NarutoFinal Fantasy VII Xover. Shunned and betrayed by his people he was banished from his home and told to never return. Now by a twist of fate 15 years later he must return to the Village Hidden in the Leaves. His name: Cloud Strife

Pretty much, these are all the smaller things I've written that don't quite merit their own story yet, but I still want to post. Mainly Naruto stuff, but a Bleach thing or two will be thrown in. Some humor, some introspective. Now also includes Omake's to other people's stories I've written across the internet, for Naruto, Worm, and Highschool DxD.

One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

**UNDER CONSTRUCTION!** Naruto's father was a werewolf, what happens when his own werewolf abilities finally start to surfice. NarutHarem, IrukaHarem. When I say IrukaHarem I mean he gets the women that are a lot older than Naruto. NO YAOI! Chapter 20 fixed up a little.

Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself

AU Pickpocketing and stealing are the only things Naruto knows to survive in the busy streets of Konoha. But what happens when she stole a wallet from the wrong guy, namely Uchiha Sasuke! What does fate have in stored for these two? SasuFemNaru

A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.

Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.

It's not easy to raise a child on your own. Especially when he's hellbent on being your bride.

When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.

Due to complication during his birth an infant Naruto dies and is sent off to soul society. This is the story of his life in death. None Kyuubi Naruto. This will be a Naruto x Soifon. Rating changed. Read to find out why.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Sasuke meets and befriends a troublesome blond, loud mouthed mermaid who believes she'll become human upon falling in love. Until then, he has to deal with her. Hina-Sasu-FemNaru

Naruto is the only one left with her kitty ears and tail in her entire senior class, so now there are many people after her virginity! -AU- -Fem!Naru- -High School Fic-

Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

The Greatest Story Ever Told, by the Greatest Historian of the World. Aro has lived, figuratively speaking, for three thousand years. Have you ever wondered what he has seen and done? -PENULTIMATE CHAPTER UP-

These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.

Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...

."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.

Post BD. Me in Volturi?Edward as a human?The Cullens in Hogwarts?What in the name of Cliche was I doing in these AU's?Bella Swan, now Cullen-but-still-a-danger-magnet at your service.If you thought it was over, think again.A Parody with a Plot.

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Uzumaki Naruto finds himself the linchpin that allowed the continued existence of an elite clan. Now all he has to worry about is surviving the political power plays that will be sure to follow...Rated for safety. Rewrite of Cold Blue Metal

Definition: The branch of linguistics that deals with syntax and morphology - and sometimes also deals with sex.

Collection of one-shots featuring Narutox? Pairings, where ' stands for a girl from another anime/manga/movie, etc... Review and leave your suggestions! No Yaoi!

When Tweek has the misfortune of bumping into Craig and his classmates early one Saturday morning, chaos ensues as soon as Tweek discovers everyone is intoxicated and it's up to him to help out his crush and deny himself what he wants most.

One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

After much sneakiness, I have at last uncovered Akito's diary! It's really not what I expected at all...

You’re a werewolf, huh? Are you Michael Jackson too? Seth is ecstatic that he’s finally imprinted, but he hadn’t expected it to turn out quite like this. Slash.

This is a collection of drabbles written for *my* LJ community, 36iyerotictales. There will be 36 drabbles here when complete.

Rin is "Punished" for "Misbehaviour".

Yes, he remembered what the Nobodies had told him. He was a replica. A mere shadow of HIM. But didn’t memories determine who a person was? So if he held HIS memories, wasn’t that who he was? It HAD to be so...it would mean Sora was rightfully his. For Joh

Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.

Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?

NaruxKarin oneshot. After finding out what attracted her to him, he thought he knew all he needed to know about her, as did she. But one night, while in bed with her, he learned a twisted secret about her past and picks up an old bad habit.

Photos sometimes show what the eyes can't see. Naruto wanted a picture of his friends. ::Happy B-day, Naruto!::

/LelouchxKallen/ Chapter 2 up! “You lack the physical capabilities that all leaders should have. Brawns aren’t everything... but you’re just ridiculous.”

