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~ Names Jessii ~

Age:15
Hair colour: Brown
Build: short and petite

As you can already tell i'm a Kingdom Hearts fan.

My favorite Character is Axel. Enough Said.

My favorite pairing is Axel and Roxas, and i like the yaoi.
I don't mind SoRiku, but AkuRoku is better.
I HATE Kairi, like absolutely DESPISE her! she is a cock block, thatisall.

I'm not one for writing fan fiction, but i love reading what you guys come up with!

My favorite TV series is Buffy The Vampire Slayer or Firefly. I love Doll house, Pretty much anything by Joss Whedon. I like Doctor Who, as much as i loved David Tennant I do enjoy Matt Smith (don't hold that against me!)

I like a lot of anime series, such as Fruits Basket, Ouran High Host Club and Full metal Alchemist.
I'm not a massive Bleach or Naruto fan, Sorry.

If a creepy guy at Minotaur asks you if you like Hellsing, SAY NO and RUN AWAY!

My favorite band at the moment is either Paramore, Muse Or Streetlight Manifesto. (I can't decide!) I enjoy old school bands such as; No Doubt, QUEEN, Blink 182 and AC/DC.

I like to draw, Mostly Final Fantasy pictures but also some cute ones of Roxas, Sora and Axel.


Don't hate me but i copied this quiz thing from Kareen2006 I loved her story Save the Kittens!.

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Easy, Axel.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Not a fan of them but if i had to choose it would be Namine.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Donald, if that counts... he's not really a guy is he? hmph.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi = hate

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Twilight Town (KH2)

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica in KH2. Bored the crap out of me.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Squall's Gun blade. I DON"T CARE IF THEY RE-NAMED HIM LEON!! BAHH!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

The Mages Staff (Donald)

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Bambi. Twas Cute

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti Form FTW!!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku, How could you resist that pairing??? I can't resist the butt-seks!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Roxas/Namine. Roxy belongs to Axel. End of story.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Zexion/Cloud

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Sephiroth and Donald, thats the weirdest one i've seen

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

There's no way to skip the cut scenes.
also not enough butt-seks.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Axel in 358/2 Days.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

pfft, as if that isn't true!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Not emo, just shy.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yep, the guy has pink hair!!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Yes, apart from Donald who makes me wanna dig my eyes out with a slightly over-sized rusty spoon.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette. I'd rather Namine die in a hole before she gets with Roxas.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

No comment.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I didn't like the levels, it annoyed me. So yes, but i quite liked the plot.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel. I'd tap that. If he wasn't mad for Roxas that is. ( we can't take the risk he'd fall in love with me XD)

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx, Because i'm lazy and would rather do other things then fight.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I was caught reading (yaoi) fan fiction in class and had to explain what it was about :s

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I Cosplayed as Axel. lalalove him!!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

(KH1) when Riku gives Sora the Paopu fruit (we know it's meant for Riku and Sora.)
Cracks me up everytime.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth in KH2, I found him so hard to beat!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The triangle button, It made everything easier.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner. I like him better, Just cos.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion. Zexy is sexy

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas. Do i even have to explain the AkuRoku thing again?

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas. Sora is a whinny bitch sometimes.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Easy, Axel. But i do love Demyx!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene. Farking HATE kairi with a burning passion!

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Roxas is TAKEN!! duh!!

guess it has to be Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku. but i do like Zemyx pairing quite a bit.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku... what can i say? i'm a Yaoi girl!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit. I think it's Cuter.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud. FF7 advent children makes me all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi. I think thats cute for a Hentai paring.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

hmmmmm, I like the film clip of simple and clean but... I know Passion in Japanese so Passion it is!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Demyx, Riku, Cloud, Leon, Yuffie, pretty much all of them. But not Kairi. Never Kairi.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

hmmmmmm... I'd have to go with loveless. It's a bit cute. XD

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Sora and Roxas and Xion

Riku and everyone else that has silvery white hair (Talkin' to you Sephiroth! And your weird Jenova children from Advent Children!)

Axel and Reno

Kairi and Namine and Xion

Cloud and Roxas

Leon and Sora

Ventus and Roxas

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KH3. It will be good.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 because it has Roxas and Axel in it!, Also it's easier to fight heartless and such with the triangle button actually doing something. XD

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Because It's so well known and the Fandom, FTW!!


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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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The Devil You Know by keysandhearts reviews
For Sora, life was simple until he was accepted into Radiant Garden Academy, an all-boy's school miles away from home. For Riku, nothing was simple anymore, not with Sora around. As for Leon, his life would never be the same. RiSo, LeSo, Zemyx, Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,979 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sora, Riku
Show Me The Money by kurosora1984 reviews
Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 182,572 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
University by Nitro CHiRAL reviews
Hoping that his first year at University will be the perfect opportunity to be more social and break out of his shell, things don't necessarily go as planned when he meets his wild new red headed roommate by the name of Axel. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,548 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas
BartyHermione Ficlets by GallifreyanLady reviews
I felt like some BartyHermione smut, so this is the result. Some of these may be light, others not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Barty C. Jr., Hermione G.
Dark Underworld by terra hotaru reviews
In the Underworld, everything is legal. What good is bad, what bad is good. Be wicked and you will be looked up upon, defend justice and you will be killed. How can someone like Roxas cope in the Underworld? Dark AkuRoku. YAOI. Lemon. Torture. Blood.Gore
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,596 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Songs and Dreams by Cardel reviews
Sora and Riku have been bestfriends since they were children. Now that they're older their friendship is slowly changing into something more. Will their new feelings bring them closer or tear them apart.AU RxS YAOI. After a year,I apologize, Ch 22 UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,415 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Riku, Sora