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Nicknames: Z, Zstar, Izzy, Lizzy(i have no idea how or why), Zeenie, Italy, China, Deidara, Axel(- u - ;;;;), Bakura, Pride, L, Mello.

Age: Oh, I'd bet you'd like to know that, wouldn't you? Pervs.

Current Fan Of: Hetalia, the Akatsuki (golden years, baby!), Death Note, OHSHC, FMA, Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Wonderful Wonder World, Vampire Knight, Baccano!(AW HELL YEAH), Professor Layton, Maximum Ride, Case Closed, Kingdom Hearts(oh Jashin how did I almost forget my darlin' Orgy. XD), YGOTAS, DBZAbridged, etc. Only writing Hetalia fanfics at the moment, but I've got Akatsuki fics that have been in the works for, liek, years.

Music: System of a Down, Queen, Coldplay, Panic! at the Disco, MSI, Lady Gaga, Muse, Styx(orz), the Hetalia character themes.

Favorite Foods: Sushi, PASTA~!, pizza, cannoli, tiramisu, barbequed eel, squid (howd'youlikemenowPaultheOctopusI'mcomingforyounextcuzofwhatyoudidtoGermanyduringtheWorldCupsemisrawrrrrrrrr:U)

Favorite non-anime shows: House MD, Mythbusters, Ghost Adventures, Wipeout, Hell's Kitchen, Chowder, Adventure Time...and I'm a sucker for old episodes of Spongebob.

(Current) Favorite Book: The Ultimate Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Hobbies: Reading, writing, roleplaying, acting, singing, tennis, playing video games, etc. etc. *insert things an otaku does here*

~I have named both of my cats after members of Organization XIII...Xiggy and Marly. *shot'd*

~/_ 1$ $U//23/\/\3 /\/008-(/2U$)-(!/\/6 3P1C \/\/1/\//\/3/2 0/= 73)-( U/\/!\/3/2$3. No matter what Kira tries to pollute our minds with. =P

~I have multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia. The doctors just haven't diagnosed me yet. XDDDDDDDD

~If you tell me that something is British, I will beg for it to have my babies. ANGLOPHILIA IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY AWAY OR IT WILL GET TO YOU TOO.

~I am proud to be half-Iranian and half-Italian! BEST COMBO EVAR, LOLOLOL.

~ i r pyromaniac, derp derp! 0 u 0

On the subject of PAIRINGS:

~My crossover OTP is Prussia/Hidan. DON' BE HATIN'.

~YGOTAS is my only excuse for Thiefshipping. I don't even think I liked Marik when I was eight...I was too busy crushing on Joey, otl.

~I ship 98% of Hetalia couples. Not picky in the LEAST. :D So give me your requests; if I can write it, I'll fill it.

~There ARE, however, mainstream pairings that I despise. I do not like SasoDei. I do not like Light/L (or L/Light, for that matter). I am strictly against Fullmetal Alchemist yaoi as a rule. Accept it and move forward.

~As far as Orgy XIII goes, I ship both AkuRoku AND Larxel, BigBrother!LexDem, XemSai, MarZeku, and I LURVE XigLux. Thank 2Foxxie4U on devART for most of those. X'3 But, like Hetalia, not really picky on my couples. I've always had a hard time finding a place for Vexen, tho, which is sad. :/

~My favorite het pairings are PrusHun, SwitzLiech, Jacuzzi/Nice, Larxel(as stated above), and Roy/Riza. I'm also a strong believer of EdWin (DEAL WIF IT.)

On FANFICS:

I'm still kind of a fledgling fanfic writer, since I've only finished two one-shots in the past...three years? :/ I'm a perfectionist. People say my writing style is really good, but it's always up to the readers. I am currently getting over my fear of writing smut! :DDD

CURRENT WIPs(which I will probably never finish, derp):

The Play From Hell: Akatsuki High School AU...oh yay. :D The spring production of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is in the works, and Hidan auditions hoping to hook up with the girl trying out for Juliet. He succeeds in getting the part of Romeo...but he wasn't counting on having to play opposite one of his best friends instead. Completely yaoi-free except that ONE kiss, starring victimofcircumstances!Hidan, crazyDramateacher!Pein, chickmagnet!Dei, justwantstobeleftaloneinhiswoodshop!Sasori, crossdressing!Tachi, and slightlyOOC!Kakuzu. And fangirls. Lots of fangirls.

Reform: KakuHidan, AU in medieval times! Hidan is a young, arrogant leader of a nation blinded by religious falcities. Kakuzu is part of the Resistance, sworn to defeat the corrupted monarchy and everything it stands for. When Kakuzu is captured, the prince gives him a choice: in exchange for remaining in the castle and swearing allegiance to him, the man may keep his life. An opportunity to end things once and for all has practically fallen into Kakuzu's lap, and he accepts. But as time wears on and he grows closer to Hidan, emotions become jumbled and his will to go through with his plan is fading...and to make matters worse, the Resistance is ready to start a civil war in order to get him back. (I still love the concept of this story, but I'm thinking I might need to go back and revise some of it to help it make more sense.)

Hetakatsuki(is what I'm calling it until I get a proper title...it may just stay Hetakatsuki) On a momentary lapse of reason, Germany sends Italy on a mission to gather intel on the location of the Allies' new quarters...but finds the Akatsuki base instead. What follows is pure and utter insanity. (Out of all of these, this one is the least likely to be finished. :/)

Not Quite Alice, Either(also tentative, but I like the way it sounds XD) Quite simply, Alice in Wonderland with Hetalia characters. Starring Shotalia as Alice, Japan as The White Rabbit, a naked France as The Hatter, England as the Red Queen, and Poland as the Cheshire Cat.

Currently Untitled England attempts to open a portal into another dimension, but it fails...or so he thinks. The next morning he wakes up to discover he's been turned into a woman. But he's sure that he can find a way to fix things up. That is, until he finds out there are problems elsewhere. Now he has to find a way to change himself back, while at the same time trying to break up a male and female Prussia AND get Belarus and Lithuania out of each other's heads...literally.

Current Plotbunnies/Oneshot WIPs:

-Pirate!FrUK oneshot

-OpiumAddict!China oneshot

-PoLiet oneshot

-Fluffy China/shota!Japan