First off,

I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.

Show your support for the Twin Exchange! Copy and Paste this to your profile! (Because any group that believes Fred isn't dead is just a great place to join!)

Translations:

Forbidden Bond

Polish Translated by Gabikk333

Snipe:

Russian Translated by Pure Padfoot

A Hiking We Will Go:

Polish Translated by Gabikk333

My account at Fictionpress: Wizards_Pupil

I've invented a lot of items for Weasley Wizard Wheezes, so if you ever find yourself in need of some extra products for your stories, feel free to borrow some (credit is appreciated but not strictly required)

Gabbing Gum= Gum that makes it where you can't stop talking, last for an hour every two minutes you chew. Silencio makes it where you yell.

Coding Quills= They write in a secret code, and you have to have the other quill in the set to read the message, or you have to be the person the letter was specifically written for.

Mimic Merangues= They change your voice so others can't tell who you are. They'll even allow you to mimic specific people.

Fun Forks= Forks charmed to repel food, great fun for peas!

Fliritng Fudge= Helps shy blokes or birds with flirting.

Caterwauling Chews: Voice enhancing candy.

Gripping Gloves= (The titles rather self explanatory...)

Slick Sneakers= Sneakers that have no grip, it's like walking on ice.

Keep-Away-Keys= keys that you can insert in a lock and only the person who put the key in the lock can open it. (Alhomoro doesn't work against it.)

Exploding Egss= Egg (think easter eggs) that can explode. They range from smoke bombs to fireworks. You can put most anything in them so it's fun.

Invisible Indisceranble Ink= Kind of like coding quills, but it can be used with any quill.

Sneaky Sneakers= Guaranteed nto to squeak or give your location away.

Skipping Sneakers= Again, title kind of explains it (my, I have a lot of sneakers... They're just fun to make up I guess.)

Sneezing Stickers= stickers (like gold stars, not the painful varitey) that make you sneeze when they're stuck on you.

Laughing lollies= lollie pops that give you a fit of the giggles.

Lying Losenges= Losenges that make it where you can't tell the truth.

Tricky Tiles= Stepping on them traps you in one place.

Now, onto my actual profile :oD

Hi! I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, and encase you can't tell from the avatar I made, I absolutely love the Weasley Twins. I'll be writing mostly about them, and mostly stories where one of them is with Hermione. I also love Tolkien, but I'm not writing anything with Middle Earth anytime soon. I've lost my Grandfather, and he was the one who introduced me to the wonderful world of Middle Earth, so I'm having a hard time reading or writing it. Still, I'll come back to it some day.

Anyway,I love reading and writing, I like classic stories (like Alice in Wonderland, Narnia, Peter Pan, Sherlock etc. etc.) and will read pretty much any book I am given. I'm a firm believer that Fred is alive and pranking the lights out of someone (probably Percy.) I hate it when main characters die in stories, so don't be surprised if I end up writing them back to life in my stories. I'm very resourceful at finding ways to resurrect them. ;o)

I'm mostly writing Fremione or Geomione fics right now.

My Twin Exchange Challenge fics are: A Hiking We Will Go (winner!), Gabbing Gum (Winner!), Whomping Memories, Nose Woes (Winner!), and Handcuff Horrors.

My other Harry Potter stories are mostly based off of challenges or special occasions. Two of my favorite stories that I've written are actually in this category, 'Just Harry' was written for a dear friend (you know who you are) and 'Broken' written for my hubby.

Also, I solemnly swear to review every story I read and enjoy, regardless of it's age or number of reviews. I love hearing from my readers, so please leave a review or pm if you have any comments of critiques, or even requests. I also take request and challenges. I love writing so they give me something to do. I also thrive on reviews, so if you like one of my stories, don't be shy! Let me know what you think. I also never mind people asking questions, and I always try and answer them.

I'm a nerd, plain and simple. I've grown up with computers (I could repair a mother board before I could ride a bike) I love gaming (The Diablo series is my favorite!) and I love science fiction. (Star Trek, Star Wars, Star Gate, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galatica) I enjoy history and music as well. I was actually featured on a cd when I was younger ;)

I despise bullying of any kind. Bullying will get you band from my stories and I'll go to the site heads for it.

Lastly, just to clarify something to the masses, I love Ron Weasley. I know it’s shocking, but let me explain why. I fell in love with him in Philosopher Stone and kept pulling for him all the way through to Deathly Hallows. I've laughed with him, cried with him and even wanted to smack him for being a utter arse, but at the end of the story, he was always one of my heroes. He was the brave little boy that was willing to risk his life to help his friend win a gigantic game of chess, who didn't think twice about facing his biggest fear because the girl he liked was petrified and who told a supposed crazy murderer he would have to kill him to get to his best friend., Harry. How could anyone not love him when at the end, he finally understood Hermione and her crusade for House-elves? I feel like Ron was the trio member that kept the story from getting to dark. He gave it reliability and heart, and laughter. I’ll always go back to the books to read him, because like the twins I love, he made me laugh and warmed my heart. He was a Gryffindor through and through, at least to me.

I've also recently survived cancer, and I'm now more bound and determined than ever to get published professionally. Look out for me world, I'm coming. If I publish, I'll let everyone on here know. :)

That's all for now, have fun and cause trouble!

Mischief Managed,

-Wizards Pupil

Quotes (I love quotes, so this will take up most of my page.)

It's like in the great stories, The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I thinkI do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.The fact that their is some good in this world, and its worth fighting for. Sam Gamgee

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -- Galadriel, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

“Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it. And he is bound up with the fate of the Ring. My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many - yours not least.”- Gandalf (FOTR)

"You can say what you like, Reepicheep. There are some things no man can face."
"It is, then, my good fortune not to be a man," replied Reepicheep with a very stiff bow.

-Caspian and Reepicheep,

"Aslan is on the move..."

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities". - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."
- Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledore's Army!"
- Neville Longbottom

Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?” – Fred Weasley,

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love.": Dumbledore. DH.

"...finally the flest reflects the madness within..."

"You would know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus!?!"
- Black, Shreaking Shack

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."
"She needs to sort out her priorities."
- Hermione and Ron, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"I am the coolest girl in the whole wide world." - AVPMS

Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?"
- Ron

"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort."
- Dumbledore

We're all mad here."-Cheshire cat, Alice in Wonderland

To live, to live would be an awfully big adventure.-Peter Pan

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”-Dr. Suess

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”- Dr. Seuss

To infinity, and beyond!- Buzz Lightyear

“In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown."- Moriarity

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. Good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant. - 11th Doctor

It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap. It's time to try defying gravity.

Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war. Demons run but count the cost; the battle's won but the child is lost. - River Song

"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.

Allons-y!