Hi. Welcome to my REALLY LAME PROFILE that soo wasn't worth clicking or you just got here by accident. Sorry.

About Me :

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I am FLAT CHESTED, so I must be a total dork.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay, too.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I like the SUN, so I MUST be a dark, sunburned dork.
I don't like getting wet under the RAIN, so I MUST not be taking a bath.
I like the RAIN, so I MUST be a cold and shivering son of a bitch.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I hang out with TEENAGE SMOKERS AND DRINKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does homework 24/7.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm a FILIPINO, so I MUST believe in superstitious crap.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies, drink the blood of virgins, and worship Satan.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy, wear hola skirts and drink out of pineapples.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a vampire.
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong and misguided.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I love YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I don't want a GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

AD : By the way, I'm more of reader and sometimes critic than a writer, BUT I do have ideas. If you want to know what they are and/or adopt them, then PM me. But since I'm not a fan of yaoi or yuri, none of them will be. Most of them are based on pictures I saw or songs, but sometimes I have original ideas.

- 3 PearlShipping

- 1 ContestShipping

- 1 NaruHinaKiba

- 1 KibaHina

- 1 ShikaTema

~My Favorite Shippings~

~My Favorite Pokemon Shippings~

~My Favorite Anime Shippings~

PearlShipping

ContestShipping

OrangeShipping

QuestShipping

WishfulShipping

~Anime Shippings I HATE~

PokeShipping

EgoShipping

PenguinShipping

IkariShipping

HeatTagShipping

RedVineShipping

MorpheusShipping

NegaiShipping

~My Favorite Manga Shippings~

LuckyShipping

OldRivalShipping

MangaQuestShipping

FranticShipping

~Manga Shippings I HATE~

MangaPokeShipping

AmberShipping

GrantedShipping

HaughtyShipping

~My Favorite Game Shippings~

HoennShipping

FortuneShipping

HeartSoulShipping

SoulSilverShipping

ChessShipping

RangerShipping

AlmiaShipping

VatonageShipping

MeasureShipping

TopRangerShipping

MeasureShipping

ObliviaShipping

~My Favorite Vampire Knight Shippings~

YuMe

ZeKi

ShiMa

Akatsuki x Ruka

~My Favorite Shugo Chara Shippings~

AmuTo

TadaMu

RimaHiko

KuTau

KaiYa

~My Favorite Fairy Tail Shippings~

NaLu

Gray x Lucy

Jellal x Erza

~My Favorite Naruto Shippings~

NaruHina

KibaHina

SasuSuku

ShikaTema

NejiTen

Sai x Ino

GaaMatsu

~Naruto Shippings I HATE~

SasuHina

GaaHina

KakaSaku

KibaIno

~My Favorite Gakuen Alice Shippings~

Natsume x Mikan

Ruka x Mikan