ooohh bbooyy. so. "you meet the best people on the internet". yeah. well, let's just say i have never, in all of my years, experienced such a severe case of writers block. so, we'll see if i can figure out what's going on with that one and maybe one day i'll complete it. sorry:(. (3/24/11)

people seem to write things that they like here. below are my current obsessions. they tend to change a lot.

ncis.

maroon 5.

castle.

QUICK LITTLE SIDE NOTE.. the new maroon 5 album and the season premiere of ncis are on the same day. if you think this is as life changing and revolutionary as i do (which is quite a lot) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT hesitate to message me. we shall be new best friends. oh, and the new album was exquisite. just saying. as was the ncis season. just saying.

i'm absolutely in awe of how completely awesome you guys and gals all are. yes, i mean YOU! and YOU, and YOU, and YOU...

if you're from another country besides the usa, please message me. i don't know many people from outside america, so there's that. OR... even if you're NOT from a different country, message me anyway! I LIKE MAKING NEW FRIENDS. :)

hey! look! another story! :O a... ONESHOT??? what is this?? hm.. maybe you should read it... yeah! that sounds about right! and here comes a novel concept.. review? *gasp* yeah... yeah, do that!

so.. i keep seeing these everywhere and they make me laugh.(: just this ONNCCEE...

1) Gibbs

2) Tony

3) Ziva

4) McGee

5) Abby

6) Ducky

7) Jenny

8) Palmer

9) Vance

10) Kate

11) Fornell

12) Franks

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ducky/Fornell? at least the age difference isnt ginormous, but no. dont think i could deal with that one.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

McGee? CUTiE. not hot. especially not when hes sitting in the same room as tony.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Franks/Palmer? the world would implode from absurdity/laughter.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Vance? he's always evil, but not really... me no likey him. :(

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tony/Ducky? no, not at all...whatta sick person.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Abby/Vance or Abby/Kate? I think i'm going to have to go with abby/vance on this one, just cause abby and kate were besties.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Jenny walking in on Tony and Franks? she'd laugh, and then fire tony for NOT BEING WITH HIS SOULMATE.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ziva and Kate? thats actually a good story line.. uhhmm kate and ziva met before kate died, and they went on some epic adventure together. sorta like thelma and louise.

okay.. the plot bunnies just attacked me. just saying..

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Gibbs/Palmer? only if it's supposed to make you vomit..

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jenny/Franks? okay... jennys all upset about leaving gibbs and turns to franks. that could happen, right?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Palmer... ass like that by eminem, cause i could totally see him singing that(:

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Gibbs/Ducky/Franks... protect your corneas.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Abby? well.. shes been in a fic ive been reading recently..

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

Gibbs and Jenny are in a happy relationship until Vance runs off with McGee. Gibbs, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fornell and a brief unhappy affair with Franks, then follows the wise advice of Abby and finds true love with Tony. ~~~ okay, thats good go jibbs!!... vance and mcgee? not even comical.. FORNELL? FRANKS? thats interesting. ABBY. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. THATS NOT HOW ITS MEANT TO BE. really... abby? really?

OKAY NO MORE CUT AND PASTES FOR THIS PROFILE. DONE.

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mini shout out to the awesome people i've met on this glorious website. from asia to europe to back here in the good ole u.s of a, you guys have really shown me how awesome people can be(: thank you! all my love (at least, the small bit that hasn't been given to a very special agent anthony dinozzo), cam*