Life is hard. Dying is easy. And when a man turned wizard dies, he just finds himself back to the difficulties of life, only a long way from home, and with new found power. Now, he has to help fight against the galaxy's greatest threats, all while being tempted by a being older than time itself. Life is hard. But it sure as Hell beats the alternative. (Mass Effect meets Magic)

Following a Malkavian in the Bloodlines world, it's not a retelling of the gameplay though the start comes from the game intro. Once known as Sarah now Ariadne, one mad Malkavian find themselves caught up in vampire politics and their memories.

Mordin's curiosity and scientific impulses have gone too far this time after he constructs EDI a human body and sets "her" up with Joker. Will this little intervention finally open Joker's eyes to his irrational love for Normandy's AI? Joker/EDI.

Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard