What if Sherlock and John met that day in Bart's, but John was different? What if John was a telepath. Yes, it's one of those fics, but trust me, it will be infinitely different.

A collection of slash fics that don't belong anywhere else. Mostly Dean/Cas in various AUs. Enjoy! The Snapshots 'verse has been moved to its own story, and they will not be added here anymore.

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

Amy finds a laptop in one of the TARDIS' many rooms. What does she do? Write Slash fanfic about her boys, of course!

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

Fantasy AU. Winged!Sherlock Three years later, and neither John nor Sherlock can quite give up on the other. With Moriarty mobilizing once again, Sherlock is forced back into John's life, leading them both down a dangerous path as they race to solve a series of life-threatening puzzles left by the criminal. Part two of the Nesting!verse.

When Sherlock gets drugged with strange synthetic aphrodisiac that will kill him if he doesn't give into it, Mycroft lends a hand in form of a gorgeous, discreet woman who can be there in no time. But that may not be what he needs. Johnlock, M/M

A collection of 00Q prompts I've been taking on Tumblr. All are stand-alone drabbles unless stated otherwise. Rated M for some of the content. Warnings and prompts inside.

Music School AU. The first time John heard Sherlock play, he knew he was done for. Teenlock.

Fanfiction, you have broken me. This is Johnlock of the worst kind. I know it's pure dreck but it was soooo easy to write. Which may say more about the inside of my skull than the show. One-Shot. John jots down a disgruntled, rule-formatted internal monologue which starts off Not Gay and ends up being Very Slash. Rating for teh seks. Edit: I said one-shot, didn't I? I lied.

In which Sherlock and John have terrible timing, and Moriarty engages them in a battle of wits, cross dressing, skull-duggery, misplaced semi-automatic rifles, casual murders and even more casual sex. Johnlock, Mormor. Unhappy ending.

A verse wherein Dean is in a band with his friends Benny and Victor, and Cas is their new singer. It's safe to say their relationship doesn't remain platonic for long.

A slightly AU based on the story of the Borrowers. John is one of thousands of tiny people who live in people's walls and blog about them. He has just moved into 221B Baker Street and is unprepared for what awaits him there.

AU. Dean is sent to work in a manor house circa every Catherine Cookson novel ever. Once there, he starts to find out a bit about whatever-did-happen-to-baby-Castiel, almost twenty years before. Warnings for light dub-con and (spoiler) themes common in mating fics (no mpreg, promise).

I took canon Dean/Castiel interactions from season 8 and pushed them just a little bit further. Spoilers through season 8 episode 17. Warnings: contains kinda sorta character death (not really but kind of) and Naomi. It's a one shot Destiel fic with some hurt/comfort, a considerable amount of angst, and a little bit of humor.

The quickest and easiest way of seducing your crush is to save their father from plummeting to his death. Or at least, that's what Dean Winchester found. - Hogwarts AU

Dean only wanted to marathon the Original Series with Charlie, he didn't ask for some kind of intervention, and he didn't ask to be compared to Captain Kirk. Although...

"This is like… this is his journal, Sam! He's a teenage girl and this is his diary!" - "Yeah, and you're his teenage crush. He's pretty much writing Mrs Castiel Winchester everywhere."

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

When Castiel is stuck without a model for his life-art class, Dean volunteers. What Dean doesn't know is that Castiel has already been sketching the young barista for months... (AU Cas/Dean SLASH. Still available at LJ or AO3)

In a room-sharing situation, quality alone time can be hard to come by (puns intended). But Gwaine, Merlin and Arthur agree on a schedule that works beautifully-until it doesn't. Merlin/Arthur with a side of Gwaine. Smut and fluff - the usual.

"Should I... be worried?" John asks, brows lifted in mild inquisition. "Do you trust me?" Sherlock asks. "God, no," John replies. "You'll be fine," Sherlock states. (Uniock AU.)

Castiel is school royalty: football star, intelligent, well-liked; and Dean Winchester is the typical misfit new kid. Call it star cross'd lovers, or whatever, but Cas gets up to a whole lot of mischief behind closed doors - and what his siblings don't know, won't hurt them.

College AU: Dean Winchester is a hot mess, and Castiel Smith wants to save him by forcing him to join the obviously lame Campus Christian Fellowship. Dean doesn't think he deserves to be saved, but he thinks this Castiel guy is kind of all right. Destiel obviously.

[Written for the Leviantine exchange on Tumblr] - Human AU: Dean loved that his job afforded him the luxury of working in the local library where he got to spend his breaks and off-time chatting up a certain sexy librarian. Mature content.

They're in high school and then they're not.

