James makes Lily a simple offer. "Shag me and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the term." Of course, Lily refuses but the offer is always on the table...Will Lily give in? Will James sweeten the deal? RATED M.

AU-Rapunzel is a good luck charm, but she's not lucky. Her aunt, Donna Gothel, has made her life miserable. One rainy day, Rapunzel seeks a split decision escape when she is literally knocked off her feet by a man named Eugene Fitzherbert. Soon, she's swept up by this man and she starts to see her luck change, but for better or worse? Rated M for cussing, violence, and sex. Revised