Author has written 1 story for Cherub. Martia Longfod name - it's the title Real name? - i'm not telling you!! Age - guess, but i'm not 1, 2, 3 or 100 Gender - female, duh /l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your ON WITH OTHER PROFILE STUFF !! You know u live in the year 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave... 2.) You havent played solitare with real cards in years... 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they ... dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just... pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job... 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling... 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends... 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5... 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5... 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity... 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others |
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