My whole life I spent inside a fort of pillows and sheets. Blocking out the world with my headphones, I stayed in my fortress, only letting a close friend in. But now that you've so easily breached the walls, I don't want you to leave. Stay inside my pillow fort, and together we'll eat Puccho Fruit and play video games. After all, we both suck at social interaction.

When your parents warn you about meeting people over the internet, they mean it. Who knows, the sweet guy you've been flirting with via MMORPG chat might just be a jerk in real life! That's what happened to me, a cute and kind guy I met in an MMORPG was actually a baka I knew in real life! Awkward. Oh, and my friend is head over heels for his twin brother. That complicates stuff.