Story focuses on Dean and Castiel's relationship from little boys to adults, centered around Mother's Day and the shared loss of their mothers. Schmoop and angst. AU, M for explicit language and sexual themes.

From the first day of class when Dean saw the student teacher, he knew he was doomed. Destiel college AU, pretty much just smut.

Sometimes to reach Cas, you have to go through Castiel first. Dean is more than willing. M for Destiel, Top!Cas, PWP

Dean walks in on Castiel masturbating using his wings. Turns out Cas is a bit of an exhibitionist once he gets going.

Castiel can invade Dean's personal space, he just doesn't have to do it in reality, nobody has to see it happen.

It's a classic case of getting too drunk and sticking your tongue down your best friend's throat.

Dean and Cas get roped into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven - and what do you expect from two horny teenagers in a confined space?

Dean's lived here for years, and never noticed the little bakery tucked away into the folds of the town. It's small and unassuming, but inside is one of the most beautiful people he's seen in his life. Baker!Castiel/Teacher!Dean AU

Stiles is working himself over when he receives an unexpected visitor.

Sherlock is a living human experiment. John, an android medicinal ethics monitor, reviews the place that's been experimenting on Sherlock and is thrown by what he finds. Inspired by but no spoilers for The Hounds of Baskerville.

Dr. Watson is finding himself unusually uncomfortable in his friendship with Sherlock Holmes. He decides to take a break to clear his mind, but finding the source of his uneasiness seems to be making things even more difficult... m/m slash

John gets home after a very nasty day and finds Sherlock particularly moody. After almost a week without decent sleep, John starts to question himself about some weird, lusty feelings towards the world's only Consulting Detective.

It's all fun and games until Sam gets kidnapped and it's up to Dean and Castiel to help him. Slight swearing, teehee (wow um it's not a serious story, so don't bother with reviews about the spelling mistakes, I've gotten plenty already. They're deliberate. All for laughs.)

Nightmares don't have a name. Which is why Sherlock gave himself one. A slenderlock fic.

On the night before John is to be deployed to Germany, he goes with his mates to a Carnival where he meets an extraordinary man. Written for Chibistarlyte for the Sherlock Secret Santa on Tumblr.

Waking up after the Hufflepuff New Year's Eve Party is an eye-opening experience for Draco. Eighth Year. One-shot. Warnings: SLASH, Drarry, mature content, strong language. Prompt: Walk of Shame. Pairing: HP/DM

Q is the youngest Holmes brother; Bond finds out Q's real name. Skyfall/Sherlock crossover - contains Bond/Q, Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade - FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!

This is not just a story about how a shy History teacher and a hot-headed firefighter meet and fall in love. It's also a story about learning, about having the courage to throw caution to the wind and fight for what you really want. With a little help from some meddling friends, of course. (AU Dean/Castiel, some Sam/Balthazar. Still available at LJ or AO3)

He never left. A slender man fic.

AU, Castiel's POV: In a world where Angels and demons are used as pets and Hunting companions, Castiel is sold to Dean. Unfortunately, the family has only ever had demons before, and they're not sure how to handle this new pet - least of all Azazel, who seems determined to make Castiel disappear. Contains character death, violence, language and an M rated scene.

Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.

Sequel to "Flirt Until Stupid" - Contains strong language and sexual content.

Dirty, romantic little one-shot. Dean/Cas. AU.

Or; The one where Bond isn't as smooth as he thinks he is.

[AU] - An officer in a small town police station, Castiel Novak never thought he'd see anything like the larger cases. One night, a suspect for a multi-state serial attacker is brought in to be held overnight. He isn't quite sure what to make of one Dean Winchester...

Dean and Sam take Castiel on a long, hard ride to the next town.

AU: They say when you hit bottom, you know it, and office drone Castiel Novak most definitely has. That is, until he crashes into a very closeted mechanic!Dean Winchester's life. Hijinks ensue. Dean/Cas, Sam/Jessica, Crowley/being awesome.

Whenever Sherlock feels angry or Frustrated or lonely, he paints a blond haired man that is a figment of his imagination.

It was stupid, really. What was the point of having an ability if it wasn't even a useful one? Sherlock would just as soon be rid of his. Until he meets John Watson, that is. Johnlock.

It's been 6 months since Sherlock's return into John's life and everything seems perfectly normal. But Sherlock's been hiding a secret from John that he may not be able to hide any longer...

There are a lot of things I hate. I hate my interfering brother. I hate my idiotic school. I hate my so called classmates. But what I hate most of all, is John Watson. High School AU Johnlock fic

Harry sees something horrible in his crystal ball during his Divination class. What will he do, how will he cope? Should he save his enemy or leave his to die?

An offhand comment makes Loki want to meet the real Steve Rogers. Pre-Slash and Slash Loki/Steve. Rated M for a reason.

In which Sam watches porn in a hotel room, and notices Dean's hands resemble the male porn star's. Cliche setup, but hot sibling luvin's.

Haddock/Tintin and M-rated for a reason, just to keep you lot forewarned. Feel free to read and review! UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 5!

Peter is walking home late at night having stayed late at a friend's house. Wade, on the other hand, is being his usual clever self and decides to play a "prank" on Peter. Spideypool.

In a world where wings can reflect the state of your heart, Martin sometimes wonders if he's a freak.

The first time Dean delivers pizza to 401 Lazarus St is when Castiel Milton instantly becomes the man of Dean's teenage dreams. (AU Dean/Castiel. Still available at LJ or AO3)

John and Sherlock go abroad for a case. Sherlock Decides to hack into John's facebook page. What he finds prompts him to do something that will change his relationship with John for the foreseeable future. Will be multi-chaptered. Chapter 13 up!

Hogwarts!AU. Castiel Novak -aspiring arithmancer from a highly respected pureblood family- meets Dean Winchester -halfblood, Quaffle-chasing idiot- on the Quidditch pitch and starts questioning everything he thought he knew. First Supernatural fic.

Moriarty doesn't just want to defeat Sherlock. He wants to utterly destroy him. He intends to do so by tricking him into making the ultimate mistake: falling in love. Johnlock, pre-Reichenbach with a hint of Moriarty/Sherlock.

Steve touches himself... Loki watches.. I'm so shit at summaries..

Dean absolutely hates cuddling. Except that he doesn't. - Explicit content inside.

John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.

Castiel is tired. Maybe angels don't need sleep, but that doesn't mean they can't.

Very much not in the world of the show. Dean is a young disillusioned teenager with a terminal illness who discovers a profound bond with an optimistic blue-eyed boy with similar bad luck. M for mature themes, general sadness, and a little bit of hanky panky...

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Sherlock makes a deal with Lestrade that leads to some very sexy consequences all over Lestrade's desk and some voyeur fun for our dear Molly Hooper. I know it's blasphemy to deviate from Johnlock, but please give this a try! There's smut in it for youuuuu. Written with and requested by my lovely co-author LadyElayne.

Arthur isn't fond of Merlin's neckerchiefs, and one day he finds a new use for them. Canon era, adult content.

Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.

Dying may not frighten Dean Winchester, but the possibility of his death scares the crap out of his brother. Fortunately, Sam has an angel on his side: a very determined angel.

John struggles to find the right words.

The items appeared out of thin air over the course of several days. Coda to episode 7x21

Alternate Universe- John Watson was injured severely in Afghanistan and is recovering in a rehabilitation center for the blind. As he adjusts to his new life, he's given a new roommate, Sherlock Holmes. John discovers that Sherlock is under cover investigating suicides that quickly becomes a murder investigation. My take on Study in Pink. Blind!John, slash.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

When John sends his sons to an all-boys Catholic school, Dean thinks his life is basically over. It's his senior year, and Dean's never wanted anything for himself, resigned to a life following his workaholic father's footsteps. And then he meets Castiel

Will meets a mysterious stranger in the forest who offers him shelter for the night. Canon era, AU. Warnings: adult content, seduction under the influence of alcohol.

Tintin finds relief in a most unexpected way. Slash. Yup.

High School AU - Dean Winchester is kind of sucking at this whole high school thing, unlike his little brother who basically just wins at life. He decides to try to make things better for himself by dating the super foxy Anna, but he finds that he's awkwardly entranced by her little brother.

This is a sequel to "Runaway Home" it follows the boys as a couple and will go through reichenbach. Please read the other story first if you haven't already, otherwise you will be thoroughly confused.

Tumblr is a very strange place, as Dean Winchester soon finds out. Dean/Cas

ONE-SHOT. He'd skip his early classes, and they'd learn how their bodies work. R/R s'il vous plait!

S/J pairing. M. This began as a one-shot but is now going to be a series. Exploration of possibilities. Sherlock gives John a massage. Snogging ensues. To be followed by sex in later chapters, S&M, bondage and whatever else my twisted mind makes them do.

A response to the Livejournal queer fest prompt: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Just because Sherlock is asexual, doesn't mean he doesn't want to have sex with John. This is very hard for John to understand. After the events of "The Great Game", Sherlock has the desire to touch John.

"Why do our hearts flutter around certain people? Why do we feel a tugging in the depths of our chests? Our wings were identical, feathers of the same pair. They are always struggling to find their other mate." Johnlock. Fusion with the legend behind the Red String of Fate.

