Life isn't easy when you're an immortal creature of myth, but Alfred F. Jones has been doing it for 251 years. Then, while visiting London, he runs into a human who throws him for a loop-Arthur Kirkland, the first person to ever resist Alfred's charms. Instead of forgetting about Arthur, Alfred becomes determined to win the Brit's heart. Rated: MA Birthday present for Foofie88

"You are so many things, Nihon-koku, but what do you want to be?" He gave many things for power, and he has no regrets, because nothing will erase the pain dealt, and nothing will wash away the blood staining his hands. (But those moments, enshrouded in the forgotten corners of a time long past and never to return, he remembers.) Japan-centric. Time frame: Japan's childhood to WW2.

In a world ravaged by a widespread disease, looking scarred and twisted has become the societal norm. A certain few, however, survived the disease, due to some genetic mutation, as beautiful, flawless individuals. Instead of becoming leaders, they are now no better than property; coveted by anyone who's anyone and available for sale. GerIta, FrUK, SpaMano, and PruCan.

Feliciano is a peasant boy who dreams of a better life. When he asks for a rose as a gift from his brother, Lovino winds up in the hands of a hideous beast. What happens when Feliciano volunteers to take his place? It's a tale as old as time reimagined with Germany as the beast and North Italy as the beauty who will set him free. GerIta with a side of FrUK.

Written but posted like three hours too late for the 4th of July, may I present to you a story with an uncreative title that takes the place of a nonexistent summary. Happy birthday, my beautiful country! (No pairings but some pairings can be interpreted, rated T for Romano and some jokes that all teenagers know of)

"I Heart You" Alfred wouldn't call himself a "programmer", but by a bit of luck, some serious skills, and a lot of help, he's accidentally created one of the world's first truly sentient Artificial Intelligence programs ever- and he's madly in love with it.

Samantha gets a job at a storage place to pay for college, but little does she know the storage is deadly.

"We're going to bring in a volunteer. He'll have to answer 30 questions that we're going to ask him. Every time he answers a question wrong, you'll press this button here to administer an electric shock. Understand?" "Yes, I do." "Good. You can come in now." "Oh, Luddy! Hello!"

"Sugar and spice and everything nice.." That perfectly describes Oliver Kirkland, second player to Arthur Kirkland. What happens when little Liechtenstein is captured by Oliver Kirkland and Roland Edelstein (2p Austria)? Read to find out! Disclamer: I do not own Hetalia. Or any of the characters besides one OC. Rated T for potential torture. [OLD FIC- DO NOT READ]

A short one-shot about how Italy thinks anything with 'pasta' in the title is automatically about pasta! Even if it has a bloody man on the cover and has the word "creepy" before it... [OLD FIC- DO NOT READ]

Ivan is the owner of a tentacle pet who happens to be very friendly. (Sorry wow dumb summary... this is just a drabble)

The micronations are stuck at Englands house, and sure that there are aliens after them.

from the kink meme. Contains tentacles. And Russia.