I will put my copyright here just so I don't have to write it in
every chapter. I did NOT create these stories, they belong to
the real authors I just write parodies and I don't make any money
off of them. And no I don't own Invader Zim I just love this little guy.
End copyright.

NEWS-

5/13/09- Hey guys it has been forever and I know that I have not been on here in a long time, but I hope to have a ton of new stories coming out. I am hoping that they will be better and get your attention more. I hope to reach new limits in my writing and I hope that you would leave me some comments telling me what you think about the new things that I will try in my writing.

My favorite books

Twilight series
Uglies series
Maximum Ride series
Pendragon series
Harry Potter (1-5)
Just Listen
This Lullaby
Green Rider
Gossib Girl

My favorite authors are:

Stephenie Meyer
D.J. Mac Hale
Scott Westerfeld
James Patterson
Garth Nix
Sarah Dessen

My Favorite story Couples:

Edward and Bella
Rosalie and Emmett
Alice and Jasper
Carlisle and Esme
Ginny and Draco
Ginny and Blaise
Hermione and Draco
Harry and Pansy
Luna and Ron

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Songs used in any Fic

Sick Puppies:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jJ488jemLQ&feature=related

My Stories

My Deepest Regret- This is just a oneshot and it was my first story. Its about Ginny falling for someone and then realizing that he wasn't what everyone thought he was, he was worse.
COMPLETE

Secret Discovery- What happens when there is an impossible baby in the mix? Short and there are more parts to the story then just this. So keep an eye out on this series.
COMPLETE

Secrets Revealed-Sequal to Secret Discovery. Reactions become very important in this part of it. Something bad happens but before it can be stopped someone is in danger.
COMPLETE

Secrets End- The last installment. Find out what happened that night.
COMPLETE

Fate- A Gaara and Hinata story. Starts out looking like something else. Doesnt have a lot of fluff but it is like a snippit of what happens. It doesnt have the whole story its just a memory kind of shot.
COMPLETE

Heartache-Something is happening. Song fic to Sick puppies.
COMPLETE

April Fools for the Fool- Mike has no idea whats coming. Cullen family Aprils Fools jokes.
COMPLETE

Revenge Is Sweet- Luaren and Jessica learn about Karma. What goes around comes around.
COMPLETE

After Effect- After breaking up with Ginny, Draco met a new girl and this is their story.
COMPLETE