Hi Its me Lauren. I write stories, but there not at all good. I'll keep writing untill u guys say they stink... then I will stop that story and start a new one!!.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm or once was BLONDE , so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too ( i always wanted a gay friend but i don't have any)

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I support MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be below the age of 9

I DON'T LIKE SELENA GOMEZ, so I MUST be JEALOUS

Put Your iPod Shuffle & Copy Down the Song

~(NO CHEATING!)~

Opening Credits: Poker Face By: Lady Gaga

Waking up: Glory to God by: Linda Biery

First Day of School: Over I by: Ashley Tisdale (hmmm...)

Falling in Love: The Bare Necessities by: Phile Harris & Bruce Reithman (that song isn't lovey-dovey AT ALL)

Fighting: Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care by: Relient K (A 11 second song.. short fight!)

Breaking up: Should've Said No (LIVE) by: Jonas Brothers & Taylor Swift

Driving: He said, She said by: Ashley Tisdale

FlAsHbAcK: Looking Through Your Eyes by: Various Artists

Mental Breakdown: Dance Hall Drug by: Boys Like Girls

Getting Back Together: Everything I Said by: Sugarcoat

Wedding: Holiday by: Boys Like Girls

Birth of a Child: Tonight by: Jona Brothers (hehe)

FINAL BATTLE!: Idk the artist or the REAL name, but the lyrics say " We Used To" alot!!

Death Scene: Dead or Alive by: Bon Jovie (that was good!)

Funeral: Shelf by: Jonas Brothers

Final Credits: Good Riddance by: Green Day

What would you say about your boyfriend?
Second Chance- Shinedown

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Shot Through the Heart- Bon Jovi...

3. Your teacher is ...
1,2,3,4,- Plain White T's

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Face Down- RJA

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
Plead the Fifth- Relient K

8. How do you feel right now?
Natural Disaster- Plain White T's

9. What's on your bedside table right now?

One Of The Guys- Kellie Pickler(hmmm...)

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Big,Blonde, and Beautiful- Queen Latifah

11. When you open your wardobe you see...
Heavy Wait- Sugarcoat

12. What did you say after your last attened concert?
Lovebug- Jonas Brothers

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would what would it be called?
Carzy For This Girl- Evan and Jaron

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
The Most Excellent Way- Linda Biery

15. Your life's theme song?
Tell me Why- Taylor Swift

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Jesus Take The Wheel- Carrie Underwood

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what woould your last words be?
I'm Gonna Make You Love Me- Play Feat. Chris Trousdale

18.Your motto is...

Ain't No Moutain High Enough- Play

19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
One Of the Boys- Katy Perry

20. What did you dream about tonight?

On MY OWn- Les Miserables Original Louden Cast

Name: Laur

Age: You will NEVER know!!

Favorite Book: Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, anything by Mary Higgens Clarke, Define Normal

Favorite Movie: Eagle Eye, Napolean Dynamite, Nick and Norahs Infinate Play List, Harry Potter 3 and 4, Disney movies :)

Favorite TV Shows: Wipeout, Whose Wedding Is It Anyway, CSI, the :Dish, SPONGEBOB

Favorite Singers: Taylor Swift, Linda Beirey, Evanescene

Favorite Bands: Jona Brothers, Negative Space, Sugarcoat, Lostprophets, Shinedown, 116 Clique

Favorite Ships:

Harry Potter: HG/R, H/G, HG/D

Maximum Ride: M/F

Twilight: B/J

Fav Songs:

Change: Taylor Swift

Mary's Song: Taylor Swift

Hey Steven: Taylor Swift

You Belong With Me: Taylor Swift

Stay Beautiful: Taylor Swift

The Way I Love You: Taylor Swift

Teardrops on My Guitar: Taylor Swift

Your Not Sorry: Taylor Swift

Poker Face: Lady Gaga

Who's That Girl: Hilary Duff

Looking Through Your Eyes: Various Artists

Don't Trust Me: 3OH!3

Just Friends: Jonas Brothers

I'm A Bitch: Meredith Brooks

On My Own: Les Miserables

Video Girl: Jonas Brothers

Note to God: Charice

Thinking Of You : Katy Perry

I Won't Say I'm In Love : Various Artisits

Lyrics I LOVE:

You told me theres tons of fish in the water, so the waters I will test - Katy Perry "Thinking of You"

Oh won't you walk through And bust in the door and Take me away- Katy Perry "Thinking Of You"

With you'd I'd dance, In a storm in my best dress, FEARLESS- Taylor Swift "Fearless"

Black Dress, With the Tights Underneath- 3OH!3 "Don't Trust Me"

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, shes the cheer captin and I'm on the bleachers, dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find that what your looking for has been here the whole time- Taylor Swift "You Belong With Me"

I take a step back, and let you go. I tell you I'm not bullet proof, now you know! - Taylor Swift "Tell Me Why"

Screaminn, fightin, and kissin in the rain, and it's two a.m. and I'm cursing your name- Taylor Swift "The Way I Love You"

Seems the only one that doesn't see your beauty is the face in the mirror looking back at you- Taylor Swift "Tied Together With A Smile"

In the rain, the pavement shines like silver- Les Miserables Original London Cast "On My Own"

I wana break the mold, I wana break the stereotype! Fist in the air, I'm not going down without a fight!- Katy Perry "Fingerprints"

The way you look at me, Is kinda like a sister. Your highfives, your good byes; And it leaves me nothing but blisters. So I don't wanna be one of the boys, one of your guys, Just give me a chance to prove you tonight. That I just wana be one of the girls, Pretty in Pearls, and not one of the boys. - Katy Perry "One of the Boys"

QUOTES:

"I made another one of my famous snap desicisions, the kind tha everyone remebers later for being either the stupidest, dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seem to hear more of the first kind. Thats Gratitude for you." - Maximum Ride James Patterson

"F is for FRIENDS who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and ANYTHIME at all down here in the deep blue sea!" - Spongebob

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?" - Yoda!

"Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all do." - Hermione Granger JK Rowling

"Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, It's love. He doesn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark" - Albus Dumbledore JK Rowling

"I can't imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh" Bella Swan Stephanie Myer

Why are you worth saving?' 'Other than my fashion sence, i play a mean harmonica!' " - Fang James Patterson

"I feel as if I'm in a room screaming and no one even looks up." - Rose Titanic

Astrid says things are ripenig at weird times,' Sam said. 'Not normal.' 'As Quinn likes to say, We're a long way from normal,' Edilio said. - Sam, Edillo (best name ever) and Quinn from "HUNGER" Micheal Grant

STUPID TEST!!Bold apply to me!

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (r u kidding? All the time!)

You have run into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

You just tried to sing them.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

You just looked at it.

Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire (the grass 4th of July!)

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You’ve fallen asleep in class

If someone says “fart” you laugh.

You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking (NO COMMENT!)

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

You use your fingers to do simple math. (sometimes)

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you

You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

You have fallen out of your chair before

When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total - 20... .that doesn't mean I'm THAT stupid////