I'm not so good with the "here, let me tell you about myself" thing, so I'm just gonna copy and paste one of those questionnaire things.

1. What is your full name?
   You can have my first name: Jade.
   
2. Where and when were you born?
   Massachusetts. August 2, 1991.
   
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
   Mom mom is a nurse named Kim. My father is also a nurse named Jim. And no, I'm not joking. Kim and Jim.
   
4. Do you have any siblings?
   Yup. An older brother named Zane and an older sister named Emerald. I don't know much about them because we grew up separately. An older brother named Kenny that I don't speak with. An older sister named Krystle who's autistic. A younger brother named RJ (also my best friend) and a younger brother named Brendon.
   
5. Where do you live now, and with whom?
   I live in Massachusetts with my fiance.
   
6. What is your occupation?
   I'm an assistant manager at a Halloween store, and I love it!
   
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
   Oh boy. Okay. I'm 5' short, blue eyes and blonde hair. Kind of pale. I have a penguin tattoo on my lower right ankle and a tattoo on the back of my neck that says "Stay Gold" (points if you know where that's from). A whole bunch of scars because I'm what you like to refer to as "clumsy". That's about it.
   
8. To which social class do you belong?
   I don't know?
   
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
   I get seasonal allergies. I'm allergic to silver. I don't have any physical diseases, but a bunch of mental diseases.
   
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
    Right-handed.
    
11. What does your voice sound like?
    Like my voice? I don't know how to answer that.
    
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
    A lot of curse words. Whoop. Woot. A bunch of others that I can't think of off the top of my head.
    
13. What do you have in your pockets?
    At the moment, nothing.
    
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
    I don't think I have any annoying habits. But I have a lot of quirks. I can't sleep without a full bottle of water next to the bed. I can't drink cold water. MOST OF THE TIME, I have to read an entire book in one sitting. I'm obsessed with Selena Gomez.

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    Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
    Oy.
    
16. What is your earliest memory?
    Climbing out of my crib, crawl-walking across the floor to my sister's bed, climbing up beside her and pushing her off the bed so I could sleep on it alone.
    
17. How much schooling have you had?
    I graduated high school and am planning on going back to school for my R.N. license.
    
18. Did you enjoy school?
    Sometimes.
    
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
    It's either natural or I learned it from work or from my friends.
    
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
    Not really.
    
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
    Honestly, not that well. My younger brothers and I couldn't stand each other (what siblings really do?), my stepfather never really wanted a daughter, and my mom worked too much to really be there for me.
    
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
    A lawyer.
    
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
    Writing. Singing. Dancing. Reading.
    
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
    Shyness. A lot of shyness.
    
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
    Nope. I was way too shy. I had a small circle of friends at every new school I went to.
    
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
    My real first kiss was with my best friend when I was 13 in the school library. But we never told anyone. Everyone THINKS my first kiss was with my boyfriend Matt when I was 14 at my first high school Halloween dance.
    
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
    No I'm not. I lost my virginity when I was 16 with a guy I THOUGHT was "the one" and turned out to be a douche.
    
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
    I have another part of me that is a half-dwarf, half-mermaid. I learned about her in high school due to a lot of meditation and a lot of research. Her name is Niquata; she has LONG, wavy pink hair and big purple eyes. When her hair gets wet, it turns into a dark magenta color. And her tail is also purple. She's wonderful.Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
    Getting engaged. :)
    
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
    Me, myself and I.
    
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    Getting myself help.
    
32. What is your greatest regret?
    I don't believe in regret. I believe in "you fucked up, and now you have to learn from it."
    
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
    That's not a topic of conversation that I want to get into.
    
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
    Mmmm no.
    
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
    Okay. So a couple of years ago, I was at my best friend Becky's house. At the time, her daughter (my goddaughter) was less than a year old. The way her apartment was set up... she had a front door into the living room. Off the living room to the left were two bedrooms. One was hers and one was Leiah's (her daughter). Adjacent to the bedrooms, there was a hallway. To the left from the hallway was a kitchen with a back door. To the right was the living room and in between the two was the bathroom. We were in the living room smoking a blunt and listening to music. From where we sat in the living room, I had a perfect view into the kitchen. Earlier we had been bringing in groceries and whoever had been the last person in didn't shut the door properly. So as we're sitting and smoking, I heard the door slam. So I peeked my head to the side of the couch and looked into the kitchen and saw two men walking toward Becky's room, where Leiah was sleeping because she was watching TV. I told Becky and we went running into the kitchen. They ran out before we got there, but I've never been so terrified in my life as when I thought my goddaughter was going to get hurt.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
    Meh. I can't really think of anything. I don't get embarrassed.
    
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
    Nothing. I would never risk changing the past because I don't know how it would affect my future.
    
38. What is your best memory?
    Watching my fiance get down on one knee and ask, "Will you marry me?"
    
39. What is your worst memory?
    Hmmm yeah this is another one of those questions I'm not going to answer.
    

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    Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
    I tend to be pretty pessimistic.
    
41. What is your greatest fear?
    Being alone.
    
42. What are your religious views?
    I'm Pagan.
43. What are your political views?
    I vote for whoever offers the best for our country.
    
44. What are your views on sex?
    Sex is fun. I respect that some people choose to wait until marriage, but I expect that people respect my choice to not.
    
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
    I've never killed a person or animal before. So I don't know. I don't think I could bring myself to do it. And for the second part... that's a loaded question that requires more time than I have to answer it.
    
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
    Abusing an animal or a baby or sexually abusing anyone.
    
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
    YES! 100%
    
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
    Love, happiness and friendship.
    
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
    I don't block anything out. I have no filter.
    
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
    I want to say no, but I feel like I do.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
    Yes. I would never raise my hand to a child (unless it was ever mine and they deserve punishment... it won't always be my first reaction, but yes, sometimes I think smacking a kid is acceptable).
    
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
    My pets, my best friends, my family and my fiance.
    

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    Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
    I tend to be friendly and easy going from the start. But if someone treats me badly, I will keep myself politely indifferent.
    
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
    My nieces, nephews and goddaughter.
    
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
    I don't know.
56. What is your best friend's name?
    Becky. Or Zelda. Or Z-bra.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
    Yes! I have a fiance, and he's wonderful. :)
    
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
    A few times. Mostly had my heart broken. But this most recent one seems like a keeper.
    
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
    Sense of humor. Passion. Someone who can handle me.
    
60. How close are you to your family?
    My baby brother is my best friend.
    
61. Have you started your own family? If not, do you want to?
    I have not, but one day I would like to.
    
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
    Either of my best friends or my baby brother.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you?
    Yes.
    
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
    I would hope a lot of people.
    
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
    Hmmm I'm gonna skip this question too.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
    Depends on my mood. Sometimes I just really like to argue, but other times I understand that it would be easier to avoid arguing.
    
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
    Again, sometimes.
    
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
    Yes! I am a total social butterfly and I absolutely adore being surrounded by people.
    
69. Do you care what others think of you?
    Eh. Not really. I mean, obviously I would prefer people like me, but if someone doesn't like me, then it really doesn't bother me.
    

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    Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
    I think I already answered this.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
    My journal.
    
72. What is your favorite color?
    Purple!
    
73. What is your favorite food?
    Oh god. I can't choose. Chicken. But chocolate. But pasta. But broccoli. But cucumbers. Nope can't choose.
    
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
    EVERYTHING!!!
    
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
    That's a tough question. Anything talented, but my idea of talent differs from someone else's idea of talent.
    
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
    I drink socially, but not often. Very rarely get drunk. I smoke cigarettes a lot. But I'm working on quitting. As for using drugs, technically weed is still considered a drug, so yeah I use drugs. But not the hard shit.
    
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
    Working. Writing. Playing Final Fantasy.
    
78. What makes you laugh?
    Plenty of stuff.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
    Lmao nothing.
    
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
    I do have insomnia. And I surf the internet, watch Netflix and play video games.
    
81. How do you deal with stress?
    Better now. I used to handle it badly. But now I have better coping skills.
    
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
    A mix of both. Some spontaneity is great, but it's nice to have some basic plan in place.
    
83. What are your pet peeves?
    When people touch my books. Oh my god. When I'm literally HOLDING THE BOOK IN MY HAND AND READING IT and someone grabs it or bends the back so they can read the description or see the cover.
    When rooms have their lightswitches on the OUTSIDE. WHAT PURPOSE DOES THAT SERVE OTHER THAN TO CONFUSE PEOPLE?!
    

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    Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you.
    Wake up, work, come home, eat, do whatever until like 3 AM, sleep, repeat.
    
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
    I'm amazing with people. From babies to kids to teenagers to adults to senior citizens.
    
86. What is your greatest weakness?
    I second guess everybody's intentions and it tends to drive a wedge between myself and whoever is actually doing something out of the kindness of their heart.
    
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    Nothing. I love myself the way I am.
    
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
    VERY extroverted.
    
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
    Organized chaos. My room looks like it's a mess but I can find everything.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
    I'm very good at writing, sleeping and making friends.
    I'm very bad at trusting people, I can't hold a tune for my life, and I'm awful at keeping a straight face.
    
91. Do you like yourself?
    For the most part.
    
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
    Skipping this one.
    
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
    I want to be a published author and become a psychologist.
    
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
    Married, hopefully with a family.
    
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
    I would rather not choose.
    
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
    Travel out of the country (even if it was just to Canada), get married, tell everyone I love them.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
    My soul.
    
98. What three words best describe your personality?
    Eclectic, exuberant, friendly.
    
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
    Crazy, loud, obnoxious.