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

Chapter 1: Twilight, NM, and Eclipse. CHAPTER 2: BREAKING DAWN INCLUDES SPOILERS. Rated for adult themes/minor language in Ch 2.

[AU] What if Kakashi's excuses for being late weren't just excuses? One morning, Naruto finds this out the hard way. Now officially crack! Female!Naruto, KakaNaru.

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

Naruto was a nice guy. A little too nice, at times, for his own good. So then how will he take being the living teddy bear of the girls of his life?

SPOOF of DH, content is AU, obviously “you were raised in a muggle orphanage, the most noble stock you had contact with was an OXO cube. Face it Voldy, you suck.” CONTENT WARNING. ABANDONED.

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

Emmett decides that his life could use some action, so he decides to take on one characteristic usually accepted in vampires: the inability to sleep. Fun, satirical oneshot.

Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.

-Oneshot- They had no ties, simply fulfilling their deepest desires, physically and mentally, as one. A simple promise that developed into much more, a realization that dawned upon her just in time. Life is too short to turn aside from love. -NaruTen-

When Naruto chooses a different path from the start, things change. Of course when he picks something magical as his goal, the world will never be the same. A wizard from Konoha, magic has come to stay.

He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.

-his beating heart has been ripped from his chest and unwillingly placed in a child's hands. quil.claire

A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It’s the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation. And the leaf is going to be there, of course! Expect madness and Anko in a GString! REWRITE

A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!

Naruto finds a camera hidden in his bedroom! Who put it there, and how will he resolve this? Find out, read the story. NaruHina Well, This is my very first story on this site. I don't quite know what I'm doing, so I hope you'll be gentle with me..

Ninjas can't afford to be children. Drabble collection

The Cullens' secret powers are revealed, and Emmett covers it up by declaring that they are "Umm... superheroes!" Can the Cullens fight evil and still keep their secret? Who will reveal himself as the ultimate villain? Whatever will their cool names be!

Wednesday: Shopping "Would you like to guess what I'm wearing right now?" Rated for some innuendo itasaku

Sesshoumaru walks in on Kagome in the hot spring ‘trimming the lawn’Written for Inuyasha Comedy Club’s Week 1 Situational Prompt. some Inu/Kag, but Sess/Kag's the point

Sasuke has returned to Konoha to finish the battle left unconcluded with Naruto! But...what in the name of sweetly mooing cows is he WEARING?

Naruto is pretty popular seeing as how many messages he has on his phone.

Minato debates making cupcakes for the PTA.

In which there are rumors that Sasuke and Naruto are Konoha's hottest new gay couple.

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

ONESHOT! NaruxKarin, very slight one-sided NaruxSaku. He never knew WHY Karin had given up chasing Sasuke to go after him, but he never realized that it was because of something as weird as her fetish for. . .

“Nice? I look amazing! I look awesome! Men everywhere would totally want to sleep with me tonight! Hordes of men could be at my disposal!” A mix of Grey's anatomy and Naruto. Rated T to be safe. Sasu/Saku hinted. Naru/Saku friendship

Who would have thought that a simple act of revenge would lead to such an interesting revelation. Fem!Naru crack.

Sasuke has decided to get Sakura off his back once and for all. He has the perfect plan, but then he takes it a bit too far. Told through letters-Sakura's POV. PLENTY of Sakura-Bashing. Warning: Swearing included. For Sakura haters only.

Temari muses over a journal entry after Orochimaru's failed attack on Konoha. No longer a oneshot, but still complete as is.

Bullying Sesshoumaru into a game of truth or dare doesn’t end quite how Inuyasha expected.

Everyone knows that ninja are terrifying, and some would say kunoichi especially. But mothers, oh, mothers are an entirely different force to be reckoned with. Ten short looks at moms who shaped legends.

Neji gets put in an awkward situation when Hinata walks in on him at the computer. How will he handle the stress? Random drabble.

Sequel to 'Impressing Bella.' Mike wasn't the only one who had his eyes on Bella...

This a a humor and song fic. It's not one of those that are just so stupid and makes so little sense that it's not even funny type of humor fics. Those are too common as it is. No, the song is KoRn, yes, the beautiful Johnathon Davis everybody! Headbangin

L is bored one day and decides to help man kind with cake. Come see the caos that ensues. It's birthday fic for a friend.

Axe. A male's best friend, especially if you have a good-girl girlfriend like Naruto. Hinata is, was, always that good girl. //NaruHina// Rated M for my paranoia. Drabbl-ish.

Uchiha, get away from me, I have a knife, claws, and teeth and I'm not afraid to use them." ItachiHana

Ino saw a girl sauntering away from Naruto at one of the training grounds. She never would have expected what happened next. Part three of a five part series.

After hearing about Hinata's improvement under Naruto's hands, Tenten seeks him out for advice. Sequel to Training: Hinata.

Hinata comes to Naruto bearing good news. Her visit turns into an impromptu training session that has the girl blushing more than she ever has.

Oneshot. Claire finds out why Quil is the best friend any nine year old girl could ask for.

Ino finds herself coming home to lonely nights, but tonight seems to be different. After letting Shikamaru and Chouji go, Ino finds herself in a situation with her Hokage who proposes something. This night never happened...MAJOR LEMON! WARNING!

Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.

The top ultimate reasonsto love Edward. Rated M for mature content and immature themes. :D I was really bored. # 1's my favorite

Two different oneshots wherein Sasuke makes his way back to Konoha, with Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo in tow. Contains manga spoilers.

This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot

I turned around and flopped back onto the bed. I couldn't believe it. I'd slept through my birthday. For Hanabi AND Sakura's B-day! Hanabi's POV. Sorry for shortness. M for language.

Sasuke remembers the first smile he'd ever seen. It was on the face of the first girl he'd ever seen. He may have been born yesterday, but he knows true beauty when it smiles at him. AU SasukexFem!Naruto

In which Jacob goes too far. Many people have termed Jacob's aggressive kiss "rape". What if it actually was? The aftermath is held within. :VERY STRONG M: :Complete:

A long day of training is tiring, but it's not the only thing that gets you sweaty! [NaruTen] [Lemon] [SQUEE!]

Au. Sasunaru, female Naruto. “You are reality Naruto, you’re my reality.” He smirked, and she never wished for to be able to hit him more than she did at that moment. “And you know how much I hate dreams…” M for safety.

They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter

Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.

In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.

What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?

After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything. NaruHina, rated M for lemon, oneshot.

What would happen if Naraku, the villain who orchestrated everyone's problems from the start, screwed up when he started building his web of lies? LET'S FIND OUT.

If the Konoha Twelve was in their opposite gender... what would have happened to the story? Major Detail Changes, OOC and AU. see better synopsis and notes inside. Story Two: Team Seven Edited: Chapter Story Two Part One

Their mission is simple: get the needed information from one of the Leader's contacts. Unfortunately, no one told them that their task will not involve ninjas. CRACKFIC. Naruto crossover with Ouran.

Finally you cry because you know that you will never escape from loving him. A different kind of QuilClaire story.

A lone stranger comes to Naruto and helps him cope with life by serving as the teacher and brother he never had, then gives him something that one may consider a gift or a curse. [NaruHarem]

Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.

Soi has an obssession with her laptop and has now discovered fanfiction. Yoruichi comes by and 'helps' her with her problem. Kisuke gets dragged in too. Humor, that's all! xD

Ino had already made the first move. She had the advantage. [True]Sequel to 'The Art of Unspoken Words'.

No one knew how right Naruto really was. One shot. Yaoi if you look at a magnifying glass through binoculars. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!

While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB

The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!

In which Naruto gets drunk, comes onto Sakura and she doesn't punch his lights out. Too bad Naruto's not called the number one unpredictable ninja for nothing. LIME ONE SHOT NaruSaku

Five encounters between two completely different people. Five encounters to turn back ... but she never did. [Gin X Momo, rape]

“Don't make me laugh!” Ino giggled. “They were popular! It's not about aptitude, it’s the way you’re viewed. So, that’s why it’s very, shrewd to be very popular like me.” She replied with a grin. [Songfic. Popular. Ino & Sakura, no pairing.]

Demyx had thought himself to be many things. A Nobody, maybe a little of a buffon, a musician... But he would have never thought that he would become a chick magnet. And that the Organization... [DemyxxLottagirls][ReadXReview][New chapter up!]

Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.

She just stopped talking to him. [The aftermath of HSM2] [Slight Rypay]

New breeds of Mary Sue are arriving at Hogwarts...

OroAnko, not as a couple. Reflection of how their student teacher relationship may have been. Sorry if it creeps you out!

At Naruto's death, a Shinigami arrived to ensure that the Kyuubi was properly withdrawn and sent to hell. Of course, this being Naruto, it doesn't go as planned. NarutoBleach Crossover.

[Oneshot]Freezing, icy cold exterior, with a heart filled with passion. Hanabi finds light, realizing that hate isn't so bad at all, but only...when you hate the right person......in the right way. [NarutoxHanabi] Fluff and a bit of angst. Enjoy!

Naruto has a problem only a woman can solve. Scratch that, make that a few women. Lemon Naruto X Princess Yukie X Naruko X others

Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.

[AU] Mai X Zuko] Thanks to a strange virus, one morning Zuko and Mai wake up to find that they had mysteriously swapped genders! How will this affect their relationship? [Please R&R!]

The powers from above have granted Naruto a blessing. One that ensured that he would be loved by those around him. They messed up though and now Naruto must endure the love and affection of everyone! [Naruto x Lots of Girls and Guys] [No actual Yaoi!]

If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I will follow you into the dark.

She doesn't remember much. But what she does remember kills her. [Ankocentric.] [Warnings: language, semigraphic rape. mature.]

...OneShot... Complete... Sakura regrets a decision she made in the past. Contains sexual themes so stay away if you don't like that! NarutoxUnknown Girl, Voyeurism on Sakura's side

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t

Sometimes, the Kyuubi and Naruto share dreams. Let's look in on one of those times. NaruXFemKyu

She watches the small child amble down the dark hallway, and judges him as if he were a monster.[Genfic, Oneshot]

sillybella's July challenge. What passes through Marcus's head when he learns Edward loves a human?

Are you threatening me? That's child abuse! You're my student, I could string you up in the trees and it's not child abuse, take the dango. Oh, the joys of teaching...[OroAnko]

After team selections, the year's kunoichi get together at a café before meeting their jounin sensei. A slip of the lip has all eyes on Hinata.

Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.

The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Sequel to Why They're Late. Sakura and Team 8 are getting suspicious of Naruto and Kurenai are having an affair.So They set to solve the mystery. Rated T for certain words with suggestive meanings.

Sasuke, tell you what, why don't I take you to the park? You can meet some kids your own age and stop bugging me. [Oneshot baby!nins]

What if Naruto was bit by a werewolf and the only thing keeping it back was Kyuubi.What if when Orochimaru placed the seal on Naruto it was released. What would happen? Set during Chuunin exams. NarutoXHarem

It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.

Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!

A followup to the No Boy, No Cry series... Anko X Naruto Rated MA for Lemon action

How will Naruto, the most surprising ninja in the village, finally manage to bring Sasuke back to Konoha? With a final confrontation that will be talked about for ages, of course. Watch as the pieces fall into place and fall apart. Naruto II spoilers

What Jasper had to got throught when checking out of the hotel. Or what i thought he went through lol

A lot of people lable Sasuke as emo, when really he doesn't meet any of the criteria necessary to be grouped in this category! This story is about what Sasuke would be like if he was actually an emo kid.

Really… what’s a girl to do when she is dragged into a nearby closet by none other than Uzumaki Naruto, who decides that a makeout session is now in order? [NaruSaku]

Hinata and Naruto just happen to dream the same dream. Only why does Hinata likes it a lot more then Naruto? Also what happened to his clothes? NaruHina R&R

Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.

What would happen if Naruto was put in charge of the Kunoichi Inn? Disaster that’s what! Tsunade needed someone to take over the Kunoichi dormitory since Shizune was needed in missions, at the hospital and looking after her needs. Can anyone say Chaos?

