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HEY welcome to my not so awesome channel (=D)

yeah i have this and a bunch of other accounts like on 'youtube' thts the only place i have fanfics for now so much more easier for me to make a vid/fanfic then find out how to post a fanfic on 'fanfiction.net' or 'deviantart' but yeah soon since its summer i'll find out & post different and fanfics tht r more me on thoughs accounts (^^")

but yeah if you wanna check my cra- imean fanfics on youtube my account is under the name of xanimegirlxx808 [youtube](xD)

though i highly doubt you'll go read them im not good at this thing called 'planning' and 'being-on-time' with my fanfics i usually just wing them while im on 'wmm' (^^")

well yeah ... what else...

age: 13

D.O.B: 7 November

hair color: Dark DARK brown you could say it's black (older ppl say my hair reminds them of the french lady from 'The Adams Family' the dark color anyway) (^^")

State: Hawaii 808 All Day!

Address: 808 non of ur beeswaax Stalker!

one of my ULTIMATE FAV fanfics that actually made me wanna make an account was a fanfic called "Downpour" by NyappyCaramelCloudcheck it out i highly recommend it! if ur a SasuSaku fan! (,

well i'll write more when i have time & im not dying to read a fanfic byez!

I BELEIVE IN GOD!copy/past this if you're not ashamed to admit it.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost it.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can raed tihs wtihuot a pobrlem, cpoy and psate tihs to yuor porflie.

Amzanig huh?


If you believe that SasuSaku is the only way to go, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you believe that Sasuke and Sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile


Reasons To Join The Dark Side

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

9. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on JAPAN, MEXICO, ITALY, U.K., AND FRANCE! so IT IS MINE! sorry peoples...


20 ways to spend in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)


This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...
1. You head to the library every second day to find another manga
2. You listen in on people's conversations to see if they speak of anime
3. You accidentally swore in japanese and everyone asked you what the hell you were saying
4. You heard that a new episode of an anime is coming out and put off everything including your daily shower to watch it
5. You sneak downstairs at midnight while your parents are asleep and turn on the computer to watch anime
6. If your computer broke down while you were watching anime, you might cry
7. You can't stand it when people ask you why you're so obsessed with anime when you haven't even gotten STARTED on your list
8. You spend your time filling up your hard drive with anime icons, pictures and little random things
9. You spent your month's allowance on the newest anime video games
10. You learn how to speak and read japanese JUST so that you could get that new dating sim
11. You felt the desire to learn everything you saw in an anime
12. You were watching Naruto and actually tried to summon some chakra, hand seals and all
13. You got an account somewhere and wrote Fanfiction 14. You refuse to join forums that even go first name, last name
15. You watched Lucky Star and totally related to Konata
16. You met someone else who watches anime and thought they were your ideal partner for life
17. You check back daily on your favorite sites just in case someone put out another few words for you
18. You want to change your name to something japanese to fit in with the anime characters
19. You fantasize about a few characters and have even considered looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend who looks like one
20. You read this entire list and agreed with over half of these scenarios
21. You watched Prince of Tennis, then took tennis lessons and tried to do one of the moves.
BONUS:You knew what an Anime Otaku was before taking the test, already knowing you were one, but wanted to see anyway(+5)
Scores:
1-5 = Ehh...I like my anime but not that much
5-10 = I'm an okay fan...but I'm not going to do anything
10-15 = Getting a little desperate here...I want some more anime.
15-20 = GIVE ME THE ANIME NOW!
over 20 = So obsessed you might break into your neighbor's house for something anime-related


Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS and GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FRIENDS: Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit


7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

I have family, that is true. I love most of them, except the few people that I despise. For they laugh at me and insult me because I have less and act different. Well, you know what? It hurts. It hurts so bad that it sometimes lead to tears. But what can I do? I just suck it up and act like I'm fine. Because family is not suppose to hurt family.

At school, I am a nobody... maybe except a nerd. I say I love being a nerd and it is wonderful, but do you know how much I want to climb across the fence and lay in those greener grass? I always tell others that I appreciate what I have and I know my limits. But I never stay true to those words. Everyone wants more! Everyone are greedy, its just between a lot or a little bit. I always find myself hiding in a corner. Admiring each and everyone. Some say I don't give myself enough credit, but I know for a fact that I already maxed out my extra credits.

Sure... I don't seem to mind anything. And I'm always there to say sorry, comfort and listen to your problems. I also help with homework and projects, but read this. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TAKING CREDIT FOR MY WORK, GETTING REWARDS FROM MY HARD WORK, TAKING WHAT SHOULD BE MINE!! I'm really tired... so sick of what the world wants to take... not what it wants to give. I'm tired... I don't how to hold on anymore. I want to cry, but my tears will destroy the keyboard(a small sense of humor) I want to hurt myself, I want to blame myself for being so weak.

I want someone to listen to me like the way I listen to others. I want someone to give me a hug, tell me a joke and comfort me. I want someone fair to help me through the hard times. But most importantly, I need someone to appreciate me for who I'm. I sometimes feel like I'm living a lie.

I always seem so happy, so hyper, so ready at everything that are thrown at me... but those are just beautiful lies that cover the shame inside. I'm a cold-hearted animal that lives in a frozen world that only have nothing except that wilted red tulip that lights me way. I am emo... but I won't hurt myself...yet... I wear a beautiful mask that hides a monster's face underneath. But I can't change who I am. Can I? I don't know... I need someone to help... to pull me away from darkness...


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Reflection by bittersweet silent truths reviews
In which Naruto recalls their first time. Naruto x Sakura. Pure Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday Surprise by PaigeyD93 reviews
After a drunken confession to her two best friends, Sakura finds them more than willing to act out her most intimate fantasy. This just might end up being Sakura's favourite birthday present, ever! Shisui/Sakura/Itachi threesome. Warnings inside, R&R Please! RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
He must be something special by merinxD reviews
Sakura is left on her own after the war and she needs to find a job. Luckily for her she has a rich benefactor looking out for her. Most call him the Earl of Lytton, but his name is Sasuke Uchiha, and he has plans. / Downton Abbey Au, or early 19th Century period AU romance. Set in England post WWI. / oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Ex-Valentine's Day by Furiyan reviews
Jack and Elsa are sophomores in college, and they both dislike Valentine's Day for different reasons. Yet, fate seems to have other ideas when it brings the two disillusioned twenty-one year old students together. Rated M for swearing, adult themes, and more smut than a...smut factory. When life gives me lemons, I stick 'em in this oneshot.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
The umbrella by arily137 reviews
-one shot- Oh what a strange creature she was, laughing and jumping in the rain while I stood under my black umbrella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Afternoon Delight by TheMadKatter13 reviews
Naruto had heard pregnant women get horny but it never really mattered until he started being able to reap the benefits himself. CU Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Common cold by Icy-Blue22 reviews
Noun; usually causes a runny nose, nasal congestion, and sneezing. You may also have a sore throat, cough, headache, or other symptoms. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stir-fry Salutations by Fala-Li reviews
Kiba/Saku one-shot. Sakura is cooking dinner when an unexpected guest pops in. Beware of the fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Heated by Jade Eyed reviews
GaaSaku - "You know what, Gaara?" "What?" "You can go screw yourself because you have officially become a royal pain in my ass." Lemony one shot! Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Duty by Akitsuki Akira reviews
Mikoto could never have chosen a more perfect daughter-in-law. {Day Eighteen of SasuSaku Month}
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Enchantment by BrownEyedHusky reviews
"Absolutely not!" Madara yelled. "They're not even engaged yet! Sasuke and Sakura-chan cannot live together! We're the respectable and the traditional Uchiha, damn it!" ...And this was coming from the man who just planned on kidnapping Sakura for himself, Izuna thought.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
White Tulips by WhiteTulipsFreshScares reviews
Sasuke plays catch up in a game already won.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Sakura by BrownEyedHusky reviews
Let the shipping war begin. Starting with Mommy Mikoto v. Mommy Kushina. [Team Kakashi] [Team Yondaime] [Team Sandaime] [ChibiSaku x Many hints]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
ABC's of Life by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is known for many things. Her favorite is the jealous Sasuke mode. But this new found source of jealousy tops everything-with sprinkles and cherry on top. [sasusaku] [fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
So What If You Catch Me? by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
Sakura who has resorted to refusing dates gets begged by Naruto to come with him on his first date with Hinata so that way she can distract Neji from bothering them. Who would have thought that something she thought was a nuisance would turn into love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,166 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Vibrant Pink Hair by narutoluv323 reviews
"You need to know that without you I slowly fall apart." A pome from Sasuke's POV. Reviews are greatly wanted! Enjoy :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the perks of public transportation by Vampirette Knight reviews
Sasusaku. AU. It wasn't like I was late for work on purpose every day just so that I could see him. Well, maybe it was.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lime Green Bike by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
With a tangle of teenage bodies and one large lime green mountain bike, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno meet for the first time. Rated T for language and implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clemency by PennedTwice reviews
AU. Itachi/Sakura/Sasuke. When she kissed him, she tasted the coppery tang of his brother's lips. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rokudaime Hokage: Uchiha Sasuke by Kaylee16 reviews
Being Hokage - to snag the very core of Naruto's dream is not a walk in the park, as Uchiha Sasuke soon realizes. And his ever aggressive pink-headed teammate is determined to find out what other secrets he is trying so deperately to keep. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,600 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sin Has Left a Crimson Stain by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