John has a secret. Sherlock makes the wrong deduction and assumes the opposite of the truth. It doesn't take long for John to set things right again.

"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb

Wild angels are almost non-existent now, all-too-often captured and domesticated for the "fashion pet" market. This is the story of one of those angels escaping cruel owners and finding the sort of life and love he needs. Dean/Castiel

and one time he did

Normal Human!AU Castiel is eight years old when he first sets his eyes on Dean Winchester. A friendship sparks immediately, not only with those two, but with their siblings, Sam and Anna. The friendships strive through the years; no matter how far one crosses the line or how deep one falls, they know that they will always be there for each other.

High School AU - There's one rule at Kripke High - don't talk to the Novaks! Dean Winchester broke that rule day one. - Longer summary and warnings inside. Dean/Castiel. Rating change - From T to M for explicit content of a sexual nature.

By tip from a friend, Dean sneaks into a college party. He's hoping for a little beer, maybe a hot girl or two. Instead he finds a gorgeous guy with blue eyes.

A shameless PWP. Sherlock surprises John one morning. Slash. M for a reason.

"At his declaration, Bruce howled with laughter and Steve never wanted to die from embarrassment as much in his life as that moment." Essentially, "Share" from Steve Rogers' point of view. Warnings are inside.

My first fanfic ever, and it's a Stony. Basically, the Avengers are moving into the mansion and Cap is first, much to Tony's delight. Keep the reviews coming and thanks for being so nice so far! Love you guys :

Tony Stark has heard Captain America can't get drunk, and he thinks that's a shame. Iron Man/Captain America, slash, PWP. DLDR.

ONE-SHOT. On occasion, a bit of violence is just what the doctor ordered. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!

One long elevator ride plus a turmoil of hormones makes for a fun time.

One-shot. Prompted by a friend who wanted priest!kink and Sherlock. Utter crack. But fun.

Silly, dirty one-shot about Sherlock and John and a rather rude lesson in etiquette.

ONE-SHOT. John decides that he should definitely stop drinking... or perhaps should drink more. Sequel to "The White Noise Aria". Fluff. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!

It wasn't a matter of whether or not John enjoyed watching Sherlock fly. It was simply a matter of how often. And Sherlock flew often. And John caught his feathers. wing!lock AU: info inside. Decided to make this a one shot. (image from alicexz on Tumblr)

He knows he shouldn't be looking. Except it's a bit difficult to turn away and walk down the hall when it's so obvious and fascinating and there, almost like an invitation. .:. peepingtom!Sherlock, bottom!John. PWP.

When Sherlock is woken by John's keening in the night, can he be enough to help put the pieces back together?

John Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on holiday, and Sherlock has romance on the brain. Johnlock fluff.

AU: John and Sherlock meet whilst hostages in a bank robbery. Eventual Sherlock/John. Rated M for swearing, torture, and smut. Part 2 in development. Moriarty wants to say hi.

Or: The five times John went on terrible dates, and the one time he stayed home instead.

"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.

Mary was safe, comfortable, sane. Yet she wants a threesome with Sherlock, and John wants it too. Johnlock, F/M, F/M/M, M/M. Now with a smutty epilogue

John hated it when Sherlock messed with the crosswords. He didn't want help, and he didn't need help. It would be like trying to help Sherlock play the violin. A wicked idea suddenly crossed John's mind - he could enhance the playing with a blow-job.

"You see but you do not observe." John discovers that impressions, like nail varnish, can hide much beneath an impenetrably opaque surface.

This basically takes place right after the portal closes and Tony wakes up. I saw Captain America all dirty and thought he needed a shower. Tony thinks the same before realising he needs one too. Graphic MM sex.

John starts a private blog regarding his more intimate moments with Sherlock. When it is accidentally posted as public, many people have something to say. Smut, hilarity.

Dean lets Sam have his annual New Years Eve party, but Dean isn't much up for partying, and decides to celebrate it on his own... until a mysterious someone shows up.

Hindsight is not something Sherlock has. If he had been in the habit of using hindsight, he may have been able to save John from the burn of Moriarty's desire to hurt him. Warning: Rape

Fill for a prompt on LJ Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Mycroft is horrible about John and Sherlock threatens him. Mycroft refuses to help Sherlock, so they leave Baker Street. When they return years later he tries to make amends. DomIrene/SubJohn/DomSherlock

Fantasy AU, winged!Sherlock. John Watson is an ex-military doctor, and has had a rather calm life since the end of his service two years ago. All if this changes when a strange winged person literally crashes into his flat one quiet evening.

"Ever wish you had the power to take all of your friends' pain, sadness, and illnesses away, even if it meant placing all of it in your own body?" Johnlock.

I dive into my Mind Palace, winding through corridors and down into the Catacombs, where all my secrets are hidden. In this sanctuary, I have a special chamber for my imagination that I use for my Guilty Pleasure. .:. Johnlock. NOW WITH SEQUEL ATTACHED.

PWP. M for a reason. John is looking for release and Sherlock's curiosity is... well curious.

'You follow me, Sherlock, and while I know that there isn't space in your mind palace for me to follow you, I can still hope.' One-sided John/Sherlock detailing John's various unfulfilled hopes and desires. Some smut, some fluff, and just a dash of angst.

An interlaced story of Sherlock and John's naughty fun while John tells the tale of how Sherlock pursued their relationship or as John calls it the 7 most confusing weeks of his life. Got a bit of everything, humor, smut, mild kink, relationship beginnings, established relationship, angst; Rated M for JohnLock

Sherlock is getting knighted and refuses to dress up. Capt. John Hamish Watson decides to convince him otherwise. Established relationship JohnLock SLASH, rated for scenes of a sexual nature. One-shot.

College AU in which Castiel is a Masters student who has long since learned to value the voice of reason over his hormones. His friend Dean, however, shows him he still has a few lessons to learn. (Dean/Cas SLASH. some Sam/Jo. Still available at LJ or AO3)

Sam and Castiel have been engaging in "extracurricular" activities, but how do they explain themselves when Dean finds out?

John bites at the inside of his cheek as Sherlock leans forward to take another drag from the filter still between his fingers. Oneshot written in honor of 420. warnings: drug use, m/m

This is not a love story. Most importantly, this is not a love story about pirates. Based around Cosmo Jarvis' "Gay Pirates" .

When a case takes John and Sherlock to a garage filled with classic cars, Sherlock discovers a new kink of the good doctor's

After a quiet dinner at Angelo's and blatant lusting, John decides he's had enough with the sensual way Sherlock smokes. Absolutely no plot; just good ol' self-indulging smoke-related PWP.

When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU

Fluffy/smutty one-shot. After over a month together, there are a lot of things John is getting used to about Sherlock.

One of the things that Sherlock so obviously doesn't understand other than social skills, the solar system, proper traffic-crossing laws and personal boundaries was that people actually didn't run on only two hours of

John does his best to help Sherlock through some grief. ANGSTY SLASH!

My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.

Teenage Human AU. It's a classic boy-likes-straight-boy story. Or possibly boy-likes-not-so-straight-boy story. Castiel can't quite decide. It's a little confusing when your supposedly straight best friend offers to teach you how to kiss.

Because who cares if it's April? Xmas fic, slash, sex, you've been warned. Sherlock is bored and wants to leave, so John has to distract him... I own nothing, but I'll love you forever if you R&R!

...According To Sherlock. Sherlock charts John's reasons for sleeping with him. Loving smut. Smashy smut. Warm smut. Apologetic smut. Slick, wet smut. I do not own characters.

John finally learns what it's like to be under the sharp gaze of Sherlock's pocket magnifier.

...and one time he didn't. Castiel did not get off on watching people sleep, but Dean's guess was pretty close. Dean/Cas slash. M for good reason. AU/jossed post-S6.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Castiel understood greed.

AU. Dean and Castiel meet and things happen. Cas is a bit strange but Dean kinda likes it. Will you?

Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.

Anderson's half-brother is in town, and Sherlock's less than excited to meet him, but who would have expect what a treat John Watson would turn out to be. Set during Study in Pink. John/Sherlock pairing with M rated chapters!

Mycroft points out that Sherlock doesn't know much about sex. So Sherlock does something about that. Occurs during Belgravia. Masturbation and Oral. JSYK.

It wasn't the first time they had done this, but one of those early times, Sherlock decides to see if he can excite John with a single look. One-shot based off gwenweybourne's Ch. 4 of "Reboot." Fellatio.

John finds his room full of books, and Sherlock finds his bookshelves near empty. Rated M for one-sided naughty bits.

NC-17. Dean/Castiel. It is 1940. After five long years of obsession, Castiel has finally caught the illustrious Dean Winchester, the consigliere in one of the most prominent Cosa Nostra families in the States.

AU: John is studying medicine at uni, and with only 2 weeks until the start of his second year, John finds himself with no choice but to move in to 221b with an unusual roommate. Chapters are short because of time restrictions and I want to update often.

AU: Castiel Novak is one of NY's best photographers, and his life is about to get turned upside down when he meets the sexy model Dean Winchester at a photoshoot. He's kept a gaurded heart all of his life, but can he resist his attraction to Dean? SMUT.

