Mr. Condescendinghide bio
The somewhat needed summery of an unneeded person follows: Current age: I can buy you cigarettes, but not alcohol. Sex: Male Location: Desert Shitty Non-Beach Part Of California. Occupation: Angsty Douche Teenager Paper Towns is my all time favorite book. John Green in general is my jam. I spend most of my time playing guitar and writing shitty songs, so if you have terrible poetry or songs in your work I'm probably going to dislike it even if it's quality overall. |
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Refuge by LiteraryLullaby reviews
When Miley ran away, Oliver expected to never see her again. He most certainly didn’t expect her to show up on his doorstep 367 days later. Now he must discover her terrible secret before it destroys her, and possibly him.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III, Hannah M./Miley S.
Downward Spiral by Stardust.Drmr reviews
Justin won the contest, yet Alex has magic again. Just as things settle down finally, Alex faces new trails. Justin is tested in ways he could've never studied for. And Max's girlfriend has secrets that could change everything. R&R
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
My Psychosis by qtkitten13 reviews
Justin found that magic couldn't mend a broken heart - or cure schizophrenia. Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008