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 Author has written 1 story for Teen Titans. WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. Avoid using punctuation 2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 3. Have your co-workers address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood". 5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go". 6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face. 7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time. 8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso. 9. Decorate your office with mesquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day. 10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!" Instructions for Health "AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND." -US Marine Corps "CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop. "IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." -Infantry Journal "A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT." -Army's magazine of prevention maintenance "IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST BOMBED." -US. Air Force manual "TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO." -Infantry Journal "TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS." -U.S. Army Ordnance "FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS." -Infantry Journal "BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID." -David Hackworth "IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH." -Infantry Journal "NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION." -Joe Gay "ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER...ONCE." -Anon "NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO." -Unknown Marine Recruit "DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU." -Infantry Journal "IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop The Guide to Life (Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your own!) 1. Never tell your secrets to a parrot 5. Never listen to reason 6. never use the middle finger to get back at someone who punched you instead take an axe to their head Are You Having a Bad Day? 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was 80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale. 2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage. 3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman. 4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded trampling the two hapless protesters to death. AND THE WINNER IS... 5. An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was killed in the explosion. See... You're not having such a bad day. 95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". If you've ever felt guilty eating an apple because 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away', copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile! If you believe teenagers are sterotyped, put this on your profile! If you have been high on diet coke, put this on your profile! If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, then copy and paste this into your profile. (a.n sorry guys) I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, B00K FREAK, Dark cross wolf if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile. If you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that in reality the Doctor's universe is real and we live on a parallel world where he does not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (a.n Jesus that hurt, I was on roller blades, and that hill was STEEP!) If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile If you've ever started singing out loud for no reason known to man copy and paste this in your profile If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Silly Bee, Crazy About Harry Potter, Toe-Jam-Stuff Crazy Psycho Book Freak If you're freaking sick of all the MarthaDoctor fics, put this on your profile. (a.n. well I'm not really sick of them cos anyone who posts them gets lynched by people like me but...) Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile. (a.n. I am actually a nerd but you know, most people don't care) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're one of the smart beings who knew that Rose would return someday, put this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, kiss-her-theta, Crazy Psycho Book Freak If you love it when your room is a mess, but your mum/dad disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile (a.n. it's not mess! it's organised chaos) Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a grammar nazi, copy and paste this into your profile. If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Shadowxwolf, Crazy Psycho Book Freak If you avoid people who are permanently smiling at all costs, copy and paste this into your profile If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that the Doctor and Rose should have got together and run off to make lots of little time babies then copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear bits off TV shows or Movies in your head but don't know whether its on a nearby TV or not put this on your profile If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile. If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also. If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Shadowxwolf, Crazy Psycho Book Freak If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile If you confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and keep pestering you until you tell them what it means, but didn't tell them, put this on your profile! If at least once a week someone mispronounces / misspells your name, put this on your profile! If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile! If you've ever wanted to go into a book & strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile! 95 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 yelling "Jump Bitch!" If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile. Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!) Favorite Cannon Raven/Beast Boy Starfire/Robin Jinx/Kid Flash Jack/Ianto Owen/Tosh Doctor/Rose Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Holly/Artemis Buffy/Spike Willow/Tara Elphaba/Glinda OK Cannon Jack/Gwen Gwen/Rhys Buffy/Angel Willow/Kennedy Elphaba/Fiyero Non-Cannon Harry/Hermione Hermione/Draco Glinda/Fiyero (I think it's pretty obvious he doesn't love her) Cannons that I kill people with Jack/Tosh (WTF?) Jack/Owen (ditto) Doctor/anyone but Rose Ron/Ginny (ummmmmm INBRED, YUK!) Holly/Chix Holly/Root (throws up in corner) Holly/Grub Hermione/Voldemort (whoever thought up that i want to know what you were on (and where to get it)) Jokes! A Jewish man walks into a church and says "Rabbi, I need your help, my son has converted to christianity!" and the Rabbi says "Alright I'll consult God tonight, please come back tomorrow" the next day the Rabbi says "I'm sorry I cant help you, God says he has the same problem" JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK "Wagner's music has beautiful moments but some bad quarters of an hour." --Rossini JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK What's the difference between a seamstress and a soprano? The seamstress tucks and frills JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK Son: Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician. Mother: Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common. Both suck when you plug them in. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string." JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!" JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK What's the range of a tuba? Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK What is a burning oboe good for? Setting a bassoon on fire. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK Why was the piano invented? So the musician would have a place to put his beer. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK What's the definition of a quarter tone? A harpist tuning unison strings. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK How do you get a 'cellist to play fortissimo? Write "pp, espressivo" JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin? You might bend the nail. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola burns longer. The viola holds more beer. You can tune the violin. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK A violist in an orchestra was crying and screaming at the oboe player sitting directly behind him. The conductor asked, "What are you so upset about?" The violist replied "The oboist reached over and turned one of the pegs on my viola and now it's all out of tune!" The conductor asked "Don't you think you're overreacting?" The violist replied "I'm not overreacting! He won't tell me which one!" wierd thing (sorta like me) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. If you could read that put it in your profile And for the record Mr. Hot Shot Russell T. Davies director producer man Strike 1: You sent Rose Tyler to a parrallel universe Strike 2: You killed Owen once Strike 3: You killed Owen again and you murdered Toshiko ...You are just one cruel, twisted yet somehow brilliant for making the show what is, but nonetheless sick man aren't you? (and now, YOU'RE OUT!!) If you agree, put this on your profile Pet Peeves - Twilight! You really don't want to hear me rant about that book/movie. Really, you don't. - Wicked fics set in Shiz when people refer to Galinda as Glinda, SHE DIDN'T CHANGE HER NAME UNTIL THEY LEFT SHIZ PEOPLE!! - Doctor/Martha fics, I'm sorry, but it DOESN'T WORK! - 'Music' and I use the term loosely, that has no melody line, no harmony line and an overused bass and percussion line. Also rap. - Phillip Glass's 'Floe', or more specifically, people trying to gauge meaning from it, IT IS THE SAME 4 BARS OVER AND OVER (and over and over) THERE IS NO HIDDEN MEANING, IT'S PSYCHOTIC! - GRAMMER MISTAKES!! My GOD people, there are green squiggly lines under the words when you have used them in the wrong context!! Examples include using the wrong there/they're/their, too/to/two or here/hear, ALSO! forgetting the 'e' on the end of blonde, just, ALL OF IT! I WILL notice if there are grammer mistakes in your fic! I quite probably will not call you on it though. IF YOU NOTICE ANY IN MY FICS, TELL ME QUICK! They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with! You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. I ran with scissors, and lived! People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? "I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn't kill me. Therefore, not lifting weights makes me stronger. I love shooting stars... and Justin Timberlake is next in line... Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. A day without sunshine is like night. Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal. please note: Nobody goes to McDonald's for their salads. That's like going to a crackhouse for vitamins. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." I had a wet dream about you last night... I don't have ADD...and I really don't see where you're getting the idea from. Oh look, a chicken! I don't understand why cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's day. When I think about romance, The last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today. The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?" That's how the fight started. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Knowlege is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. A good mum lets you lick the beaters. A great mum turns off the mixer first. There are three types of people...those who can count...and those who can't When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!! Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth. Deal with it. One fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other got out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two young boys. If you don't believe my story's true ask the blind man he saw it too! When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. As an artist, English is my second language. Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end, and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you. Two men look out a window: One sees mud, the other sees stars. Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. Science does not know its debt to imagination. Lord have mercy on my enemies, cause I sure as hell won't. Never judge a book by its movie. Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. The first casualty of war is always truth. The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us. I stopped believe in fairies, dragons, good people, and other mythological creatures a long time ago. I know Karate... And a few other Japanese words! Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity. Imagination is intelligence having fun. Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life. Boycott shampoo! demand REAL poo! You spend the first two years of your childs life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up. "Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree." Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs. FAvorite shows 1.Tenn titans 2.doctor who 3.torchwood 4. naruto Here are reson to join me in the dark side REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". If you've ever felt guilty eating an apple because 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away', copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile! If you believe teenagers are sterotyped, put this on your profile! If you have been high on diet coke, put this on your profile! If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, then copy and paste this into your profile. (a.n sorry guys) I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. 1.Never tell your secrets to a parrot 5. Never listen to reason |
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