AU. When John left, Dean had just graduated high school. Being the older brother, he did what needed to be done to put food on the table. Now, four years later, he's still doing it. Then Castiel came. Warnings: Prostitution.

A smutty little fic in which John discovers Sherlock has never been properly kissed. Sexy times ensue. Later chapters will contain more smut. Hooray! Basically a PWP, though I feel a P may develop at some point. We'll see...

John's thoughts while at the Palace.

ONE-SHOT. John is having a nice, quiet evening in. Rating is for content. Bit outside my usual zone. R/R s'il vous plait!

Castiel performs striptease, Dean gets laid, Sam faints.

Written for kink meme, Spoilers for story in parenthesis. Watson sells himself on the streets in his need to be dominated. He does not know it is Holmes who buys his company.

AU, slash, S/My/J, strung between the two of them, he feels like a live wire.

A SherlockXJohn fic, fluffy and eventually lemony. Involving a stashed jumper, a stolen phone and cakes. A mystery included, not just romance. Dedicated to Mirith Griffin. Enjoy! Rated M for later slash.

Prompt from tumblr: "Young!Sherlock plays at being a pirate, and he meets young!John. They go on an adventure."

Just a smutty one-shot that includes winged!John, Slash, and an actual storyline. Better than it sounds, I promise : -AFK-

Mycroft/Lestrade. PWP.

After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash

It's blizzard conditions outside in London and they haven't had a proper case in weeks. Sherlock is bored. But when he catches John looking at porn on his laptop the two decide to experiment and heat things up inside. Virgin!Sherlock.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1

"Your yard looks like crap. I'll come round after school and sort it for you if you pay me ten bucks." Those were the first words Dean ever said to Castiel. How was Castiel supposed to know then that he was going to fall in love with Dean? AU.

"It's been some time since we traveled like this." Holmes and Watson have been traveling and stopped for the night in the forest. Slash happens. Very romantic.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

During a shopping trip on a street in Muggle London with his son, Harry runs into the least likely person to shop there. Literally.

'John Watson was humiliated. Here he was, straddling his roommate with a spliff in his hand and an erection in his pants.' SLASH! Please R&R, be gentle!

AU: Castiel is the school librarian and he watches Dean, a teacher, every day. He just wasn't aware that Dean had noticed. Dean/Castiel.

Harry needs a roommate. Draco volunteers. Problems ensue, but at least Harry makes some good tea.

Angels don't sleep, but sometimes Castiel pretends anyway. Fluffy smut, Dean/Castiel.

Inivited to Draco's quarters to discuss a possible truce, Harry hears something he completely misunderstands- or does he? Rated M. HPDM Slash One-shot. Inspired by Pink

"I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. He is the biggest git in the entire world and I can't stand him. He is a horrible person and I hate him," Harry Potter muttered angrily.

Kink Meme: The first time Sherlock and John have sex, Sherlock pretends he's a pirate.

Rory and the Doctor accidentally take a potent aphrodisiac.

Hogwart's Rule Number 495: Repeat: Draco and Harry are not secret lovers. Draco and Harry are NOT secret lovers.

PWP, Castiel is a young Were going through his first heat. His two Alpha's help him through. post on LJ as a RPF

HPDM slash, During 6th year, the Patil twins decide that they, and the rest of the student body of Hogwarts, have suffered long enough from the rivalry between Harry and Draco. So, they decide to intervene - and then spy.

Castiel likes to watch Dean.

Picture this; a hot summer day, Sherlock, and a popsicle. JohnxSherlock one-shot

When Albus Severus was thirteen-years-old, he'd unintentionally spied on James and Teddy snogging heavily. It was the first time he'd ever seen two boys kissing like that. He was ashamed of wanting to kiss Scorpius this way. Graphic slash; heed warnings!

After a spell from Ron manages to hit Draco things get a little . . . complicated. Too bad Harry's caught in the middle of it all and Draco's not planning on giving up any time soon.

Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.

A lonely and morose Ginny Weasley runs into an old friend in Diagon Alley and finds true love for the first time. Ginny/Luna femmeslash. M for a reason.

Sherlock and John are pressed together in the most compromising position, in a closet, while hiding from criminals. John should be scared, but it's hard to be when your mouth is only a few inches away from your infuriatingly captivating flatmate...

John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties

Arthur wants to know out how to please Merlin, the knights are always willing to carry out the Prince's orders. Multiple pairings, Merlin/various knights but Merlin/Arthur overall. Explicit Adult Content, blatant porn with a hint of plot.

Arthur had a way of surprising him and taking care of him when he didn't even know it. WARNINGS! modern!AU, disability- hearing loss

John is forced to be a servant for his evil stepfather and stepsiblings. Prince Sherlock is being forced to get married and has three days to pick his bride. Who will he pick? John/Sherlock slash rating may go up. one talking mouse but I have good reason

Probably done before- Sherlock and John go to a gay bar- for a case! Sexy dancing, UST, and a happy ending, of course : R and R greatly appreciated!

At probably the least appropriate moment imaginable—or the most appropriate, depending on how one looks at it—Amy wants an unabridged account of the Doctor's sexual repertoire.

The Doctor takes a moment alone late at night. Sometimes in his bedroom Jack appears. Jack/11

Their cute fast hidden little kisses soon turned into full on snogging sessions, and those soon turned into John up against the wall, or a table, or Sherlock's bed. But this time John let Sherlock continue. SHxJW, short, oneshot, unique writing style

It brings all the boys to the yard.

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.

Nathan decides to act on his urges and go for it with Barry... I mean, Simon. Jumpsuits Series - Story 1

Stiles borrows one of Derek's shirts because he can, because likes the way it feels and smells. Derek likes the way Stiles smells when he wears it.

In which our heroes take a train journey in midwinter, and complete a more personal journey. Holmes/Watson slash.

Stiles goes over to the Hale house with every intention of standing up to Derek. Too bad he ends up kneeling in front of him, instead. Shameless slash - don't like, don't read. Rated for a reason.

Sherlock is hiding something, and it's pissing John off. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Rated M for smut. Author's notes and disclaimers in story.

Relaxing when you're living with Sherlock Holmes is near impossible. Relaxing when he's set on sharing a bathtub with you IS impossible. Slash, Sherlock/John

Sherlock's enamoured with a case. Can it lead to John getting what he's always wanted? Sherlock/John

Sherlock and John wake up together. There's no milk for tea. 20 pounds and dinner is on the line when they bet on the keen eyes of London grocery shoppers to see if anyone knows what they've been up to. M for sexual themes and language.

...and the 1 Time He Told John His Observations. Sherlock thinks John is brilliant.

Ficlet where John confronts Sherlock about some weird things he's observed. Rips on 'Twilight'. Has fruit preserves. Crack story, and not really a crossover fic, because there are NO vampires.

Sherlock and John. Deserted Island.

John is a werewolf and has been since he returned from Afghanistan. Sherlock works it out and then the wolf takes command. UTTER SMUT... COMPLETE SMUT. Rated M for a reason. WARNING: SLASH, SWEARING, BLOWJOBS AND WEREWOLVES.

X-Men first class fic. After informing Angel of her allies, Charles and Erik spend a little extra time at the gentleman's club.

Complete PWP. ONESHOT. Charles Prof. X and Erik Magneto are playing chess in Charles' study, when Charles' telepathic powers get up to a little mischief.

Every Friday night, Gordie Lachance spends the night with his best friend, Chris Chambers, to help him through their college preparation courses. But one night in their last year of junior high, a study session goes a little too far... Chris/Gordie slas

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.

For a prompt: John has quite enough of Sherlock being rude at crime scenes. John tells Sherlock exactly how he's going to make it up to him. Title from Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire

And the one time John did. A sequel to The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John, a request from Atlin Merrick because I love her fics. Boyslash, NC-17, don't like, don't read.

John comes across a surprising revelation in relation to all the assumptions about himself and Sherlock. No longer One-shot or one sided! 7th and final Chapter up! Enjoy!

In an attempt to make the school more respectable Umbridge has made a new decree and what she causes is just the opposite.Ginny/Luna/Hermione/Parvati/Lavender/Romilda Warning:explicit femlash,groupsex. PLEASE REVIEW.

Events not entirely suitable for a place in the biography of Sherlock Holmes. Shwatsonlock - Slash, in case you didn't guess. ONE SHOT.

This is my version about how i would finish "The Great Game".One chapter,three parts: "At the pool", "The alley interlude" and "Safe and sound at home".Rated M for part 2-3 which contains explicit man/man sex and other yummy slashy things.Shwatsonlock

5 Times John Thought Sherlock Was Asking For Trouble, One Time He Definitely Was Written in response to anonymous prompt on shkinkmeme: Sherlock being tickled. Warning: some BDSM. Mild spoilers for start of The Great Game.

Oneshot. Sherlock's home alone and goes out, only then realising that John has his keys and he's locked out, and it starts raining. John to the rescue! I own absolutely nothing. John/Sherlock. M for strong language and extreme sexual content. Enjoy!

