LocoLlamaLoverhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs. Hiiiii!! I'm Emmett and I LOVE LLAMAS! My wife Rosalie thinks llama's are stupid but what does she know? Common! Llama's are AWSOME!! Their name is even spelled with two L's!! Yeah... soo... I asked my brother Edward and he said crazy in spanish is loco so I'm a crazy llama lover so that why I'm called LocoLlamaLover!! Yay!! Why I, Emmett Cullen, love llamas!! Llamas are cool, LIKE ME!!Llamas are awesome, LIKE ME!!Llamas are the sex, LIKE ME!!I love Llamas, LIKE I LOVE ME!!Llama is spelled with two L’s… unlike me :( HAHA! THEN I'D BE LLEMMETT!I can’t think of any more and I gotz to go hunting with my brother Jasper so…..BYES! |
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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
My Favorite Song! reviews
If you love me you'll read this!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete