I'm Caidey Marie Cullen, Emmett's wife, so back off hoezz. I love Twilight (obviously), Sims, and my bestest friend Taytay! :)

I listen to music 24/7... My favorite bands are: Bullet for my Valentine, Miss May I, Brokencyde, 3OH!3, Calvary Kids... many more, but you get te pictcha. xD

If I'm not at home, you can probably find me on Birdwood Ct. with Taylor. I love her to death!

I have an amazing family, even though they ACT like they're on crack. And... uhh... OH YEAH! Emmett's all mine! haha :D

I'm the next Miss Rosalie Hale...

Though I'm also known as Hoe-salie and Ro-hoe.

:P

A brunette and a blonde, with an inseparable bond. :)

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

I used to be normal... until I met the idiots I call my best friends.

A good friend keeps from embarrassing yourself in public. A best friend will be too busy video taping your demise.

Grandparents and kids get along well because they have a common enemy.

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

I'm here because Heaven won't take me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

What do you call a man who is kind, sensitive, and wonderful to his woman? A myth.