Long story short: You want to date the caterpillar of U.A. with a little help from Mic, Midnight and the running internal monologue in your head! If people sort of like this then I'm hoping to expand adding Aizawa's Point of View as well as content both before and after this point in the story line. Thanks for your time and I hope you enjoy!

Dazai wakes up to find two pairs of glasses and a shoe with no recollection as to how he came to posses these items. Nevertheless, he proceeds (or attempts to) throughout the usual working ritual as hints and the occasional fist to the face work to unclog his memory. ***This stemmed from a prompt on Tumblr by unblockingwritersblock

The Seireitei isn't known for being a 'relationship-friendly environment'. The constant state of disaster may play a role in this and some find this out the hard way.