Hello my wonderful readers! Welcome to my profile and the collection of the weird and random stories! they will make your brain go Kaboom! -Shaking the pom-poms- -explosions in background-

Anywhoooo what i should say about myself? :D

Name: Adam Richard aka Adam-Chan/Ark-Chan/RandomerIdiot/Amanda don't ask where the hell i got those nicknames O3o'

Gender/Sex: Male

Age: 18! :D

Type: Deaf Boy with intelligence and "high on the grass" sense of humor and randomness

Address: -pull out the BIGASS PWUNCHAW HAMMER- From Hell!

Cats: Lola (fem), Roy (fem), and Yo-Yo (male)

Dogs: Max (fem), Milo (male) Fact: both are deaf! ZOMG

Likes: Anime/Mange DUH everyone from FanFic is God Mighty Anime Hardcore fans!

MUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINS!!

FF stories, using Photoshop Elements, Photography, automobiles, waffles, video games, tards, CATS! people with extremely A.D.D.-fueled imagination, scream and sign "damn!" and other various swear words.

SOO MUCHHH MORE!

Dislikes: people who love seriousness and hates the people like me, POKEMON, opera shows, posers, and lame-o low-functioners. if you want to know the rest of my dislikes, i will send you BIGASS package filled with lists of dislikes. no I'm kidding xD

Favorite quotes:

"let us educate the world, an idiot at a time."

"OMFG! I AM ASS-SHARK!" me sign/screamed while chasing my friend Ashlee, snapping at her ass xD

"God i hate that retard with tiny boobs but still... THAT PERFECT ASS!!" anonymous

"lick my belly or i will slap you to mighty jesusland!" my friend during her PMS Angsting Time

UPDATES TO MY STORIES:

Everyday Adventures of Infanta Margarita: WRITER'S BLOCK! TT_TT