Parallel Hell
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Joined 04-13-08, id: 1550649, Profile Updated: 05-25-09
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

I've had some writting experience, with writing some small, very short stories and fic's, and even more with RP's. So I've joined FanFiction, in order to improve, and gain even more experience! I also like and enjoy reading the other writtings of the members on this site, and this will give me a chance to review them, and favourite them, instead of looking them up!

Age: Not Telling ;P

Location: Little house in the UK

Likes: Reading manga, Drawing, Reading other's people's work on FF.

Favourite Manga!:

Naruto, Bleach, FMA, Black Cat, Elemental Gelade, 666 Satan, Death Note, Shaman King, Loveless, Air Gear, Fruits Basket (weird Oo), Samurai Champloo and other little things.

Books:

Darren Shan Saga, The Demonta, Dragonriders of Pern Series, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness (Wolf Brother etc), Firestarter, The Sight, other stuff.

Music: 8D Here we go... This'l probably be the biggest thing I'll ever write.

The Killers, Fall Out Boy, Anti-Flag, Flobots, Rise Against, Blink 182, +44, Sum 41, You Me At Six, The Automatics, AC/DC, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Shinedown, All American Rejects, Dir En Grey, Attack Attack!, Young Guns, Madina Lake, Papa Roach, Bowling for Soup, AFI, Coldplay, Boys Like Girls, Panic! At the Disco, Skillet, FM Static, Pennywise, Simple Plan, Elliot Minor, William Control, Third Eye Blind, The Enemy, Status Quo, Led Zepplin, Son of Dork, Slipknot, Scooter, Say Anything, Saliva, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nickleback, MCR, Lost Prophets, Hoobastank, Eminem, Donots, Bad Religion, The Hoosiers, Angels and Airwaves, Senses Fail, The Frey, Snow Patrol, Stance Punks, Asterik, Three Days Grace, Thousand Foot Krutch, Nightmare, Flow, Orange Range, Green Day...Other things...

That's not really half of it.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype(s) that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH(ish) so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or BIshies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST not know how to live anywhere but a big city.

I'm FROM ST. LOUIS, so I MUST be a bad driver.

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.

I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

Haha lol

Favourite Pairings: (Still discovering more 8D) Faves from best to last D

Sakura I can do with most people except Naruto and Sasuke, I hate em

KakaSaku (Saku older )

Royai (

RoyHavoc

PeiSaku (older)

PeiKonan

KakaIta

RoyHughes (wtf XD)

YoruHara (

SasoDei

DeiSaku

AkatsukiEveryone XD

SpitfireAeon lul 8D

UraRenji XD

UlquiorraGrimmy 8D

Others hovering around somewhere XD

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