The girl laying dead in the snow before him was the only one he had ever considered going back to Konoha for. Sure, going back to kick Naruto's *** with Kakashi watching had been appealing, but that wasn't his main driving force. It was her. It was always her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Judas by TheAttentionJustEncouragesHer reviews
Songfic. Sakura, practically worshipped for her good qualities by the village once looking down on her, has a secret that's almost caught up to her. Naruto SakuraSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breast Exam by Mizuki San reviews
I'm forced against my will to have a breast exam for any sort of cancer. What's worse is that I have a very attractive doctor doing the check up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Returning by OctobersAutumn reviews
"She was the barely living contradiction to the seemingly peacful scenery. Bathed in blood her clothes were strained and bruises covered every part of her violated body." Madara injures Sakura badly. Which side will Sasuke take?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It'll hurt less by POP-BubbleGum-POP reviews
'If you feel that you're falling in love... Fall off a bridge instead. It'll hurt less'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A reason to live by usuimisa4evafta reviews
Sakura and Sai go shopping together and as always Sai manages to get on her bad side. What happens when Sai wants to get closer to Sakura but realizes he feels something more for her? Taking what he learned from Kakashi he puts it into play. Rated M Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Images And Imperfections by danielie reviews
Sasuke smirked. "She'll be for fangirl-exterminating purposes only." Unexpectedly, he fell in love... and she found out about his plan. AU, mainly SasuSaku, with NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,411 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Getting To Know Each Other by Hyperactive Sugar Freak reviews
Danzo has given team 7 a mission to live together, and although Sasuke and Sakura aren't too fond of the idea of living together, things take a turn for the... better, or worst? They learn a LOT about each other...that's a good thing...right? Heavy Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunited by Queen-Suriya reviews
6 years after Sasuke left with Orochimaru, Sakura finally sees him again, on his terms, that just happens to be her naked and tied to a bed! Lemonyness. Oneshot. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cold Jealousy by caithzadz reviews
Sai didn't know how it happened. Why was he jealous of a freakin' ice cream cone! SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Midwifery by scribbles of madness reviews
There is only one thing that frazzles an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Reason Behind Sasuke's Username by scribbledandscrawled reviews
sasuketheIDIOT has logged in... rameeenking101: teme, i like your new username. :D why change?...sasuketheIDIOT: it’s sakura’s fault...rameenking101: o.O... SasuSaku OneShot. :D enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hole In The Bathroom Ceiling by x-ticklemeblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are playing catch outside Sakura's house. She was taking a bath when a hard thing fell on her. What was that thing? Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Things by mollycoddle reviews
Ten Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him...sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Winter by The Bloody Huntress reviews
Sakura faces a broken relationship with her boyfriend Sasuke. This story is fluffy and sad at the same time as the tale spins telling the sad truth about the end of Sakura and Sasuke's relationship and their future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In love with a VAMPIRE by NaiveLittlePrincess reviews
Sakura's life takes a new turn when a new mysterious boy enters in her life/a different VAMPFIC/sasusaku/read it&if u like it review...otherwise no bad comments
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shattered by themissmary reviews
Can i…touch your neck?" He asked her She was surprised, she didn't expected him to ask her something like that. "Sure." She said as she put her hair in the other side of her head.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning madness by electric element reviews
Sakura is in her office when she has two unexpected visitors. A certain Uchiha is ill and she has to examine him. Where will this examination lead to? Sasusaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overprotective by MinuitSoleil1313 reviews
Sakura invites Naruto and Sasuke over for dinner. They have a certain...misunderstanding with Kakashi. SasuSaku and Team 7 friendship.XD R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
CrissCross by peaceful abyss reviews
She, a trained spy. He, a wealthy businessman. A mission intertwines the two, and a greater evil waits ahead for them. Could they set aside their differences and grow a bond? Or will their lives just criss-cross? sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick A Card by Scarlet Hour reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a talk about marriage and Sasuke's issues. SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Normal Day? by Hshehnsbd reviews
It was supposed to be just a normal day. But is being kissed by Sasuke Uchiha against the lockers in front of everyone a normal day?...Ummm, I'm not so sure... SasuSaku oneshot Based on a scene from Bring It On: Fight To The Finish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Ink by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sai has developed a special type of Ink for Sakura and waits for the most opportune time to test it out on his unsuspecting lover. This is complete, however I've developed a fondness for this little world so don't be surprised to see additional stories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Affirmation of Life: Sai and Sakura by TheSlashBunny reviews
She honestly hadn’t thought that his skin could get any paler than it usually was. She’d been terribly wrong. And yet he was so much more colorful than he usually was. His paper-colored skin was stained blue and purple and, worst of all, red.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
10 Signs You're Falling In Love by levi-nii-san reviews
"Sooooo," she teased. "Who is it? Who's the lucky girl to help you restore your clan?" The young man's eyes went wide. [SasuSaku] Oneshot. REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
the 'happy' Uchiha household by evilbadgal16 reviews
Uchiha Kosuke broke his mother's precious painting... who's brave enough to face the wrath of Uchiha Sakura, one of the most scariest woman in the fire country? why just ask help from the youngest brother! slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love To Keep by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
/Sequel to Friends To Keep\ "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "don't lie." /Izuna/Sakura. FLUFF. \
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Izuna U., Sakura H. - Complete
Japanese words by Nintai-Tenshi reviews
Haha so i kinda missed up and put the wrong thing up before. This is just some Japanese words. LOL
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja Seduction by lavenderkunoichi reviews
Saku/Sasu Lemon, Yes I back with Sasuke and Sakura! Hooray! Sasuke catches Sakura in one of her most private moments. Rated M for Lemons! Review if you think it's next chapter worthy! Please and Thank You. Chapter 4 Added.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Downpour by NyappyCaramelCloud reviews
He found her in the rain. Twice. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,608 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spank Me by Castalyne reviews
Prompt: This anon requests a Sai/Sakura where Sai dominates Sakura, please add spanking and him over-powering her. Can either be con or non con whichever the author prefers. Edited from the original that I did for the Naruto Meme Kink Meme
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Great Day For Rain by Akirasan215 reviews
Sai is going home after a long mission to Sakura only to find she has plans of her own! Why sakura and Sai love rainy days!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Laughing With a Mouthful of Blood by eosdawnaurora reviews
Sakura seldom kissed Sai without tasting blood. PWP Lemon. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Not Your Average Fictional Character by i.want.my.money.back reviews
Because he doesn't care and says he can sell a hundred, no, a thousand more silver Volvos than that Cullen can do in a week. Sasuke's P.O.V.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Rings and Kisses by Castalyne reviews
Sai gets pierced, Sakura likes it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Serendipity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. She had been a 5 on the scale for too long: not pretty, not ugly, just Sakura. That was, until Kiba strolled into her life and proclaimed her a 10. But what’s the price to pay for beauty, and is it worth it? Sakura's not so sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Staring by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Sai stares, seeing Sakura's secret sexual sensations. Sakura-centric, Sai/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/11/2009 - [Sai, Sakura H.] - Complete
Teach Me by The Cat's Paw reviews
Sakura gives Sai some pointers so he can pick up a girl, and falls for him along the way. Rated M for lemons. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/10/2009 - [Sakura H., Sai] - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight Stroll by Lissa.chann reviews
I took a walk right? Then next thing I know I'm on your doorstep and then I'm in your bed moaning.Crazy right? saixsaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl In The Passenger's Seat by i.want.my.money.back reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been together for 6 years, since high school. But Sasuke never really said what she means to him, nor shows how much he cares. When they go on a road trip, will Sakura finally hear those words? And how? Oneshot, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
With A Stroke Of His Brush by Solstice19 reviews
She decided she would save his life and at the same time give him the emotions he had no control of bottling up. So she became his canvas, and he became her first. SaiSaku Rated M for language, and strong sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Before it's too late by o.O Kumiko O.o reviews
Something is up with Sakura and Sasuke wants to know what it is. But will the secret Sakura tries hide destroy her relationship with Sasuke and her friends or can Sasuke and the gang do something to help Sakura with her problem before it’s too late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,479 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Cherries on Top by Pinboo reviews
While making cake for Naruto's birthday, Sai and Sakura didn't only share a night of insults. Warning: beware of the rating... Saisaku lemon. ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness: Sasuke's only reason in following Sakura is for her protection because she has been getting a lot of attention from boys. It's not like he cares and it's not like he's jealous. Nope. So what if he wants to bash any guy's skull in who comes near her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blushing Bride by QuasiAngel reviews
Tired of being alone in her fiancé's house, Sakura takes to the woods and stumbles over an injured man. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Just One Day by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku sweetness] Sakura exchanges bodies with Sasuke for the day to save him with... many unexpected results. But then again, what could happen in just one day? [v. slight NaruHina, InoShika]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete