Hey y'all!

Soo...I'm a HUGE Sakura/Sasuke fan!!...That's basically it :p

But I can also like Naruto/Hinata, Shika/Ino, Tenten/Neji...But nothing more. I don't know about you guys but everything else, to me, just doesn't seem right.

I have SSSOOOOO many stories that I still have to finish but hopefully, they will be posted soon.

ABOUT ME:

Female

Short (I tend to get jokes about it...)

Dirty blonde hair

Hazel eyes

I like horses...and of course Sakura/Sasuke XD

I am artistic, so I like to paint, draw, use charcoal, pastels, etc.

I can be shy, but once people get to know me, they probably wish they hadn't. :D

TEN RULES TO DATING ANYONE'S DAUGHTER:

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. (I know I did XD lol)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "

floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! (coughKATcough)

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have friends that threaten, hit or call you names (hehe) for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If your mother/father has ever called you THEIR sister/brother's name(your Aunt/Uncle), copy this in your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

The silent ones are always the deadliest.

Well, anyone who thinks that its dumb speaking to animals can just die.

Women are like the police: they can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession." Unknown.

"When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in its eyes." Unknown.

"Where there's a will, I wanna be in it." Unknown.

"God may have created man before women but there is always a rough draft before the masterpeice." Unknown.

"Friends are like stars: You can't always see them but you know they're always there." Unknown.

"Friends are angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly; Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is Mystery, Today is a Gift." Uknown.

"Laughter is God's hand on a troubled world." Big Momma.

"When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you." Unknown.

"In war the dead pay the debts of the living." Unknown

"Doing nothing is very hard to do- you never know when you're finished." Leslie Neilsen.

"Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton." Dean Koontz

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." Tom Clancy.

"I don't care if people think I'm an over-actor. People who think that would call Van Gogh an over-painter." Jim Carrey.

"I have photographic memory. But I don't have same-day service." Diane Sawyer.

"My mom always said 'normal' is just a cycle on the washing machine." Wynonna (on the Rachael Ray Show, ABC)

"Death and taxes may be the only certain things in life, but at least death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets." Joe Moore.

"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said." Mel Brooks.

"Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch." Andy Rooney

"If no one ever took risks, then Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor." Neil Simon.

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes- Art is knowing which ones to keep." Scott Adams.

"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance." Dave Barry.

"Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to." Jamie Lee Curtis

"I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s." Eddie Murphey.

"Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other." Denise Klahn.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault." Henry Kissinger

"Directing is really exciting. It's more fun to be the painter then the paint." Goerge Clooney

"A bookstore is one of the only peices of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld.

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us get up and go to work." Chuck Close.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns

Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.-Jim Rohn

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.-Dennis Miller

after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: after a pause I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off
Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: Preparing to leave Come, Patsy.
King Arthur and Patsy ride off
Black Knight: calling after King Arthur Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail (best movie ever!!)

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Catfight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle)

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The bunny wants to achieve world domination. Help him by joining the dark side. He has ice cream.

That's it for me. There isin't much to me, and when I finish writing my stories, I will let the world know that they are on Fanfiction.com :) WWWHHHOOOOO!!!!