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Author has written 10 stories for Sherlock. Hi there! I'm a university student (studying science) who's always enjoyed the act of writing (I like making words flow nicely, not that you'd probably realise it from this "About me" section) but never really been able to make up stories of my own. I've written a few works based off pre-existing stories for English assignments and things at school though, and I like exploring characters. I only recently discovered the BBC's Sherlock, and I am completely in love. Like many fans of the addictive, sporadic series, I NEED MORE so I first started reading fanfics, but I've decided to try my own hand at them, too. :) Would be very grateful for feedback :) I also have a tumblr blog dedicated to Sherlock, where I post fics, art, gifs, everything in general - you can find it here: |
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Sherlock Discovers 'Three Continents Watson' by wendymarlowe reviews
When Sherlock learns what John "Three Continents" Watson's army nickname was for, he realizes he's got the perfect opportunity for a first-hand experiment in physical passion from the one person he can actually stand to be touched by. John thinks there might be a bit more to it than that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
In Pursuit of a Cleaner Kitchen by wendymarlowe reviews
"Done! John, don't move. I'll be right back." Sherlock practically ran to his room and slammed the door. Right. John mentally shrugged - whatever Sherlock was up to, it had started with cleaning so he couldn't be entirely opposed. (AKA "Sherlock's pants at declarations, but the kitchen gets cleaned so John doesn't mind.")
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Dear John by wendymarlowe reviews
With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it turns out to be Sherlock.) Updated in real time!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Actually, the Baby Sits on You by MissDavis reviews
Sherlock watches the Watsons' baby for the first time. Written for the Let's Write Sherlock Challenge 18: A First Time for Everything.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Complete
Catch your Breath by TheUniverseIsRarelySoLazy
Set after the events of "Welcome Home". John can't catch his breath. - Will be adding more chapters as they come to mind. I don't really know where this is going.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Welcome Home by TheUniverseIsRarelySoLazy reviews
John returns home.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Gets Horny When High by wendymarlowe reviews
Moriarty drugs Sherlock and sends him on home to his I'm-not-gay flatmate. John fends off Sherlock's persistent advances (apparently Sherlock gets horny when high and has a secret thing for John?) and puts him safely to bed. In the aftermath of Sherlock's embarrassing revelations, John comes to terms with the fact that Sherlock's interest isn't entirely unreciprocated . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] J. Moriarty - Complete
Sherlock Cuckolds Himself by wendymarlowe reviews
"What are we doing here?" John finally asked, admitting defeat. "I didn't even know we had a case on." "We don't," Sherlock admitted from his perch beside him. "You needed sex, so we came to get you some." (AKA Sherlock Picks Up A Hot Date For John, Then Replicates The Evening Himself)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Has to Wait by wendymarlowe reviews
John is sick of Sherlock having absolutely no shame about wanking and not even trying to be discreet, so he goads his flatmate into a wager: Sherlock's got to go for two weeks without masturbating. Seeing as John's never seen him manage even two days, it seems like an easy wager to win. (That doesn't mean John won't cheat, though.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Dinner for Idiots by onecuppatea reviews
Lestrade and Mycroft have a date. Mycroft cancels. John joins and Lestrade orders everything off the menu in spite. Lots of fancy wine included. Drunken hilarity commences A/N- Established relationship for Lestrade/Mycroft and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
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Not Chasing, Prowling (8) reviews
May 2013-January 2014. Same universe as Never Once Failed (probably best to read the rest of the series before you read this). What I imagine happening after the encounter in TGG; I wasn't convinced by TRF. The Holmes Brothers are a formidable team. Established Johnlock - like I said, best thing to do is read the rest of the series first! Fluff, low-level angst, smut, happy ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
This, More, Always (3) reviews
December 2012. For the second time in as many days, Sherlock was allowing himself to be led to the bedroom. This time, at least, he wasn't significantly inebriated. John and Sherlock have anal sex for the first time on their first Christmas as partners. Directly after the events of "A Most Human Person" Chapter 1 - probably read that first. Feels and smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
A Most Human Person (4) reviews
March - December 2013. Loving Sherlock Holmes was different to anything John had experienced. Of course it would be. Sherlock Holmes was different to any person John had ever met. A little series of oneshots during 2013 in my 'Never Once Failed' series. John gradually learns little bits about how Sherlock came to be the extraordinary man that he is. Feels, fluff, smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Wine's A Good Thing (2) reviews
Christmas Eve 2012. It's two weeks after John and Sherlock first got together (as in 'Never Once Failed'), and they're both drunk after their Christmas Eve drinks that Mrs Hudson makes them do. Drunken smuttery ensues. Sherlock gets raunchy when he's drunk. And he likes it when John pulls his hair. Oneshot, pretty much PWP. Also read chapter 1 of "A Most Human Person" for context.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Merci, Mon Amour (9) reviews
June 2013. "What do I do?" Sherlock's voice was urgent. "What would you do if you were stranded?" John snorted. "Have a wank, probably." "Have a - oh. Oh. John, you are brilliant." Sherlock's stranded in a blizzard & about to die of boredom. Fluffy smut from Sherlock's POV. Part of my Never Once Failed series. Update: I've now included a chapter 3 entirely in English.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Tell Me Something Interesting (10) reviews
October 2013. John's going mad. There've been no cases & no sex for a month-Sherlock has been completely focused on compiling evidence for Moriarty's prosecution. Time to change that. If you fancy plot with your porn, check out "Not Chasing, Prowling": the bringing-down of Moriarty by the Holmes Brothers! Also part of my "Never Once Failed" series. Smut. Fluff. Light D/s. Top!John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Happy Birthday, John (7) reviews
March 31, 2013. Here's a little rather fluffy oneshot as it was John's birthday yesterday! (Well - according to some sources.) John thinks Sherlock is oblivious to things as mundane as birthdays, but Sherlock surprises him. Part of my Never Once Failed series.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Could Be Dangerous (6) reviews
March 2013. Same universe as Never Once Failed. "If you have the submission kink I've long suspected, now would be an excellent time to admit it." Oneshot about the boys' first time experimenting with D/s. Fairly vanilla D/s. Top!Sherlock, Bottom!John. PWP. Much smut. I recommend listing to some saucy Florence The Machine while reading this. Just an idea.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Paris Suits Her (5)
February 2013. Just a little oneshot where John finds out what happened to Irene Adler after A Scandal In Belgravia. Same universe as Never Once Failed - established Johnlock. Implied smut only (T to be safe) - mostly just pleasant domesticity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H., Irene A. - Complete
Never Once Failed (1) reviews
December 2012. Post-THoB, TRF doesn't happen. Sherlock & John are starting to realise how much they depend upon each other, & figuring out what that means for their future. I indulged myself & wrote a lot of think-y bits & case-y bits (not a whole case, but snippets) - I figure there's usually quite a lot of that going on in Sherlock's head! There will be fluff, there will be smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete