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"Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and mostly a beautiful soul."
The #260 Rule Of A Lady

TheEternalBeauty

"Imperfection is Beauty,
Madness is Genuis,

and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutely boring."
-Marilyn Monroe

TheEternalBeauty is also known as Lucie. A 15 year old girl who enjoys her free time roaming around Fanfiction in an attempt to fix a smile on her face, since every minute leaves her either unhappy or just frustrated at the world for what humans have become. Throwing around rude remarks and insults at people who seem to be a bit more different than others, being different is good right? So why are we being so difficult and making other people's lives a living hell? She was taught right by her parents that treating people the way other people do was called being a bully because they drive victims to thoughts of depression, disorders and suicides. Do we really want to end people's lives who have so much potential? That is not a bully if we end a person's life, it called being a murderer.

She's been inspired by Fanfiction and author's who unintentionally raise awareness of this situations. She's read reviews where it changed people's lives, making them treat the world and their life differently than they did before. She wanted to make a change in the world through Fanfiction because like the others, she had no voice. But she can through her words and hopefully, her imagination, dreams and ideas would too. #helpvictimswhofeeltheydon'thaveavoice

Please don't take that hash tag seriously. That was made for fun because she doesn't have any social websites to help her spread the word.

She's also been a victim, but it wasn't harsh. It just made her insecure about who she is, and what she wished she could have been. But later on, she had learned to accept that she was born this way. But even the littlest of words can impact a person, because after one second of hearing someone talk about you behind your back can make you doubt yourself.

On a different note. She found that youtube, and various movies and shows can make your imagination run wild. She couldn't wait to go to sleep to dream about her ideas about show/movie/book shippings; romantically linked characters, ideas. She always had a passion for writing but nothing to wild like doing it professionally, it was just a hobby that took up most of her time. When she realized that dreaming wasn't enough, she decided to read stories online and eventually become part of the world of authors and imagination; Fanfiction.

General Information:

Full Name: Lucie/Lucy
Nicknames: Lu, LucPen Name: TheEternalBeauty
Websites: Fanfiction.NetBirthday: 16/12/97
Current Age: 15
Birthday Wishes: World Peace, Equality, Improve On Flaws, Become A Inspirational Author, Be SuccessfulOccupation: Student/Fanfiction AuthorDescribe Yourself: Appreciative, Carefree, Careful, Cautious, Caring, Considerate, Creative, Curious, Dependable, Devoted, Determined, Encouraging, Faithful, Flexible, Forgiving, Friendly, Funny, Generous, Hard-Working, Honest, Hopeful, Humble, Imaginative, Insecure, Innocent, Intelligent, Kind, Loving, Loyal, Mature, Nervous, Observant, Optimistic, Organised, Patient, Peaceful, Persuasive, Playful, Proud, Respectful, Secretive, Sensitive, Selfless, Simple, Sincere, Strong, Stubborn, Trusting, Truthful, Timid, Thoughtful, UnderstandingThings You Cannot Do: Lying to others to defend myself, improve on sports, make friends easily, socialize for my life, present ideas publicly, get a boyfriend, please my parents easily, hands-on woodworking related projects and materials, summarize novels, focus on something for a long time without getting distracted, sing beautifully, etc...Appearance: Shoulder-Length brown wavy hair, parted in the middle with front layers, sun-kissed skin tone, kind of slender not model-like body, what my parent's consider 'amazing legs', cobalt 'ocean blue' eyes, heart-shaped face.Considered Clothing: Anything trending but comfortable to wear.
Not Considered: Over-sequined dresses, skirts and jackets, tank tops, tops with crazed patterns, preferable nothing to crazy or barbie doll like.Favorite Dishes: Italian or Vietnamese
Disliked Dishes: Sushi or Fishes (I prefer shrimps, lobsters or crabs)Favorite Novels:

Harry Potter -

1. Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Twilight Saga -

1. Twilight
2. New Moon
3. Eclipse
4. Breaking Dawn

The Mortal Instruments -

1. City of Bones
2. City of Ashes
3. City of Glass
4. City of Fallen Angels
5. City of Lost Souls

The Hunger Games -

1. The Hunger Games
2. Catching Fire
3. Mockingjay

I Am Number Four (Lorien Legacies) -

1. I Am Number Four
2. The Power of Six
3. The Rise of Nine

The Chronicles of Narnia -

1. The Magician's Nephew
2. The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
3. The Horse and His Boy
4. Prince Caspian
5. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
6. The Silver Chair
7. The Last Battle

Inkheart -

1. InkHeart
2. InkSpell
3. InkDeath

Diary of a Wimpy Kid-

1. Diary of a Wimpy Kid
2. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
3. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw
4. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
5. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth
6. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever
7. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel
8. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck

Abby Hayes -

1. Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
2. The Declaration of Independence
3. Reach for the Stars!
4. Have Wheels, Will Travel
5. Look Before You Leap!
6. The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword
7. Two Heads Are Better Than One
8. The More, The Merrier
9. Out of Sight, Out of Mind
10. Everything New Under The Sun
11. Too Close For Comfort
12. Good Things Come in Small Packages
13. Some Things Never Change
14. It's Music To My Ears
15. Now You See It, Now You Don't
16. That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles
17. Home is where the Heart is
18. What Goes Up Must Come Down
19. All That Glitter isn't Gold
20. Sealed with a Kiss
21. Super Special #1: The Best Is Yet To Come
22. Super Special #2: Knowledge is Power

Favorite Movies:

Harry Potter -

The Chronicles of Narnia -

1. The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
2. Prince Caspian
3. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

The Twilight Saga:

1. Twilight
2. New Moon
3. Eclipse
4. Breaking Dawn Pt. 1
5. Breaking Dawn Pt. 2

The Hunger Games -

1. The Hunger Games
2. Catching Fire (Upcoming)

High School Musical -

1. High School Musical
2. High School Musical 2
3. High School Musical 3: Senior Year

The Cheetah Girls:

1. The Cheetah Girls
2. The Cheetah Girls 2
3. The Cheetah Girls 3: One World

A Walk To Remember
Titanic
Tangled
Pitch Perfect
Radio Rebel
16 Wishes
Lemonade Mouth
Camp Rock
Ratatouille
I Am Number Four
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (Upcoming)

Favorite Shows: That's So Raven, The Weekenders, Kim Possible, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Suite Life on Deck, Glee, Big Brother Canada, Big Brother US, Kickin' It, Austin and Ally, Victorious, iCarly, Lizzie McGuire, Avatar: The Last Airbender.Favorite Video Games: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, etc... prefers brawling games.Favorite Season: Autumn/Fall
Favorite Weather: Rainy and CloudyPlaces to Visit: Paris, Japan, England, New York, California.Other Interests: Non-Professional Photographer, Acting, Dancing, Singing, Learning, Learning InstrumentsFears: Presentations, Spiders, Snakes, Car/Airplane Crashes, Changes, Deaths, Pets excluding bunnies.Favorite Genres: Romance/Drama/Adventure/Angst/Hurt and ComfortHogwarts House: Gryffindor or Ravenclaw (tied in sorting quizzes)

Question #1
"Have you ever been asked out?"
Yes, only once.

Question #2.
"Where did you get your default picture?"
On Google Images, where others get theirs?

Question #3.
"What's your middle name?"
Sorry, I'm not revealing my middle name.

Question #4.
"Your currently relationship status?"
Single.

Question #5.
"Does your crush like you back?"
Apparently he doesn't. But I don't really care, I tell myself that he doesn't deserve me rather than cry 20 buckets.

Question #6.
"What is your current mood?"
Lazy but happy.

Question #7.
"What color of underwear are you wearing?"
Theory confirmed. You are a pervert. Why would I tell you?

Question #8.
"What color shirt are you wearing?"
A loose hot pink shirt with a dog in the middle.

Question #9.
"Missing something?"
My long-term friends.

Question #10.
"If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?"
Getting better and higher grades. But other than that, nothing.

Question #11.
"If you must be an animal for one day, what would it be?"
Why must there be animal related questions? Not fond of animals excluding bunnies but this question is just wacky.

Question #12.
"Ever had a near-death experience?"
Does almost tripping down the stairs but reflex kicks in and you grasp the handle quickly about 4 times separately count?

Question #13.
"Something you do a lot?"
Reading and writing stories on Fanfiction or watching videos on youtube of my favorite shippings, or fashion trends.

Question #14.
"The song stuck in your head?"
Made In The USA by Demi Lovato

Question #15.
"Who did you copy and paste this from?"
Noodles830

Question #16.
"Name someone with the same birthday as you."
I really don't know but currently I feel special.

Question #17.
"When was the last time you cried?"
I don't know. Maybe a week ago?

Question #18.
"Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?"
You see there's this thing called stage fright, and you could probably faint or throw up and I prefer doing that in private not in front of a large audience. Never in time will I sing in front of a large audience.

Question #19.
"If you could one super power, what would it be?"
Are you kidding me? You can only chose one? Fine, I'd choose the power of air.

Question #20.
"What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?"
The first thing I'd notice would be either the eyes or hair, depending on the distance between us.

Question #21.
"What do you usually order from Starbucks."
I don't go there. Nor do I drink coffee.

Question #22.
"What's your biggest secret?"
If I told you my biggest secret it wouldn't be a big secret now would it?

Question #23.
"Favorite color?"
Purple or baby pink.

Question #24.
"Do you still watch kiddie shows?"
Yes, it's my childhood and I like to reminisce my childhood. Back when they aired good shows with lessons behind it. My siblings make fun of me because of that.

Question #25.
"What are you?"
An alien from a planet called, "Dorksville" it's where people obsessed with literature go, I was being sarcastic because the question is dumb. I'm a girl, a daughter, a friend, a sister, a student.

Question #26.
"Do you speak any other language?"
I used to speak another language fluently, I think but I was just a small kid. Now I speak English, and a small portion of the other language.

Question #27.
"What's your favorite smell?"
White Chocolate or Warm Vanilla, or Cotton Candy.

Question #28.
"Describe your life in one word?"
Simple.

Question #29.
"Have you ever kissed in the rain?"
I never had my first kiss. But I wish that could happen to me, but we all know that happens in movies or books.

Question #30.
"What are you thinking about right now?"
Finishing this long questionnaire so I can get some food or watch some television.

Question #31.
"What should you be doing?"
Nothing. It's summer break.

Question #32.
"Who was the last person that made you upset or angry?"
My brother.

Question #33.
"Do you like working in the yard?"
I don't have a yard and what am I supposed to be working on?

Question #34.
"If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?"
I never thought about that. Maybe Rose or Evermore? I don't know! I don't care!

Question #35.
"Do you act differently around the person you like?"
Definitely. I become really distant and quiet, like the usual but at the same time try to get attention from him. But I'm scared to talk to him so no wonder he didn't like me back. LOL.

Question #36.
"What's your natural hair color?"
Brown?

Question #37.
"Who was the last person to make you cry?"
I don't know. I watched a video on youtube and sad music and really good tributes make me cry easily.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture (Unless I'm getting stuff for myself)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed some sort of gaming device.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total = 14
Bold are TheEternalBeauty's answers.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
Smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. Yes.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing (Doesn't everyone does?)

Total = 15
Bold are TheEternalBeauty's answers.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you do your homework while watching TV copy this into your profile.
If you are a fan of Pokemon, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between “There,” “Their” and “They’re” you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Azmanig huh?

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Note: I am not obsessed with Twilight I find it decent and still good to read but sparkling vampires are just plain stupid. But when I read the series, and then this, I found this very accurate so I figured why not post it? I still find Bella very annoying, and too special for my liking. Her actions are irrational but hey? Who cares?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (a lot), copy this into your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow herWhen she stare's at your mouth, Kiss herWhen she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let goWhen she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love herWhen she's quiet, Ask her what's wrongWhen she ignore's you, Give her your attentionWhen she pull's away, Pull her backWhen you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautifulWhen you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a wordWhen you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behindWhen she's scared, Protect herWhen she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss herWhen she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laughWhen she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okayWhen she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself upWhen she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understandWhen she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingersWhen she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laughWhen she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untoldWhen she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she doesWhen she misses you, she's hurting insideWhen you break her heart, the pain never really goes awayWhen she says its over, she still wants you to be hersWhen she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.When she's mad hug her tight and don't let goWhen she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember youCall her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love herCall her before you sleep and after you wake upTreat her like she's all that matters to you.Tease her and let her tease you backStay up all night with her when she's sickWatch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupidGive her the worldLet her wear your clothesWhen she's bored and sad, hang out with herLet her know she's importantKiss her in the pouring rainWhen she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

"FEMALE COMEBACKS"

Man Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

GIRLS RE-POST THIS AS "FEMALE COMEBACKS"

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly B*!" Copy and repost this!

(For your information, I do not curse/swear.)

WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN AUTHOR

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
You often imagine your books becoming movies.
Spell check is your best friend.
You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
You talk to yourself... constantly.
You forget what day it is when your writing.
When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of id
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
You are in love with the Thesaurus
You dream about your stories.
You dream of new stories
You often revisit some of your old stories.
You often have to write something a few times before you finally like it.

HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?

Bold is TheEternalBeauty's answer.

Natural Hair Color:
Brown - $100
Blonde - $50
Black - $50
Bald - $5
Other - $75
Total so far = $100Eye Color:
Brown - $75
Green - $75
Blue - $150
Hazel - $100
Other - $15
Total so far = $250Height:
Over 7' - $200
6'8" to 7' - $175
6'0" to 6'7" - $150
5'5" to 5'11" - $75
5'4" to 5'10" - $85
Under 5'4" - $50
Total so far = $300Age:
50 to 56 - $175
46 to 50 - $150
41 to 45 - $125
31 to 40 - $100
26 to 30 - $75
21 to 25 - $50
19 to 20 - $25
1 to 18 - $100
Total so far = $400Birth Order:
Twins or more than twins - $750
First born - $320
Only Child - $250
Second born - $150-
Middle child - $100
Last Born - $100
Third born - $550
Fourth born - $300
Fifth born - $400
Sixth born -$215
Total so far = $950Drink:
I did like once - $400
Only Holidays - $250
Sometimes - $215
YES - $200
Only weekends - $300
Every other day - $50
Once a day - $15
I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
No - $600
Total so far = $1,550Vision:
Perfect vision - $400
Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
No correction - $100
Glasses - $50
Contacts - $25
Surgical correction - $100
Total so far = $ 1, 750

Shoe Size:
Above 13 - $300
12 and a half to 13 - $250
11 to 12 - $400
7 to 10 - $50
Under 7- $450
Total so far = $2, 200Favorite Colors (Multiple):
Green - $750
Red - $600
Black- $100
Silver- $175
Yellow -$475
Brown - $300
Purple - $225
White - $400
Aqua - $350
Orange - $300
Blue - $300
Pink - $100
Other - $500
Total so far = $6, 375Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
Yes - $0
Nope - $1000
Some - $750
Final Total = $7, 375

Find out how much you're worth? You're worth more than you think!

Most Girls and Other Girls
Most girls like pink
Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up
Most girls yell at rain
Most girls love guys who don't love them
Most girls be what other people want them to be
Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved
Most girls are selfish
Most girls are fake

But. . .

Other girls like red
Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday
Other girls play in the rain
Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them
Other girls be themselves
Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved
Other girls care for others before themselves
Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it. Other girls will love this and post it immediately. :)

Name/Nickname: Lucie
Your Gangsta Name (First Three Letters of your Name and izzle): Lucizzle
Your Detective Name (Favorite Color and Favorite Animal): Baby Pink Bunny
Your Soap Opera Name (Your Middle Name and Your Street Name): For Lucie, this information is too personal.
Your Star Wars Name (First Three Letters of your Last Name, First Two Letters of your First Name): BeaLu
Your Superhero Name(Second Favorite Color, Favorite Drink): Purple Iced Tea
Your Goth Name (Black and Name of your Pet): Black Coca (No Pets.)
Your Arab Name (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of last name, any letter of middle name, 2nd letter of your mother's maiden name, 3rd letter of your father's middle name, 1st letter of your sibling's name, last letter of your mother's middle name): Udeaeke
Your Witness Protection Name (Mother and Father's Middle Name): Catherine Gregory
Your Rockstar Name (Favorite Fruit and Something that could go wrong): Strawberry Life
Your Pirate Name (Any Color and Pirate Accessory): Gold Eye Patch
Your Street Name (Favorite Ice Cream, Favorite Cookie): Chocolate Chip

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