? Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,593 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
IM conversations of the Cullen & Swan residence! by Team Emmett reviews
What if the Cullens and Bella had an IM service?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008
Always Sundown by Heart.and.Empire reviews
Bella is unable to forget about Jacob. She goes through a traumatic state and maybe making the biggest mistake of her life, leaving Edward. She rebels against everyone and everything she loves. Will she be able to pull it together?Or is this the end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007
Devestated Devotion by Heart.and.Empire reviews
Bella learns what devestation and deprivation can do to ones heart. What lengths would one go to in the search of happiness? Is a MUST READ. This is a story taken place in the midst of New Moon Before the jump .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Thin Skin by heliophobia reviews
Paul’s childhood rival is back in La Push!But what happens when he imprints on her?He tries to break the bond but who is he kidding?It’s more than just puppy love!Paige is choking down her secret while Paul is choking down his.How will they stand each oth
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,854 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Almost Juliet by heliophobia reviews
sequel to Call of the Wolf. Embry and Emma had had their fair share of hard times to remain in their relationship. With another problem heading their way, will they be able to conquer it? R&R plz! Summary sucks I know...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Annoying, Angering, and Scaring the Cullens by The Real Blue Eyed Demon reviews
50 ways to annoy the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008
Through The Rain by moski-bob reviews
katie is new to forks, and when she finds a dog in a storm she takes him inside. When she wakes up there's no dog, but there is a really hot guy. a werewolf? could she be in love? and does the thing in the forest with purple eyes pose a threat? SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,881 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
10 ways to annoy Jacob Black by Elizibeth-Cullen reviews
TEEHEE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Fidelity by ImogenCymbeline reviews
All I know is that it wasn’t easy falling in love with Embry Call, and much to the dismay of my friends it was not by any means love at first sight either...side jake imprint story p.s-i won't hurt him i promise
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Emmett at by Dreamer of All reviews
When Emmett is unleashed upon the innocent people of the world, what could go wrong? Everything, everywhere!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Forbidden Slumber by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Sequel to "The Other Swan Girl." DON'T WORRY you don't have to read the first story. I'll explain things as the story goes on. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Girl Named Annie by degrassichick reviews
Because there's a girl named Annie, and she's scrawny, and adorable, and obnoxious. And I, Jacob Black, am hopelessly in love with her. JacobOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Joke's On You! by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Bella stays over at the Cullens for the night, abd none other than Emmett pulls a prank on her. MINOR adult language. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Babysitting Buddies by twilightnite reviews
Based of the oneshot from Crazy Cullen Chronicles. What happens when Emmett so 'graciously' volunteers to help Bella babysit three kids? What is Team G.A.S.? 'Happy Juice? Threatening to blow up the house? Explosive cookies? A drunk Emmett? Uh-oh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2007
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
SuperEmmett! by ohxmyxria reviews
One fateful night, Bella stumbles along a Cullen Family secret no one ever wanted to know. And of course all the Cullens have to get in on it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Emmett - Complete
Along Came the Stalker by VampireApple reviews
Quil and Embry paled as a mob of teenage girls broke though the crowd, knocking innocent bystanders down and trampling pedestrians.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Jacob - Complete
Paint Balling with the Cullens! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Edward Gets Punked! by BetterThanBellaXOXO reviews
Emmett hypnotizes the Cullens into helping him out in punking Edward. What will happen? and how far will Emmett go to torment his brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
21 new and improved ways to aggravate Edward by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Thanks for the reviews I hope you like this one just as much!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
21 Ways to Aggravate Edward Cullen by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Inspired by 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do & 22 ways to scare, annoy or generally confuse Carlisle. Thanks! Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007
Lovely in Pink by 0da reviews
Bella is wisiting the Cullen's, when she falls asleep. Emmett and Jasper makes the best out of hit, hand starts a conversation with her when she is at her most honest. What will they ask about, and more important what does she answer?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Facebook Frenzy and the Cullen's Abuse of Tech by Sinister Serenity reviews
Imagine what life would be like if the Cullens reigned the technological world. Emmett has invited Bella into the Facebook scenario. Watch this space for the extravaganza.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2007