A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II

Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

The tragic tale of Ebony Blood Rose Gothic Darkness Dementia Chlamydia Amy Lee. Mary Sues and excessive OOC. Note: If you don't get it, read 'My Immortal' or 'Ghost of You'. If you still don't get it, look up the word parody.

Years have passed. Naruto has grown stronger and more attractive. He walks down the streets and women swoon over him. Jiraiya being the pervert he is decided to capitalize on this. With Tsunade by his side, he’s determined to see which harem will win.

Request fic. Request 1: continuation of The Lion and The Mouth. Request 2: SakuNaruHana. Second in Smurf's Naru/Hana series.

Uzumaki Naruto is a big fan of his own manga, Naruto, but from chapters 250 and onwards, he gets dissatisfied. Now, 90 chapters later, he decides to send a letter to the maestro himself... Crack!Fic humor is dry and English. Expect bashing. LOTS of it.

Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!

Naruto wants to share his favorite food with Ino, but she refuses, citing diets, disgust and general loathing. However, this leads to an education for Ino on the joy of ramen and its significance for Naruto. NaruIno

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

The sequel to No Boy, No Cry formerly Until You Use Me Up Naruto X Anko Lemon MA rating

Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.

Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER

ANBU rookie Yuugao is out to prove herself, not to accept help from random strangers. Hayate just missed the memo. [Oneshot, vaguely HayaYuu]

[oneshot] This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.

Momiji's asked the question. It's his loss.

Sometimes even jounin need to take low ranking missions to pay the bills, but for once, Naruto doesn't mind at all. [NaruInoSaku]

Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.

After an attack on their friends, Naruto and Sasuke seek vengence from the infamous Writer Ninjas of Lemongakure. Joined by Zabuza and his li'l friend Haku, they have to hurry, because things are heating up in Konoha, and they may be its only hope.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation! Loosely based off a southpark episdoe that invaded my dream time.

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.

What the title says. Your trusty guide to all the things you may not know about Mary Sues. Warning: Minor sarcasm and Mary Sue bashing

Neji tries, and fails, to explain sex to his younger cousin. Slight HinataxNaruto.

Warning: Rated M for a pretty good reason. Do not read if the following offends you : Rape Sex Naughty Language etc. etc. This story contains lemons, and so on. There, you've been warned. Sum: Naruto gets fed up with Hinata's timidity and decides to do so

Dear God Naruto, what the hell is that! NaruSaku One Shot

Neji explains to Hinata the joy of womenhood.

[Gai's dead, not gone. Breathe. Don't forget to breathe.] Lee's POV.What happens when there's nothing left to breathe? Character death, general HMR angstyness.

Bleach x Naruto xover. Yes. I am mad. Hitsugaya has lost Matsumoto in Konoha, and finds her drinking sake after sake with Tsunade. Madness and crack ensues.

Up until now it had been easy. No one suspected a thing! Then puberty hit. And Naruto discovered that it's harder to hide your gender when you have boobs. [SasuNaruko] [4 Part Fic Rated for Language and Sexual Content] [Complete.]

What started as the third portion of Izumo and Kotetsu's Chuunin exam ended up not being about them after all. Characters: Izumo, Kotetsu, Kakashi, Iruka, Anko, Mizuki. Not quite a blurb or drabble or anything, really. It just is.

A little something about a little someone accompanied by a littler someone for one day. ONESHOT! oh yeah...my first attempt at humor. PARDON OOC'S!

Naruto...Sakura...and a kitchen table. NaruSaku oneshot.

Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

A MarySue to outdo all MarySues. And you thought it couldn't get this low. Complete with plotholes, OOC characters, cheesy romance scenes, fangirl japanese and a pointless character death! And now, Sasuke narrates!

KurenaiNaruto. Kurenai finds something intersting when she helps clean up her boyfriend's place.

Akito, struggling to become a better person, is sick of being cooped up in the Estate. Motoko has a fight with her mother and storms out in a rage. When these two meet, is it possible for an unlikely romance to blossom? Het pairing.

Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!