Lights in a big empty, um, 'Wearhouse' suddenly turn on revealing Pyro, Gambit, Kurt, Collosus, Logan and for some reason Edward Jacob and Jasper

"Oww! Where am Oi?!"

"What jus' happen to Remy?!"

"Oww, vat vas the number of the truck that hit me?"

"Where am I? What have you done with Bella dog?!"

"I didn't do anything! And I was about to ask you the same thing... Leach!"

Leach pops up suddenly.

"You need Leach?"

This is what PF's speech looks like this is what KL's speech looks like this is what the person who is being held at Scott's perfume bottle's speech looks like This is KL & PF together

"No Leach, he wasn't talking to you"

"Now go back to your mom in denile"

"That joke sucks!"

"Who are you shelias and where are we?!"

"WE ARE THE MAGNICENT PENNY FERRET AND THE AMAZING KANDEE LAND!"

"Why is Remy being held against his will by a board game and a rodent?"

"Do you really want to see photos of Scott pole-dancing?"

"Non!"

"Shelia, you still haven't answered moi question?"

"HE CALLED ME SHELIA! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

"Dez, he calls every woman he meets sheila"

"JOYKILLER! And we're in Penny's mom's basement"

"it's a LAIR! Oh yeah, and you guys have to read of these cards or we'll spray you with the man perfume then force feed you Kitty's muffins"

"NOT THAT!" (Every guy there screams, then index cards fall out of the ceiling)

"Ah-hem, Penny Ferret is the greatest student in all her classes... Damn! I can't read her mind either!"

"But you make up for it by being one of the sexiest men alive!"

"Um, she is also ze greatest Twilight/Stargate crossover writer. YOU'RE ZE ONLY ONE!"

"At least I'm not lieing"

"Why do all the living guys have really big bumps in their pants?"

"JASPER! GAMBIT! EMPATHY! OFF! NOW!"

"Damn, Remy ment to get those to"

"WHAT" (Then a hole appears under Gambit and Jasper)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

(We can hear Alice and Rogue now)

"THEY SHOWED US WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"Thanks Supernova!"

"It was a gift in itself"

"I AM NOT SAYING THIS!"

"SAY IT!" (She then points the man perfume at Jacob)

"I have lost all intrest in Bella and am now in love with Penny Ferret"

(Bella with machine gun enters)

"WILL THIS LEAVE A MARK!!"

"Toldja he'd say it!"

"There is no way I'm saying this bub!"

"Do you want to see those photos?"

"GOD NO! Kandee Land is the greatest"

"Shelia, if oi could see you maybe oi'd say it"

(A photo of Kandee floats down and Pyro catches it)

"Kandee Land is the hottest Shelia Oi've eva met!" (Wanda appears)

"DIE!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH"

"I vill not say this, it will hurt my Kitten"

"Scott nudie Pics"

"Kandee is ze smartest woman I've ever met"

"PITOR!"

"I vill run now"

This is the joint account of the Fearsome Five, Penny, Destiny, Miley, AJ, and Zane

(Check out the stories on their acounts! Stargate by Twilight and What is Happening to Me)