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Walking Higher by Faith Accompli reviews
Ginny's fifth year. She feels ignored and unloved, so she does what any irrational teenage witch would do: bring back a sociopathic young dark lord who tried to kill her. Of course, this time she's in complete control of the situation. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,732 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
Due Process by Rap541 reviews
Accusations are made is the fleet under the rule of law or not?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
Quid Pro Quo by Rap541 reviews
Ever hear the one about whoever hunts monsters risks becoming what they hunt? maybe it works both ways
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,157 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Dualla, Gaeta - Complete
Dear Diary by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
This is about a girl named Mary Suetotally antiMary Sue, though. It’s supposed to be a [kinda] humorous account of her life and how it’s affected when she ends up in Middle Earth. It’s written in diary form, so…yah. PG13 just to be safe. Luthien'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Warriors and Sentinels by Rap541 reviews
Who is Gaeta? What's going on underneath his calm cool exterior?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Gaeta, K. Thrace/Starbuck
Is That Eomer Chasing Faramir Down the Hall? by Nefertiri's Handmaiden reviews
Maybe PG13, but not really. This is actually a collection of stories explaining the title. Should you have any ideas for a future chapter, please submit them in a review and I will gladly base a chapter on them. UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Faramir, Eomer
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Poltergeist Chronicles by Raablyn and Atled Willy reviews
Meet Breena, Peeves's twin little sister. What horrors will be inflicted upon Hogwarts with 2 poltergeists running amok? What horrors will be inflicted upon the readers when a whole new side of Peeves is revealed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Argus F., George W.
Catnip Confessions by Rahillion reviews
They say cats can't resist catnip, right? See what happens when Momiji's super-strength catnip and Kyo's feline instincts collide. And how will Tohru deal with a clingy, overly-protective, catnip-high Kyo(Kyoru pairing)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005
The Search For Darkness by Sheep reviews
Dark AU fic. Rated M for some VERY graphic chapters. History repeats itself, no matter if it's 10 years or 5000. Darkness creeps out of the corners of the world again and the Fellowship is needed to defeat it once more...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 123,628 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Complete
The Shire School for Boys by kamyan reviews
AU The Shire School for Boys is a renown boarding school for boys, led by Galadriel, as the esteemed headmistress. But, when a county edict forces a girl to join the ranks of men, what could possibly happen? Read, review, and enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
Everybody's Fool by Crecy reviews
They've always choose my sister over me.To murder me would be to get me out of the picture forever,but in doing so,she sent off a chain of events that would change this new world.Will I once again stand alone?Or will they see past her facade?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004
Double Dare by Tuathail reviews
Kel is dared to make every squire fall in love with her, whilst she dares Neal to admit his 'undying love' to Alanna and Wyldon. That was before Joren got involved with a dare of his own...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Keladry, Joren
The Laundry of the Fellowship by ArielManx reviews
Being a Mary Sue in Middle Earth isn't nearly as fun as it might sound. Actually, if reality ever kicked in, things would be quite unhappy indeed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
It Works Every Time by xoraxox reviews
As the Wizarding World is about to implode, the silent Millicent Bulstrode, she of the striking troll resemblance, may just prove to have so much to offer – if she’s willing to give. Multiple pairings, Pansy x Draco mostly. Almost certainly abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Elrond’s Reasons Choosing FellowshipNot List by MayetraWolfking reviews
The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship. This is a story and not a list. It contains Foul Language, Implied Drug Use and Adult Situations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Elrond
Disillusionment by xoraxox reviews
They're under no illusions that they're fond of each other, but maybe that's not important anymore. Almost certainly abandoned. Joren x Kel
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002
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Girl Anachronism: Institutionalised reviews
Dissatisfaction is nothing new. You just keep holding out for something better after high school. Eventually your subconscious forces you to give a damn about what goes on around you and you finally realise that you had it so good. There's no going back.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Where And When Would I Kill Her? reviews
They are two unabused, biologically sound females. They have big issues with where they are. And the fellowship expects them to be bimbos. You shouldn't call an armed feminist a bimbo, nor should you deprive a stoner of their pot. MovieCanon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005