Two sisters in bond but not blood! That's what these girl authors are! Im the eldest Bridgette and my younger sis Brittany. We love everything from Harry Potter, Supernatural, Percy Jackson, and many more! I adore quotes that kickass! I am sarcastic and very negative view on the world and life, while Britt is very well i guess the word is creepy! But you know you love us... i hope... please love us like we love you!!!!!!! Please, pretty please with a cherry on top of a bowl of triple chocolate ice cream smothered in caramel! Am i making you hungry? I seem to have that effect on people! You know you want some admit it!

Favorite Books

Harry Potter series

Skulduggery Pleasant series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Maxium Ride series

and so many more that i dont want to recount!

Quotes

If every time we fell... we broke... fallen angels we would be called.

All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud,fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.

"Drop dead...drop dead...why aren't you dropping dead?" "The pen is mightier than the sword. I have to disagree with that. If I poke people with a pen, all it does is leave a black mark on their skin. But if I poke people with a sword, that does WAY more damage."

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to ME."

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

Deep into that darkness peering, long i stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams that no mortal ever dared to dream before.

I become insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver!

Come to the Darkside... we have COOKIES!!!

You are one crazed up FROOTLOOP!!

Have you ever wondered if what you just did was bad? I just shrug my shoulder's and walk over the blood!

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's HILARIOUS!!!

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm fuzzy feeling.

I used to have superpowers, but my theropist took them away!

But lest you are my enemy, I must enquire! Oro, my dear,let all that matter, but fire in you in me?

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again." But I love my voices! They're what keeps me sane!...Wait a second...

"No, I didn't accidentally run into the mailbox." 'So you did it on purpose?' "Yes..." 'You should've gone to the squishy room a loooong time ago.' "Same goes to you."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," Calvin.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge

Get the facts first. You can distort them later!

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow!

As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night,
Let loose upon the Earth till it be light...

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.

A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn’t put there to stay -
Love isn’t love
'Til you give it away.

There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.

Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever.

Gaily I lived as ease and nature taught,
And spent my little life without a thought,
And am amazed that Death, that tyrant grim,
Should think of me, who never thought of him

Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me.
The Carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality

Years, following years, steal something every day;
At last they steal us from ourselves away.

Death is the next great adventure.

We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love.

I knew a man who once said, "death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back."

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

My soul is full of whispered song;
My blindness is my sight;
The shadows that I feared so long
Are all alive with light.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

"You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."

Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium? my work here is done.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Dont piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. (I always do. I start laughing and they glare at me.)

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, Random Little, Writer FanofSnicket, MissVioletBaudelaire13, Girl-With-No-Name x, craZharrypotterblondie, Dr. Rae, Ava Miranda Dakedavra, Yuna Kuran

Copy and Paste this if you agree that Hogwarts Rules!!!

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this into your profile.

-If you get obsessed with stuff easily, paste this to your profile!

-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, Copy and Paste this in your profile.

Harry Potter made me realize... Real life is extremely boring.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore!

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know!

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'!

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler, suckerforromance234, wishIwereanime, Dr. Rae, Ava Miranda Dakedavra, Yuna Kuran

95% of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn and invited friends.

96% of young girls would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames, 2% would be holding marshmallows on a stick. Copy this if you be the 2% wondering how the hell he got out of the book.