Hello, call me Esilvain.

My new writing blog: esilvain-fiction.tumblr.com

Oh hey, I'm on Archive Of Our Own too now! Just search Esilvain, you'll find me.

Lets start with my favourite quote:
“Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him.” - John Dies at the End by David Wong

Progress of my stories: (name - date when information was updated - description - progress)
(I am back and soon will be writing again! Give me up to two weeks and something will be updated.
Also I am starting a writing tumblr blog because I need a place to brainstorm all my ideas. it will mainly be a place in which i will write about progress of my stories and all ideas i get and please if you have an idea what i could write about say so i love other peoples ideas!
I am currently writing... something... one of my stories... maybe...

May 2014 update - did i say two weeks? whoops, i mean two yerars... nah, i am actually writing something rn so maybe maybe ill post something this month? /cough/ itll probably be next month /cough/)

I Will Make a Pirate out of You - 12 NOV 2013 - Act Two, Part Three" in beginning planing stage, "Act One, Act Three" will be changed with the update of the new chapter.

Homestuck: The Dark Descent - 13 NOV 2013 - Part Two: Old Archives 1/2 done

Timeless Knight - 06 DEC 2013 - in which Dave is none existant... - 1/2 of first chapter typed up

(Iron Sanctum) - 02 DEC 2013 - A DaveJohn adventure story in a fantasy world... Dave's a demon while John's a human medic... - Half of first and a part of second chapter done

(no name) - 02 DEC 2013 - Slight DaveJohn, in which John is a rockstar and Dave his driver, right before the concert a robber breaks into John's mansion and Dave is there to save him - 3/4 of the story typed up already

Razor Sharp Words - 06 DEC 2013 - started writing 2nd chapter

I once found a green pie - 02 DEC 2013 - Dave and John live together, new neighbour moves in and sends them an explosive pie... - 1/4 of the story typed up

Kiss of Breath - 02 DEC 2013 - DaveJohn, it's either going to be about diving or merstuck - 1/4 of the story typed up

(no name) - 02 DEC 2013 - SasoDei, in which Sas is a demon and Dei is a divine or something, they battle together... - chapter 1 already typed up... I guess I just throw it in here quite soon

Hey, I guess I am not very lazy anymore with my stories, it's just lazy now
No wait... 3 months without anything? I guess i became very lazy again...
There are more than that on which I'm working on...
I guess I should do like a diary page or something somewhere so that i have my update dates neatly written there and all

I am a writer though a very lazy one.

Okay, I'm not that lazy but I get distracted easily and end up writing 10 things at one time.

I may or may not update my fanfictions, this depends on if people will like them or not.

The more reviews I get the more encouraged I will be to update.

I love reading fanfictions and love writing reviews!

My fandoms: Homestuck, John Dies at the End, Hetalia, Naruto, Supernatural, Sherlock Holmes

Games I play: Aion, Off, WoW, Vindictus, Amnesia, Minecraft, Corruption of Champions, RaiderZ, Guild Wars 2, Terra...

If you want to know more about me (the crazy person you're dealing with here) just take a trip to these sites:
scodia.tumblr.com
scodia.deviantart.com
If you find the name Scodia anywhere, 90% chances you've encountered me... Be aware.
Achievement: I've found another person named Scodia in DC Universe :I

Sayonara.

My fav Homestuck quotes...

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."

"you think you know EXACTLY what he's about to pull. Or more specifically, what he's about to already have pulled."

"TG: how big
TG: i need a sense of scale here
TG: is it like the size of our sun
TG: or bigger
TG: or is it only as big as like
TG: planet fucking jupiter
TT: It is nearly twice the mass of out universe.
TG: ok thats pretty fucking big"

How about other fav quotes...

John Dies at the End by David Wong quotes:

"I'm not crazy," I said, crazily, to my court-appointed therapist.

“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.”

“When a man plans, a woman laughs.”

“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”
..."Fuck all of you,” John retorted. “You don’t even exist. We’re all just a figment of my cock’s imagination.”

“She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
'There,' said the large man. 'The kittens will make your sad go away.”

"Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.”

“Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't?”

“Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.”

“Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?”

“You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.”

“He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like mercury.
John bellowed, "Anyone else want to donate blood to chair-ity?"
He ducked into the the door and bashed one monster right in the wig, screaming, "There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top!”

“Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams Interpreted for Beer.”

“I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are deserted, just because a colored lightbulb told me to.”

“Dave? This is John."
"What are you-"
Alive?
"-in an ambulance or something?"
"Yes and no. Are you still at the police station?"
"Yeah. We were both-"
"Have I died yet?”

“Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball. So, I suppose you just feel normal and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you.”

“I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis. It flopped softly against the door, like a man was cramming it through the knob hole from the other side.
I turned back to John and said, 'That door cannot be opened.”

“Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.”

"“Nachos?” He asked as soon as we stepped through the door. I shook my head. Not hungry – I guess Denny's was only appealing for the atmosphere, because I was sure that if I ate anything now my intestines would force themselves out of my mouth. John shrugged and made nachos. I watched from the couch. John makes nachos by dumping cheese and raw ground beef on chips and then microwaving it until the chips are soggy and the beef is cooked, and then he eats it with a fork – forget the intestine thing; if I ate that I was going to puke my asshole."