Hello, I come in peace

My name is annonymous because i'm friends with Idancewiththedevil (her stories are really good!) and It's summer and I'm stalking her (hence the username) But you can call me... Actually she probably knows it's me anyways so my name is Elizabeth I have a lot of middle names Woodward.

I am 13 I like to write (obviously) and play with my pet unicorn (Yes I have a pet unicorn don't be jealous.) I am from the United Kingdom and I think Polish people have the sexiest accent alive (Americans get all the attention why can't polish people have a little bit of recognition?)

I play the (wait for it) flute, ukelele, guitar (badly), recorder, fife, banjo (again badly), bass flute, alto flute, piano, and harp (sort of).

If you get the pleasure of meeting me DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ask me to sing. You will hear the noise that kind of resembles a dying elephant, a hawk that's got it's meal taken away from it and a foghorn. Yep I have the voice of an angel.

My favourite film would have to be Mr Bean goes on holiday. I mean who would not want want to watch a stupid person dump shellfish in a woman's handbag and steal a son away from his father who then go on hilarious adventures together? I mean BEST FILM EVER!!!

Right I'm now going to state some useless facts which NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW (except maybe my doctor, so Dr Bridson If you are reading this and you urgently need my medical records come here)

Fave colour: Pink (obviously)

Eye colour: Gold (I wish)

Hair colour: Fiery red (I should really stop lying)

Loves: TO EAT (That is not a lie)

Hates: NOT TO EAT (definitely true)

Allergies: Pomegranates, Melon and Ibuprofen

Ideas for the future: To grow my own veggie patch and make a ratatouille

Hobbies: Flute, Rock climbing and riding my pet unicorn Fudge

Weight: On to the next fact.

Height: 5 ft 8

Where am I getting all these things from: What to put on your profile.com