Hi! I'm Sharkbait. I am a colossal nerd - I like Star Trek, Stargate, comic books, and other science-fictionish things. I read and write a lot of fanfiction - to date, I've written stories for Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Enterprise, and DS9.

Here's a link to a fanfiction project of mine:
sharkbaitstartrek.blogspot.com
Star Trek: Endurance is my stand-alone, virtual online series. It's just getting off the ground, feel free to join, follow, and comment!

Quotes:

Stargate

McKay: "Never used to (believe in ghosts). Then I found out about these things called Wraith that can suck the life out of you with their hands."

Weir: "You tested it by throwing him off a balcony!?"
McKay: "Oh believe me, that's not the first thing we tried."
Sheppard: "I shot him!"

(A US soldier from 1969 asks Daniel, in Russian, if they're Soviet spies.)
Daniel: "Nyet."
O'Neill: "Daniel!"
Daniel: "He asked if we were Sov...oh."

O'Neill: "It's called an accretion disk."
(Daniel and Teal'c look surprised)
Carter: "You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to spy on his neigbours, did you?"
O'Neill: "Not initially..."

Star Trek

Reed pulls a phaser on Trip to stop him from going into an airlock to sacrifice himself.
Trip: "What're you gonna do, shoot me?"
Reed: "It's set to stun."

Trip: "What if you get hurt? What're you gonna do, make a holographic doctor?"

Cpt. Picard: "Mr. Data."
Data: "Yes sir?"
Picard: "Shut up."

Sisko: "Phasers on stun - I want those voles taken alive!"

Quark: "How’d you figure it out?"
Odo: "You claimed Rom fixed your replicators."
Quark: "So?"
Odo: "Rom’s an idiot. He couldn’t fix a straw if it was bent!"
Quark: "You're right. Rom is an idiot."

Odo: "I heard an interesting rumor today."
Quark: "Only one? I started at least twelve."

“Oh, she wants to know if it hurts, of course it hurts, it’s supposed to hurt, it’s a phaser!”
-Quark

Farscape

Crichton: "What is wrong with you people?"

Crichton: "If you hurt either of them, I will hunt you down."
Crais: "You'll hunt me down? That would complete the symmetry nicely."

Comics

"Kryptonian, Martian, and Apokoliptian technology. Plus the really scary crap Bruce invented."
-Identity Crisis

Flash: "Cover your ears."
Someone: "What?"
BOOM!! (Flash takes off faster than the speed of sound.)
-New Frontiers vol. 2

Other

“The Foosas – they’re always annoying us by trespassing...interrupting our parties...and tearing our limbs off!”
-King Julian