HI!

My name is Danny (gets knocked out by ninja) Eh... where am I? Eh... whatever.

Here are somethings you should know about me!

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter(duh), Inheritance(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr), His Dark Materials, Leven Thumps, Chronicles of Narnia(still need to finish), Septimus Heap, Alex Rider, The City of Ember, FullMetal Alchemist, Airman, and The Gatekeepers (Power of Five in England I think...)

Awesome Authors: Eoin Colfer (BEST AUTHOR EVER), Michael Scott, (Writing the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel), JK Rowling (Nuff said), and well, that's all I got.

Favorite Bands: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Foo Fighters

ALL TIME FAVORITE SONG:Welcome to the Black Parade- MCR

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Brother Bear, Eragon, A Goofy Movie, and The Golden Compass

Favorite Games: Super Smash bros. Brawl( I have a Wii MUHAHAHA), Star Wars, Harry Potter, Sly Cooper, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Guitar Hero, and Rock Band (I want Rock Band soooo much)

Favorite Characters: Harry Potter: Harry, Ron, Dumbledore, Voldy, and Ginny

Artemis Fowl: Arty, Holly, Foaly, and Root

HDM: Lyra (/drools), Will, everyone else

Random Shit About ME! I am bi, own an iPod, Wii, and XBox 360 (Arcade), LOVES READING WITH A PASSION, can listen to The Black Parade (Album) ALL DAY LONG, does like yaoi and yuri, wants to own a library someday. That's about it for now...

COPY/PASTE Section

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull," or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you used to love Danny Phantom but now hate him because it's obvious the rest of season 3 is never going to show, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever fallen on your butt and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Isn't it funny that an emo can be quiet all through the week, but gets more crap from everyone than the girl who sleeps around, or the girl who ruins everybody else's life?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking and smoking, but the minute someone mentions cutting you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING.

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life?

Without knowing her situation with her friends,

or her family,

or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING.

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH,

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES AND HAIR.

IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT.

IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.

IT'S KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND GIVING THEM A SECOND CHANCE AS 'FRIENDS'

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE,

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF DODGING RUMORS, AND AVOIDING FIGHTS.

KEEP ON LAUGHING.

I beg of you, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SUPPORT THIS!!

QUOTES

Your kupo... in the second definition!-my friend who is obsessed with FFIX... really obsessed

(After falling out of Chair of Evil) I'm okay.-me... happens a lot... okay everyday

My favorite word starts with "f" and ends in "uck," what is it? FIRETRUCK!-me telling a joke

Your chalmo!-this ANNOYING kid in my class last year ... pisses me off

What the deuce?-Stewie from Family Guy

Here they come marching down the street-BEST LINE FROM HOMECOMING (Green Day)

MoRe To CoMe SoOn... Or WhEn I aM bOrEd

ONLY IN AMERICA...

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE...(I stole this from RockCityRoadStar, and the "Chaos" on her page above the copy/paste section is ME! YAY! XD)

EVER WONDER where we are headed...?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why you have to click on 'Start' to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
'Serving suggestion: Defrost'.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.
(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Pairings I will write or might:

Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly, Trouble/Holly (yeah I know, but i was reading a fic and it made SENSE, but it is still kinda random) and Arty/Minerva/Holly (love TRIANGLE, /shudder, you people are sick)

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Luna(don't ask...), Remus/Tonks, and Ginny/Draco(heehee, sick mind)

Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Kiari, Roxas/Namine, Riku/Yuffie(yep, its weird), Riku/OC, Sora/Tifa(Read "Kicked in the Keys" by ExistenceIsFutile23) and SOME Axel/Roxas

His Dark Materials: Lyra/Will (I fucking HATE PHILIP PULLMAN SO MUCH, YOU MADE ME CRY) , Asriel/Marisa, and Coram/Serifina

Inheritance: Eragon/Arya(I hate you Paolini for not using this pairing), Eragon/Murtagh(Obviously AU, cuz that'd be weird)

Pairing I support:

Artemis Fowl: Holly/Root, Juliet/Trouble(IDK how that started), and Mulch/Holly

Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku, Sora/OC, Roxas/Kiari, Sora/Namine, and Riku/Namine

HDM: Lyra/Roger

Inheritance: Eragon/Nasuada, Arya/Murtagh

Pairings that SUCK!:

Artemis Fowl: Arty/Minerva (GAGS! I hate you Colfer!) Arty/OC (Holly! Holly!), Holly/Butler, and Arty/Butler (GAGS, VOMITS, AND DIES IN HELL)

Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Anyone who isn't Riku, Kiari, Tifa, or Namine, Roxas/Anyone who isn't Kiari, Axel, or Namine, Riku/Anyone who isn't Sora, an OC, Yuffie, or Namine

HDM: Lyra/Anyone who isn't Will or Roger

Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius(They were effing straight people, get it through your heads) ANYONE/OC (everyone got paired up, get over it) and Crossover Pairings (like Arty/Harry or anything like that)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! I finally got Open office on my COMP! YA!

And I got the Gnomish font from the Artemis Fowl Confidential sight! MORE YAYs!