After kissing Sherlock, John must make the decision, Sarah or Sherlock? Contains Explicit content, M/M small M/F

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

based on theinsaneeraser's prompt Sam's getting tiered of Dean and Cas' eye-fking, so he enlists the help of a certain Trickster to help him plan a prank; 'm afraid it's not terribly pranky. - Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Cas

You being 907 Years old, youd have some built up sexual tension too, rated M for future. Starts off 11TH/Jack but will become 11th/Rory

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince. "A shiver travels up my spine, provoked by the suggestive tickle of his magic. I hear him react to my reaction-an answer. I want to whimper, but I hear his shoe scruff on the ground. I think he's come closer ..."

Sam tries to get one up on the archangel, and is surprised by the reaction he gets. Slash, don't like, don't read.

This is my version of Lord of the Rings where Sam is in fact Samantha, and what happens when Frodo and Sam for short finally admit their feelings for each other. Rated M for a lemon.

Angels watch, they don't want.

In Aragorn, Frodo finds the strength to bear his heavy burden. SLASH/ONESHOT

Dean is hurt, bleeding, and only Castiel can heal him. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel

Dean drove through the night, cursing silently to himself over the situation he found himself in. Rated M for Adult Content! Dean/Castiel

Dean’s car breaks down while he’s on a drive, alone. But he soon enough finds himself some company. Dean/Castiel, Shameless smut really, NC17. Warning: public/outdoor sex. No flames. R&R, x

Dean and Castiel "play". Complete and total fluff, no redeeming value whatsoever. Dean/Castiel slash. If you don't like slash don't read it. If you read it anyway don't come crying to me.

Mal and Jayne alone together on an empty moon... naked.

Dean seeks comfort in the arms of his angel, and Castiel needs help when it comes to desire. Dean/Castiel, NC17. Cameo from Sam. R&R x

Harry is sick of fighting all the time and during a potions class finds a way to end it all at last. Draco knows Harry is up to something but will he stop him when he finds out what it is exatly that the Gryffindor is trying to do?

Harry and Draco are locked up in a room. DMHP. Slash. Oneshot. Fluffy.

Title says it all really...Slash

5 words, 5 drabbles, 5 windows into life on Serenity

Malcolm Reynolds has got a lot to learn

Five times Jayne and Mal find themselves in compromising and questionable positions with each other.

When Harry admits his love for Draco to Hermione one night, what happens when he finds out that Draco had been there in the shadows listening to him all the long? Was it really all a set up? DmHp

Weasley Wizarding Wheezes is proud to bring you Kisstletoe! HDish Complete.

What really happens while everyone else is dozing off in History of Magic. drabble

Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete

One-shot. Draco can be very seductive… And he uses his skills to land a certain Gryffindor in his large, expensive bed. (Slash. DMHP)

Slash : Legolas finds peace in the woods of Lothlorien, and is particularly entranced by one mallorn in particular. However, as this particular evening goes on, he finds himself the not-so-reluctant audience of a certain two members of the fellowship….

Frodo finds his dear, sweet gardener a little irritating. That is, until his thoughts betray him. Rated R for slash

Frodo agonises over watching the gardener, who may not be as innocent as his master thinks. Rated R for slash

What could be more adorable than two hopelessly smitten hobbits trapped in a smial together?

Draco wakes up in a strange place, with Harry Potter watching over him. Slash HPDM

Harry Potter. Draco malfoy. A swingset. Need I say more? Rated for a kiss, nothing more. One shot

A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.

Frodo likes that Elven rope of Sam's. He really likes it. (SLASH. Somewhat kinky.)

Sam witnesses Frodo having an erotic dream. Much awkwardness and misunderstanding follow. [SLASH]

In which an accident gives Sam the opportunity to discover his master's feelings. (Slash, Sam/Frodo)

Draco is stunned into silence. For once. (slash)

{COMPLETE} Draco can't sleep. Harry's too drunk to stand. So begins a tale of confusion and delightful temptations with only one question to answer:

*SLASH* Inspired by Baranduin's commentary on the joys of Frodo receiving a backrub.

Holmes’s sharp tongue finally succeeds in severing his one true friendship. Can he fix the disaster? Slash H/W

{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.

Frodo's goodnight kisses are starting to have a serious effect on Sam. (A Frodo/Sam slash-on-the-quest story.)

Frodo catches Sam taking a break from gardening (F/S slash implied, solo, voy, prequest)

*SLASH* S/F M/P A/B L/Glor When Sam’s parents suspect he is gay, they send him to a homosexual correction center to be ‘normal’ again. At first he is determined, but then………

Camping, the first night out of the Shire, neither Frodo nor Sam can sleep