Hi to you, reader! I'm so happy you're reading this. To tell you the truth, I never really thought I'd ever have an account in this site. I'm a terrible writer. . . well not that terrible. Let's just say I'm not brilliant. I do like to read though. . .

If ever I do write, I hope you read it. Please bare with it, if ever it really is that terrible. And, if you can, help me become a better writer.

NAME: Olivia Parker

AGE: I can't imagine why you would need to now this. . . All I'm going to tell you is that I am still eligable for a Fields Medal (much to my relief because I'm want to win it. :D I love math.)

BOOKS: I can't just pick one! There are too many!

ANIME/MANGA: Axis Powers Hetalia, Kyo Kara Maoh (I've been addicted since I was in 5th Grade . . . imagine that), Furuba (my best friend got me addicted since 4th Grade! :)) Together we have completed the manga!), Prince of Tennis (it made me want to learn how to play tennis!) and, of course, Fullmetal Alchemist (again, addicted since Grade 5! )

STUFF THAT BLEW MY MIND WHEN I FOUND OUT. . .

The guy who plays Jackson in Hannah Montana is 33 and is turning 34 this year.

So, I’m sure you’ve watched Finding Nemo (If you haven’t, you shall die a fiery death! WATCH IT! NOW!) Remember Dory’s line: “P. Sherman 42 Wallabee Way, Sydney.”?So. . . P. Sherman is the name of the dentist dude, right. So what I want you to do now is to say P. Sherman in a Filipino accent. You’ll find out why when you go to the bottom of this page. (I don’t want to spoil it! You might end up reading it accidentally)

England: France; Bacon: Descartes. . . weird thing is Bacon's name is Francis. (Yes, I know. . .I'm a Math geek and I am proud of it! :))

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!

Really random facts about me!

I've been addicted to cashew nuts since I was 7!

I love crayons.

Because I don't look like a bookworm ( I am one, believe me. I REAＤMORE THAN SHOULD

I was addicted to chipmunks in 6th grade.

I'm LOVE candy!

Because of my love for candy, I consider Willy Wonka a hero. (Yes, even if he's BRITISH! HAHA! GO BRITS!)

If you asked me "Superman or Batman?" I'd say Batman! Batman all the way! (Batman's sane. He's the 4th richest person and the world and isn't retarded)

My cousins play a big role in my life. Good or Evil. I fight the evil side. I do my best to make sure they don't turn anyone evil!(Their goal is turn as many people as they can evil, it's terrible I say, TERRIBLE. Beyond execrable!) That is why you must stay away from them (them being my evil cousins)!

I am neither a dog nor a cat person. I am allergic to both! I don't hate them though! I'm against animal cruelty. If I had to choose between dogs and cats, I'd choose cats :D

I play the piano. (I was tortured through lesson since I was 6! My teacher is evil, if you ask me. I played my first piece when I was about 3. )

I know 3 phrases in German.

I can sing and speak (Not fluently, but I can . . . better than nothing, right?) in Japanese, German, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Danish and Russian.

Due to force of habit, I can memorize a song in 5 minutes, including the time I take to listen to it. :)

I have a photographic memory!

Monty Python is extremely funny! :D

I am a really bad speller!

Skittles are better than M & M's but M & M's are still good! GO SKITTLES! I CAN TASTE THE RAINBOW! :D

I'm clumsy. Very very clumsy. I run into everything. I fall over anything.

Eating is my hobby!

I wish my summer was like Phineas and Ferb's.

Sometimes, when I get mad I start screaming at the person I'm mad at song lyrics or random phrases in a different language. IT ALWAYS WORKS!

One of my cousins thinks I'm like Fuji from Prince of Tennis, so she calls me Apple (Get it?)

Perry the Platypus = PURE AWESOMENESS

People think I'm smart. I honestly don't think so. I can't get through a conversation with my cousin. (certified genius)

Math is my all time favourite subject. I broke down when I wasn't exempted for the first time in my life.

I involuntarily memorized the Periodic Table of Elements!

I bake & cook!

Sometimes, when I feel like it I wear glasses (Not real ones of course! :))) in class. Everyone in my group says that they make me look better. . . I find that strange. One says I'm a meganekko. The other says I'm a tsundere. The rest say I'm both! :)) You may decide on your own!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are an extreme bookworm, copy this into your profile.

If you love quoting historical leaders and/or writers, copy this into your profile.

If you love skittles, copy this into your profile.

Because I LOVE skittles, the next bit is all about skittles!

Note to self: before fist bumping a pirate, check for the hook. Ouch.

I wish my friends took their mustaches more seriously.

Weekend plans? Mine involve Sour Skittles and a water slide. Its going to be a great weekend.

Stopped visiting the zoo because the zebras gave me jealous looks.

Ma Rainbow knitted me another spring Skittles sweater. Mmm... itchy deliciousness.

Writing a bluegrass hip hop song. What rhymes with Rainbow?

Feels like spring outside! Woo-hoo! Jet pack season!

Anyone want to help me build a Skittles rain machine this weekend?

Lifting barbells with my thumbs so Grandma Rainbow doesn’t beat me at video games… again.

Just found out that one of my imaginary friends is real. Awkward...

Trying to set up a league for competitive sleepers. You in?

Does anyone have a fish tank for my new pet whale?

ALL SKITTLES QUOTES! I've been in love with skittles ever since I was really tiny!

HERE THE "ANSWER" ABOUT THE P. SHERMAN THING!: OK. . . so in the Philippines (such an AWESOME country) F is turned into P; (not all Filipinos are like this. Just the English challenged ones who has difficulties with pronunciation. Believe me when I say this though. . .Filipinos are VERY smart. All you have to do is give them a chance.)hence, if you say P. Sherman it'll sound like FISHERMAN. The reason why P. Sherman was named so was because Finding Nemo was had FILIPINO artists. (That's just proof of how brilliant Filipinos really are. They made it it PIXAR!

I'm really hyper right now. . .blame it on the skittles and the apple juice!