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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1900065, Profile Updated: 01-21-12

Name: Esperma

Country: United States

Age: 16

Birthday: July 25th

Gender: Female

What I'm like: You can figure out for yourself.

Favorite Books: Gone Series, Elsewhere, Cut, Each Little Bird That Sings, She Said Yes, A Dog's Life: the autobiography of a stray, Thirteen Reasons Why, The Glass Castle, Wintergirls, A Mango Shaped Space, If I Stay, Before I Die, So. B. It., Ghost Girl, Go Ask Alice, Can't Get There From Here, Flipped, Buttermilk Hill, The Little Prisoner, Killing Britney, Papertowns, Every Soul a Star and like a ton more.

Favorite Authors: Michael Grant, Wendy Mass, John Green, Wendelin Van Draanen, Scott Westerfeld, Laure Halse Anderson, Gabrielle Zevin.

Favorite Movies: Blades of Glory, 2012, Juno

Favorite Color: dark crusty period blood red.

Sports: skating & sex

Siblings: a brother with orange facial hair.

Parents still married? Yes.

Occupation: Student - junior, and abductee.

Do you like your job?: Not really...

Pets: 1 dog, 3 cats, 2 fish, 1 frog, 4 hens + 1 satanic rooster

Hair color: Blonde.

Eye color: a questionable blue.

Shoe size: Anywhere from a 7-8 1/2

Tattoos: None.

Any piercings?: Ears.

Current Wardrobe Choice: Puppy pawprint PJ pants, blue camisole and white tank top with purple fuzzy socks. However, I will possibly change into my pirate footsie pajamas tonight!

What are you listening to?: The TV.

Who did you last speak to on the phone? My mommy.

What do you currently smell like? sex

HAVE YOU EVER:

Had A surgery? 3

Had teeth pulled: Yes.

Broke the law intentionally: illegally downloading music, trespassing, vandalizing a playground with tampons, throwing a branch at a car, sexting, underage striping through a hotel window, touching the walls of the alamo, dealing drugs.

Ran Away From Home: Yes. I didn't get far.

Broke a bone? Nope.

Cheated on a test/exam: Haven't we all?

Had a friend pass away: Yes.

Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: Nope, can't drive...yet.

Been in an auto accident: Yes, November 4, 2010.

Lied to someone: Yes.

DO YOU...

Store things under your bed: Yep.

Daydream: All the time.

Have a computer at home: Yep.

Live in the city, suburbs, or country: Suburbs.

Live in a home, apartment, duplex, or mobile home: Home.

Own a cellphone: Droid!

Have a good luck charm: No.

Collect Anything: Chapstick.

Attend high school or college: High School.

Make Good Grades: Sure.

DO YOU?

Do drugs? No.

Get drunk? No.

Dance? No.

Party? Party in my pants.

Sing? God no.

Play an intrument? I've played the violin for three years, but stopped. And the recorder in second grade.

Get along with your parents? Mostly.

Think your attractive? No.

Swear? Sometimes.

Smoke? No.

Get motion sickness? Yes, not on a plane though.

Wear contacts/glasses? Glasses at night contacts during the day.

Take a particular medicine? Yes.

Are you allergic to something? Sulfa drugs and food from Wendys.

How many hours of sleep do you get? Depends on the night & whether the aliens are nice and don't abduct me.