This is a joint account between elishia and ida, we both own other accounts here so go on and check em out. We know youll love em. This account was made for our joint story, so far we're still working on it but since we both know each other in the real world, itll be easy to finish it and post it. By the way, this is Ida speaking, also known as TheSlytherinMuggle. Here's some stuff you mite need to know:

I love writing angst, you read my other stories they all end with death or heartbreak or have some bitterness in them. Angst it angst and i love writing it. I read both manga and normal books. Naruto and Harry Potter are my main favs though so get used to that. I love purple so if you happen to know me and see this, you should so get me a purple teddy bear. Really, you should. I love all pairings, if the story is good and the pairing fits them i should have no problem reading it. But im very picky about Harry/Ginny and Naruto/Sakura, i dislike both of the females in those pairings, so its hard to find a story that i like with that couple as the main thing. Thats about all i have so far on me, youll get elishias part next. tata

Suppers minna-san (everyone in japanese). I'm Elishia and I am waaaaaaaayyyy cooler than Ida so thats just so you know. I'll be the one writing Inos perspective on our story Stubborn Eyes, a NarutoXIno fic. Warning...there will be chacter death, but lets be jolly for now shall we? =

My other account on ff (the one where I write my own, non joint stories) is called ElishiaNoBaka so drop by there sometime soon if you've ever seen the extremely underappreciated anime Princess Tutu, or if you want to read a; SakuraXShikamaru fic, or a GaaraOC fic. There are a few Naruto crap pairing oneshots of mine so if you like crap then read those uhm... Well I really loooooooooveeee anime and manga. They make me happy. I also enjoy my computer since I can like do everything cept for eat, have sex-wait no...cyber...ew...uhm so eat, and go to teh restroom. x Although I don't have sex...atleast not yet lmao.

I am crazy. I am deppressing. I have issues. I suck mucholy at spelling. You got some beef with me, then go right the fuck ahead and start shit with me. It'll make me laugh : Especially watching your attempts fall down in some fucking flames that spurt from hell. Oh yes, I also enjoy swearing. And telling people to die in very creative ways. haha. Hope you like our stories that shall come up. And remember, ELISHIA IS BETTER THAN YOU IDA! MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! oh yeh now Idas gonna insult me...I'm shaking in my spaceboots. lol. Ja ne.

Ida here biotches-es, yes the word is awesome and no, you cant argue. Since elishia just brought me a cookie i cant insult her too much but im just going to say that her cat is hairy and needs to br SHAVED! SHAVED I TELL YOU! somehow that fuzzy hair balls hair got into my mouth, no, ewwww, get yoru mind of the gutter elishia, i know you were thinking something wrong. it just flew in there. oh yeah, elishia "has" a pet "cat", she keeps "her" in the basment all locked up with a COLLAR! kinky, no? apparently she "lost" her collar and moved onto bigger things, like CHAINS!! our big elishia is growing up. LUCKY CHARMS MAN! They're magically delicious. randomness. now to insult elishia...hmmmmm, seeing as she has no shame im just gonna go out and say one thing...ELISHIA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE! ive been threatened by the bondage lady so if i turn up dead with my intestences ripped out and eaten by myself then you know who did it. ...NO NOT YOUR MOM YOU RETARDS! elishia...wutever her last name is, but you hackers can find it...goodbye...FOR NOW! ooooo scaryyyy

Well ok I won't pop anymore probably. But so everyone knows, I do actually have a pet cat, and 2 tortoises and 3 koi fish. So yeh. I'm better than Ida (You already know that of course, just to establish it even more) and dude, it's not hackers that would find my last name, It's STALKERS! oh my. o.o ~ Hugs not Drugs~ ElishiaNoBaka

Yeah, she has "pets". And im soooo much better then elishia. she hates me because i call her cute, you should all call her cute! hehehehe XD Stalkers like Jorge (George) hehe!