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Joined 01-21-10, id: 2225786, Profile Updated: 09-17-18
Author has written 9 stories for Homestuck, Portal, Yu-Gi-Oh, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Naruto.

ay i'm strop, ur local queercoded villain nd some college kid who thinks they're funny. super into naruto, transformers, yugioh, and homestuck, but we're not supposed to talk about that one anymore.

interests include: Really Big Swords, collecting dead nonsense, speculative shinobi medicine, never shutting up about kabuto, and reworking kishimoto's entire magic system from the ground up at 3 in the morning.

if u selfship ur so fucking valid

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Strange Terrain by Decembers-Coldest-Rain reviews
Stripped of his chakra and held captive in the belly of Konoha's prison system, Kabuto Yakushi develops a strange fascination with one Sakura Haruno. Each step is dragging her further into the viper's nest, and all is not as it seems. With the line between friend and enemy blurring, Sakura can only hope her choices are not leading her down a path of self destruction. Kabuto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,681 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Saltwater Room by natural selection reviews
'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 273,278 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Sollux C., The Handmaid
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bone-White by orangeflavor reviews
"Here's the thing: he thinks she's beautiful. Not beautiful in the conventional Hyuuga way – because there is a Hyuuga kind of beautiful. Hanabi has it. Neji had it. It's a kind of straight-backed, hollowed-out beauty that promises to sear you if you get too close. But not Hinata." - Uchiha Sasuke and Hyuuga Hinata. The familiarity of ghosts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
By the Pricking of My Thumbs by Blue Lace Agate reviews
One Halloween night, Tea tries to raise Atem's spirit. She winds up with a completely different cauldron of trouble. Vexshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Anzu M./Tea G., Yami Bakura]
The Potter by fourthage reviews
He showed her the shelves, the broken shards, and the red paint that had to be kept cold and smelled faintly of copper. Finally, he gave her a scroll half-filled with the names of animals. Don't repeat any, he'd said. They get funny about that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2017 - OC - Complete
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
A Bride for Orochimaru! by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
What happens when the speed dating party turns out to be an unprecedented success for everyone's favorite Snake Sannin instead of a failure? Alternate take on Episode 36 of RLAHNP, "Orochimaru's Search for Love." Crack. Orochimaru/OC; Kabuto/Anko; one-sided OC/Tsunade, Jiraiya/Tsunade, and Kabuto/Orochimaru. Art by TheTrainTicket.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 76,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 3/10/2016 - [Orochimaru, OC] [Kabuto Y., Anko M.]
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Of Demons and Dancers by IncidentallyTriva reviews
Revised! Because nothing helps you solve an identity crisis like being attacked by monsters only you can see. Tea centric; slow build romance.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,798 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., R. Bakura, Marik I.
Village Hidden in the Smog by PureWaterLily reviews
I tried to self-insert. It backfired.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Deserted Distractions by Blue Lace Agate reviews
When the weather conspires to trap them together, things heat up between Ryou and Tea. But what happens when the darkness within Bakura comes out to play? Host/Vex
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 105,240 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Anzu M./Tea G., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Dying Man's Tin by LithiumDoll reviews
All the wives beg – beg, tease, snipe and flatter – because words are their weapons. They wield them like a War Boy's lance and they aim for the weakest point.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
There's Bad Decisions and Worse Decisions, And Then There's This Bus by Rodimiss reviews
MtMtE college!human!AU. The cross-country trip that Rodimus has planned will be the spring break of a lifetime, if they can get back alive. Snapshots from a week on the road. T for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Rodimus Prime, Drift, Ultra Magnus
Alpha by brouhahas reviews
All his life, Mariku dreamt of being somebody. How was he supposed to know that his path to fame, fortune, and power was thrown off track the moment he got on Ryou's ship? Somehow, the fates of Mariku, Ryou, Bakura, and Malik are tangled together, and all they can do is move forward onto a path filled with destruction. Sci-fi AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Marik I., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Paper Umbrellas by FriedEggry reviews
A brief glimpse into the domestic life of Marik and Bakura. Mostly one-shots. Thiefshipping heavily implied, although rarely acted upon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2014
How Yugi and Pegasus's First Duel Should Have Went by nedthejanitor reviews
The language I filtered this under is "english." It should be "sequel." Recommended for those who like the first one I did about Yugi and Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Yami Yūgi, Pegasus C./M. Pegasus - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
The Relationship Between Ignorance and Dislike by Like I'd Tell You reviews
Lack of understanding is widely considered one of the primary sources of dislike; people tend to lash out towards what they do not comprehend. A psychology assignment forces Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba to learn what makes the other tick, and their newfound knowledge might turn their mutual hatred on its head. Joey/Seto friendship.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Right Eye of Ra by TexasDreamer01 reviews
"The shadows of the columns were a refreshing relief from the heat and dust only a few steps away." Title from a papyrus detailing the Hymn to Bastet. Young adult!TKB. Based off a picture, link in bio.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thief Bakura - Complete
In a Chevy '72 by OxEyed reviews
Mai has always been perpetually torn between the knowledge that she can't change her life and the certainty that she deserves better. So when a stranger offers to introduce her to his world, she finds herself pressing her luck to the breaking point. AU/for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Isis I./Ishizu I., Mai K./Mai V., Marik I., Thief Bakura - Complete
The Heir Apparent by Gentleman Crow reviews
As long as he could remember, Eridan had walked in the footsteps of the legendary pirate Dualscar and failed to live up to his name. However, just as he prepares to accept his fate, a chance meeting with their psionic helmsman alters his destiny forever.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Complacency of the Learned (Rough Draft) by Strigentine reviews
I decided to extend upon Rose's loquacious story found in her creative writing journal that was later found elsewhere for propaganda-based purposes. Join the story of twelve evil children who plot to overthrow their mentors in a mad search for power. Not all are powered by the same fuel, but all cooperate in the same machine toward the same goal. Find me at strigentine..
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Rose L. - Complete
Thread by The Magnanimous Cockroach reviews
Spades Slick attempts to woo a cabaret singer. Poorly. Slickpaint.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Complete
Sand by The Magnanimous Cockroach reviews
An unknown session's Scurrilous Straggler meets a lady in the desert. SS/Ms. Paint.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Complete
InsaneStuck by cxvxs reviews
Eridan shown in a new light, as well as the rest of the HS crew as you've never seen them before. Yeah, I'm not very good at explanations and I wouldn't even know where to begin. Just read the author's note if your curious?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Eridan A.
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Safely, Quickly by FerrisWheeling reviews
Kanaya feels that she is ready for a change of pace, and by that means she has got to get the ever-loving hell out of New York or else she'll end up scrawling Bible verses on Subway walls in pigeon blood. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kanaya M. - Complete
Three Red Leaves by OxEyed reviews
It's a few months after Memory World, and not everyone has completely recovered. Anzu turns to Ryou for advice regarding bad dreams. Hostshipping, RyouxAnzu . For contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Anzu M./Tea G., R. Bakura - Complete
Buried Hatchet by cul-de-sac reviews
Hatchets that once did so much damage begin to rust and fade from memory once put in the ground. One hatchet, invisible to all but two, is about to be unearthed. None of the rust will be wiped away. No edges honed. This is the story as it truly unfolded.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,705 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Flowers by theBrutalityofReality reviews
Rose goes to purchase flowers for herself, not seeing it necessary to have a man buy them for her. Though she completely dismisses romance with a man, she does not dismiss it with a woman. A certain florist captures her attention. RosexKanaya, very AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Remains by ladyblackwell reviews
Ishizu's brothers are dead. If she doesn't find their bodies, they'll never reach the afterlife. And Anzu knows this because Malik told her so. Post-canon. Mystshipping, for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Isis I./Ishizu I., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
You're a Wizard, Eri by Shuricel reviews
A last minute intervention by Doctor Scratch lands a troll in the kitchen of 12 Grimmauld Place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011
All the Things All of Them by Stripe reviews
Six word stories inspired by Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Faces in the Mirror by Sthrissa reviews
In a land torn asunder by two tyrannical armies, whose people are distorted shadows of what they could be and good intentions have been twisted into dark ends, the world burns. Examines various individuals within a Mirror Universe - the 'Shattered Disc'
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - GrannyWeatherwax, Carrot, Susan Sto Helit, Rincewind - Complete
Sand by made-in-wonder reviews
Geminishipping, written for YGO Rare Pair on LJ. The spirit, watching the thief scream, reflects on identity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Yami Bakura, Thief Bakura - Complete
Life, Rebooted by Scribbler reviews
Isis and Rishid make a decision. Then they wonder if it was the right one.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Isis I./Ishizu I., Rishid/Odion - Complete
Muma by Amaiko reviews
When you possess a rare bloodline limit, it's usually best not to fall into the hands of a mad medical genius and his equally deranged master. Pity that Hinata doesn't have a choice in the matter. Spoilers up to the more recent chapters of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,429 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hinata H., Kabuto Y.
Yami Gets Owned by IncidentallyTriva reviews
Tired of Tea always being bashed by Yami? Here I've switched it up! And who knows what'll happen next, especially with Malik in the picture and a talking lightbulb.......
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Anzu M./Tea G., Marik I.
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Kill Me by Cannibalistic Oreos reviews
Yami no Malik has no interest in sleeping one night on the Kaiba Corp. blimp, so, with his knife in hand, he heads out in a search for fun. The mission lands him in Yami no Bakura's grasp, both fighting to kill the other. -- Psychoshipping; Slight Vio/Yao
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
Five Ways Amane Bakura Didn’t Leave Her Brother by Scribbler reviews
Amane is a character we know nothing about, other than she was Bakura’s younger sister and died in a car crash along with his mother. But what if, by some strange miracle, things had been different – or at least there was more to them than canon told us?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - R. Bakura, Amane B. - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Of Wishes And Fishes by shewhoguards reviews
A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Fifth Of Four by shewhoguards reviews
Someone was born on Christmas Day. No, someone *else*.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
She Will Not Bend, Though She May Break by Scribbler reviews
One Shot. 'She would never bow to him. It wasn’t much of a rebellion, but it was all she had left.' What would have happened if Yami had lost the final duel against Malik? Isis fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Isis I./Ishizu I., Marik I. - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
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The Doom That Came to Konoha reviews
In which Doctor Kabuto Yakushi acquires a new client, pokes his nose where it doesn't belong, and accidentally unleashes eldritch horrors upon the city of Konoha. [Pseudo-Victorian Eldritch Horror AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2018 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru, Guren
Blood Under the Skin reviews
Waking up in the wilderness with no memory, no shoes, and no left eyeball—that's how you KNOW your afternoon's off to a great start. Now featuring: Gym bro stag beetles! Chakra parasites! Claiming other people's eyeballs as your own! Pathogens! And MORE! (Shameless SI.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru, OC
Hot Rod reviews
Roddy spends her nights street racing, but thanks to one particular Aston Martin, she's stuck with a permanent position in second place. Determined to get her prize money, she strikes a deal with Knockout, the car's elusive driver. But when an Autobot ambush forces Knockout to reveal his true identity, winning a race suddenly becomes the least of Roddy's concerns.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Bumblebee, Starscream, Knock Out, OC
The Very Secret Diaries reviews
Dear Diary: Have been kidnapped by giant space robots from outer space. Would be v. offended but one of them is v. pretty, which makes up for it, almost. Am having a wonderful time and am probably going to die. Go me!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Starscream, Knock Out, OC
Egregore reviews
Life returns to a newly-restored Cybertron, but not everything is as peaceful as it seems. Strange metallic growths sprout from the earth, announcing the arrival of a planet-devouring swarm known as Egregore. And deep underground, an old enemy works to restore an ancient superweapon and enact his final revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Arcee, Bumblebee, Starscream, Knock Out
A Child Cries Out reviews
A boy became a thief, and the thief became the darkness, and the darkness was sealed away in stone for five thousand years. So the story goes. But little is known about how the thief first became a man, and how the man was tempted, and how in seeking vengeance for what had been taken from him, he lost everything else.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Atem, Thief Bakura, Zorc, OC
Ping reviews
Or, how Wheatley engaged in blatant plagiarism to create a fundamentally identical version of Pong and claim it as his own.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2014 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
The Calm Before the Storm reviews
There would, ordinarily, be a phrase on Alternia that speaks of the calm before the storm. One of these calms is when she finds him.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - The Grand Highblood, The Disciple - Complete
Going Grimdark reviews
Rose Lalonde's nightmares have landed her in a mental institution, but there is more happening here than she realises. Soon she will find herself caught up the the quivering throes of the broodfester tongues; they are stubborn throes indeed. [Discontinued. Remains posted for posterity.]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,406 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M., Vriska S., Doc Scratch