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SOO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATE ANY OF MY STORIES FOR A LONG TIME...!!

BUT MY LAPTOP IS GOING TO BE CONFISCATED SO I PROBABLY WON'T HAVE TIME TO CONTINUE WRITING EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL UPDATES :'(

ABOUT ME:

Name- S. Walls

Age- 16 years old

Country- U.S.A

Favorite Book(s)- TWILIGHT SERIES

Favorite Author- Stephenie Meyer

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

Twlilight Obssessions:

If you're obsessed with Twilight copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot... Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen, although that would be super cool), copy this into your profile. (yay! I'm almost 17! Time to move to Forks and find my Edward Cullen!)

If you're a proud stalker, and a love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional Character, (cough cough, Edward Cullen!), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, I am a addict...)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, but it IS downright hilarious, copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Edward Cullen!! Why did you have to pick Bella?)

If you constantly have 'I love Edward Cullen' rants, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish you were Bella Swan, copy and paste this into your profile (so fictional characters get ALL the luck)

If you don't hate Jacob Black (like everyone else seems to), copy and paste this into your profile. (I feel so sorry for him...but i still believe in edward x bella)

If you have stayed up half the night reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fanfiction Obssessions:

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you HAVE to go on fanfiction at least once a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

About me?

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feet ball? Milk doesn't taste good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you are weired, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Haha

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

Disclaimer: The characters/ideas in my stories all don't belong to me. It belongs to the glorious Stephenie Meyer.